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You Could've Applied Online by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
26 Sep 2023
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“Twelve hours? Where do you work that makes you work twelve hours straight?” Bdubs asked incredulously. “Wait no. No we can’t pick this up! We’re talking about murder here!”
“Yeah, and now I'm gonna have to find a new roommate because of this. You owe me. Maybe tomorrow won't work. Let's schedule it out for…next week?”
Bdubs stuttered over his words, hand holding the knife tensing around the handle as he looked around the room. Was he being pranked? Did Scar do this? He couldn’t think of another conversation that had confused him more than this. Etho’s eyes crinkled around the edges, mouth subtly changing into what Bdubs imagined was a smile as he felt irritation creep into his mind. “You’re joking right now.”
Another shift under the mask. He was definitely smiling now. “How’d you guess?”
Or: Bdubs kills someone (on purpose), makes people angry (NOT on purpose), and somehow gets a boyfriend in the process. Or was he a bodyguard? Bdubs doesn't really know himself.
Oh, and Etho just wants to pay his rent on time. Preferably without another dead roommate.
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I Would've Said This in the Zoom Call by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
06 Nov 2023
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The story continues after you’re dead. Cleo could confirm, they were already halfway there.
“Good morning Cleo!”
“Would’ve been, if you weren’t haunting my establishment.”
Martyn grinned, his semi-translucent hand playing with the clean cups and putting them in the wrong spots on purpose. “Helping your establishment.” Cleo snorted, rolling their eyes as the bell chimed. The cups dropped, leading to one of them falling off the counter and smashing onto the floor.
Fucking Martyn.
Or, a lesson on healing, letting go and getting the damn conveyer in the store before winter.
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- Part 2 of Should've, Could've, Would've
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the record of what could have been by Anonymous for oh_snapperss
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
31 Dec 2023
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What more could Etho give him that he didn’t already own? He once again wrapped his arms around him, staring at the wall and pretending not to hear the relieved sigh from the other man. “What about a game?” He could barely hear the question that was buried in the crook of his neck. Etho shivered again, the ghost feeling of Bdubs smile too close to already heated skin making his cheeks flush. “If I can figure out who this mysterious person that caught your attention is, I win, and if I don’t, you win.”
Bdubs is the crown prince and Etho is his healer. It goes exactly how you'd expect it to.
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“Three more sessions?”
He didn’t mean for his question to sound so whiny, definitely not when talking to the very attractive tattoo artist who had just finished his line work for a large back piece. In fact, three sessions probably was lowballing the amount of time it would take. A stretching vine flowing across his shoulders, draping down to various different flowers would take a long time. And honestly, Etho didn’t really have a problem with the time it should take. Scar and Cub would be fine taking care of the store during the time he was at the tattoo shop, it was just-
“I swear this flower was yellow when we met for your consultation.”
Or, Etho, Bdubs and exactly what you think would happen with a mood based color changing tattoo.
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“So you thought…And Bdubs thought…And I thought…” Cleo faded out, staring at Bdubs, and then Etho as a comfortable silence filled the shop. Then-
“Welp, we’re probably the stupidest people on the planet.”
The Clethubs one-shot i wrote in procrastination so i didn't have to write my actual fics
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To Steal a Breath, a Gasp of Air by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
12 May 2024
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The story starts exactly how all good stories do, with a person stuck in a jail cell.
“You gotta be shitting me Skizz.” Etho didn’t think he could phrase it better than Tango did. The guy was clearly on edge, flowers blooming and immediately dying along the ridges of his knuckles, flaking down onto the dirt ground below. “What’s the cargo?”
Skizz chuckled, grin wide and almost crazy as he gestured at the living plant in front of them. “You’re all stupid.” Skizz walked around the table, black, ripped wings curling against his back so he could get behind the honest to god miracle sitting in their kitchen and place a heavy hand on his shoulder. “He is the cargo. And we’re getting him to the surface.”
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How To (not) Be Human by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
03 Apr 2024
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“Look, I don’t actually know what's going on, and I have no reception in the woods.” Gem said quietly, glancing up to see Scar laughing at something Bdubs said. “But in hostage situations, sometimes the best course of action is agreeing with the captor. We follow him into a town and try to find someone that will help us there. We’re gonna be alright.” Gem patted Tango on the shoulder before helping him up, the ropes tugging at his wrists roughly before Gem loosened them.
Tango nodded, following behind Gem as the two of them made their way to Bdubs and Scar. “Should we start?” Bdubs asked, almost like this was a fun outing the four of them were on. Gem nodded, and the four began their way to the nearest town.
“So, is this time before Jesus, or after him?” Bdubs asked curiously, kicking a rock down the path as Scar raised an eyebrow.
“I have no idea who that is.”
Tango gulped.
Or, Tango, Gem and Bdubs find themselves in a different universe, Etho's past keeps coming back to haunt him, Pearl is suddenly married, Jimmy just wants to confess, and Scar and Grian are also there. also, the worlds ending.
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“It’s kind of pretty, in a messed up way.”
“What is?”
Etho looked up to where Grian was doing a final check on their bags, making sure they got everything they wanted. “Uh,” The blood dripped from his knuckles to the ground below. “Pink blood. It’s kind of pretty.”
Grian watched with him, more blood dripping down and landing on the cement. Finally he offered a lopsided smile before nodding his head. “Yeah, I guess it is.” Grian jerked his head towards the stairwell. “That has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it? Pink blood.”
Etho nodded even though Grian wouldn’t be able to see as his best friend started down the stairs. Etho took the chance to look back at the three bodies they were leaving for the birds.
Maybe Grian wasn’t the only one going crazy.
Or, After five years of traveling just the four of them in a post-apocalyptic world, Grian, Etho, Pearl and Lizzie suddenly find themselves in the company of past friends and lovers. Lines are draw, but in the sand, and sooner than later all nine of them are going to have to figure out where each of them stands in a battle much larger than them.
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crushed under your own heel, the weight of love is heavy by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
14 Dec 2024
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Today wasn’t ever going to be a happy day, not for Etho.
However, Etho thought he would at least have some excitement for the event. After all, being royalty but being a younger sibling didn’t mean much for him other than political chess and a loveless marriage for good trades and relations for neighboring kingdoms. But maybe he would’ve gotten to know his partner, maybe he would be friends with them.
A take-over by barbarians however, was never really on his radar.
Etho and Ren get married. Neither of them are thrilled about it.
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