Vampires and Bureaucracy

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• Please hold. Your call is very important to us. by TheGoblinMatriarch

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  15 Feb 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
  • Draco Malfoy
  • Harry Potter
  • Alternate Universe - Vampire
  • Vampire Draco Malfoy
  • Auror Harry Potter
  • but like he hates it
  • The Ministry of Magic is Corrupt (Harry Potter)
  • but in a really banal way
  • The Banality of Evil
  • creature rights
  • Creature Fic
  • Mythical Beings & Creatures

  Summary

  The worst thing about being a vampire isn't the odd hours, or the blood-sucking, or even the inability to observe one's reflection (Draco always looks fantastic anyway so what does it matter?). It's the endless bureaucracy.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Vampires and Bureaucracy

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,091

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  26

  Kudos:

  168

  Bookmarks:

  18

  Hits:

  1,751

• Bloodlust and Bureaucracy by TheGoblinMatriarch

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  05 Mar 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
  • Draco Malfoy
  • Harry Potter
  • Vampire Draco Malfoy
  • POV Draco Malfoy
  • Auror Harry Potter
  • but he hates it
  • Bureaucracy
  • The Ministry of Magic is Corrupt (Harry Potter)
  • but in like a really banal way
  • The Banality of Evil
  • Mythical Beings & Creatures
  • creature rights
  • Creature Fic
  • bloodsucking
  • health care
  • my apologies to the NHS
  • I Love You
  • I'm sorry you're underfunded
  • but equally I would like to punch your phone trees in the nose
  • Alternate Universe - Vampire
  • Bigotry & Prejudice
  • Canon Divergence - Post-Hogwarts
  • tipsiness
  • Alcohol
  • Blood Drinking
  • Enemies to Friends to Lovers

  Series

  • Part 2 of Vampires and Bureaucracy

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  8,598

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Comments:

  22

  Kudos:

  223

  Bookmarks:

  36

  Hits:

  1,353