D.Va’s guide to bagging a robot boyfriend
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D.Va has a bit of a wardrobe malfunction on a mission gone wrong. Luckily Ramattra is kind enough to let her borrow his cloak.
Surely the omnic wouldn’t mind if she kept it around a bit longer for personal reasons, right?
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“Surely there’s a way we can come to a… compromise,” she said, laying it on thick. She even spread her legs a little, making her intent clear. “Maybe the brilliant leader of Null Sector can find some use in the leader of MEKA?”
“You can do something useful for me,” he said, and summoned his crooked staff, thumping it on the ground menacingly, “by telling me the exact coordinates of Overwatch’s base of operations in Gothenburg.”
And suddenly the immersion popped like a bubble.
“Seriously?” She asked, irritated.
He cocked his head, sensing that this wasn’t part of the act. “I thought this was what you wanted?”
“When I said I wanted to roleplay, I was hoping we’d be doing more fucking than like, I don’t know- whatever this is.”
It's been a year since Ramattra defected to Overwatch, and 5 months since he'd started dating Hana. They're in a great place now, but Hana gets a bit nostalgic for "the good old days".
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