Merlin [character] crackfics
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Sir Lancelot: Sitter Of Dragons, Tired Dad Of One, Committer Of Treason, Knight In Shining Armor by quotidian_void for tireddruid
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
21 Jan 2024
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He stopped in front of Lancelot's door and knocked.
A moment later, the door opened.
"Merlin, my friend," Lancelot greeted.
"I need your help," Merlin desperately whispered.
"Of course. You can count on me. You know I will help you with anything."
"I lost a baby dragon."
Lancelot slammed the door in his face.
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- Part 1 of Merlin [character] crackfics
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Sweet Gwen who is a literal queen. Lovely Gwen who helped Merlin steal a statue of a dog without question just a few days after meeting him. Amazing Gwen who sneaks around with Merlin defeating goblins.
We needed to see more of that. So I wrote it.Series
- Part 2 of Merlin [character] crackfics
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Merlin pranking Arthur and the knights by mentally speaking to them with his magic, making them think that they're crazy, and getting them to do a bunch of ridiculous stuff to get rid of the ominous voice of "the great Emrys". Mordred pops in along the way.
Oh, the chaos.
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- Part 3 of Merlin [character] crackfics
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How Leon Acquired The Best Servant In All Of Five Kingdoms While Arthur Cried by quotidian_void
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
29 Apr 2024
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Merlin flung his arms up. “See? This is the acknowledgement I wanted. How much effort does it take to just say that?” He rolled his eyes.
Leon pursed his lips. “Well, how long will you be willing to offer your services?” he asked.
“You seriously can’t be considering it,” Percival said incredulously.
“Why not?” Merlin argued. “I’m happy to be Leon’s temporary servant. Although,” he turned to him, “just pretend it’s a permanent thing to Arthur.”
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Merlin becomes Leon's servant to spite Arthur.
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- Part 4 of Merlin [character] crackfics
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Sweet, Angelic and Clumsy Boys Dominate the World: A Guide to Conquering Camelot Before Lunch by Daegal by quotidian_void
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
03 May 2024
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Literally exactly what the title says. Daegal conquers Camelot before lunch with his sweet, angelic and too-similar-to-Merlin clumsy ways. (And also causes a minor civil war.)
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- Part 5 of Merlin [character] crackfics
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Chaos, Merlin, Fire, And A Defeated Sobbing King: These Are A Few Of Gwaine’s Favorite Things by quotidian_void for datrandocat
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
24 May 2024
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"Since our job's done here, let's go set something on fire, Merlin."
"Uh, maybe not set something on fire?" Gwen quickly interrupted with a frown.
"I'm on Gwen with this one," Merlin said apologetically.
"But Merlin! We haven't set anything on fire this past two weeks!"
Merlin winced. "Actually… Lancelot and I already set something on fire."
Gwaine pouted with resentment. "Oh, sorry. I should have known that you preferred Lancelot over me."
"I don't! I like you both equally!"
Gwaine turned away from him, crossing his arms.
Merlin shared an exasperated look with Gwen. "Look," Merlin said. "We didn't actually mean to set anything on fire. So you really can't base your statement over that."
Gwaine turned back to him with glee. "So does that mean you still haven't intentionally set anything else on fire after we burned that old lord's whole underwear drawer two weeks ago?"
"I suppose so."
Gwaine snapped his fingers. "That's it. We're going to set something on fire."
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- Part 6 of Merlin [character] crackfics