Goat Bros
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(i swear) i will die trying by geicogecko
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid, Nerdy Prudes Must Die - Team StarKid
02 Nov 2023
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Ted Spankoffski is a lot of things: an asshole, a sleazeball, the 'other person' of more than a few adultery allegations, pansexual, and, most importantly, an unlucky fucking bastard.
Except, this time, the story isn't about him. (It never really is, though, is it?) This time the only thing you need to know about Ted Spankoffski is that he's a big brother.
And it's about damn time his little brother got a taste of that good, old fashioned Spankoffski luck, don't you think?
(Alternatively titled: Ted's perspective on Nerdy Prudes Must Die)
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- Part 1 of Hatchet Town
- Part 1 of Goat Bros
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hot new christmas gift on the market: doing the bare fucking minimum by geicogecko
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
14 Feb 2024
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Ted’s little brother was born halfway through his senior year of high school. They’d lived under the same roof for about four months, and then Ted had moved out for college and never came back (at least for longer than a semester break).
And, well, he had sort of just assumed everything stayed the same after he moved out. That their parents had kept up all of Ted’s childhood traditions; done it all over again with his shiny new replacement.
He’s starting to realize, probably fifteen years too late, that isn’t the case, and it’s not a… comforting thought.
The idea that Ted had gotten their parents at their best.(Alternatively titled: Ted realizes Pete has youngest-sibling-trauma and does almost nothing about it… Merry A-Full-Two-Months-After-Christmas!)
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- Part 7 of Hatchet Town
- Part 2 of Goat Bros
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all that you feel is only real (if you decide it inside) by geicogecko for sanguineed, the_spaced_out_ace
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
16 Mar 2024
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Ted knows it's not real.
Of course he does, he's not fucking stupid, alright? There's a laugh track, theres a screenplay, and Jenny is alive. Ted knows it's not real.
He just doesn't care.... Pete might, though.
(Alternatively titled: Ted is voluntarily Truman-Showed and I wasn't supposed to write this fic)
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- Part 3 of Goat Bros
- Part 8 of Hatchet Town
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oh my god, we’re doing this AGAIN (oh my god, we’re doing this AGAIN) by geicogecko
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
14 Nov 2024
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Peter Spankoffski’s life is boring and routine and he’s okay with that. Mostly.
Until, one morning he wakes up minutes before his alarm goes off, nauseous and sweaty and totally fucked. (He just doesn't know that part yet. Shhhh.)
And then, the next morning he wakes up minutes before his alarm goes off, nauseous and sweaty and totally fucked.
And then, the next morning he wakes up minutes before his alarm goes off, nauseous and sweaty and totally fucked.
And then, the next morning he wakes up minutes before his alarm goes off, nauseous and sweaty and totally fucked. (By this point he’s figuring that one out. Good for him!)(Alternatively Titled: Pete gets stuck in a time loop. It’s just not, necessarily, his time loop.)
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- Part 14 of Hatchet Town
- Part 4 of Goat Bros