Birdie's Christmas Celebration
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“I couldn’t stand another minute of watching every idiot wizard in the room drool over you.”
“No one was drooling over me, Cormac hardly counts as he was harassing nearly every witch in the room.” She tries to pull herself forward again. “Not like it would matter anyway since you’ve made it quite clear you’re not interested in talking to me.”
“Don’t play me for a fool, Terry fucking Boot keeps trying to touch you.” He hisses.
“You’re utterly delusional, not like it matters, I’m not yours to begin with–” The temperature of the room shifts as soon as the words leave her mouth, the silver of his eyes glinting dangerously in the dark.
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Hermione's had enough of Draco suddenly deciding to ignore her and decides to pull out the little red dress she knows he can't resist. It succeeds in getting the attention of a few other wizards as well, much to Draco's displeasure.
It looks like he'll just have to remind her of who she really belongs to.
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- Part 1 of Birdie's Christmas Celebration
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“What does what mean?” James asks through a mouthful of cake.
“Milf,” Scorpius says, watching the other two’s expressions cautiously for reactions. “McLaggen just called my mum a ‘milf extraordinaire’.”
James just cackles while Albus looks sheepish.
“Mum I’d like to fuck.” The older boy says simply while Scorpius blinks in confusion.
“Excuse me?”
“That’s what milf means, mum I’d like to fuck.”
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While at the annual Hogwarts Fundraiser, Scorpius learns a new word and that unfortunately people associate his mother with it.
Meanwhile after the event is over, Draco is more than happy to demonstrate to his wife just exactly how much she fits the definition.
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- Part 2 of Birdie's Christmas Celebration
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“Just ask her to dance.” Blaise says, rolling his eyes, a new drink in his hand.
“I have no reason to.” He responds, watching yet another wizard approach her for a dance.
“Do you need a reason besides the fact that you want to?”
Draco considers his friends' words, watching her carefully as she spins, working their relationship into knots in his head. Was there any reason he couldn’t dance with her?
“I thought you were going to light me on fire to be honest.” Theo chimes in, appearing next to him with a fresh glass of whiskey. “You didn’t tell me you were seeing her.”
“Technically I’m not.”
Seven.
She danced with seven men through the night.
He would make sure that she remembered that number.
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After watching Hermione dance the night away at the St. Mungo's fundraiser, he takes her home and gives her a challenge she'll never forget.
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- Part 3 of Birdie's Christmas Celebration
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Hermione most certainly did not have feelings for her dance partner. He was a jerk and seeing him interacting adorably with the youngest dancers at the studio certainly doesn't change anything for her.
They've been partners for years, she thinks she would know if she had a crush on him...
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Or denying your feelings is all fun and games until everything hits you all at once.
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- Part 4 of Birdie's Christmas Celebration
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Draco comes home a little earlier from work than usual, finding his children playing out in the snow as his wife watches on happily.
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Peeking in through a window of the Granger-Malfoy family as the holidays approach.
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- Part 5 of Birdie's Christmas Celebration
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“Now, if I were to say yes to this whole…thing, what do I get out of it?” She asks hesitantly, hating the way he perked up immediately.
“My, my, Granger— how Slytherin of you.” She narrows her eyes and he relents, surely very aware he did not have the upper hand in the situation. “You’ve been shot down for funding time and time again for that very generous Wolfsbane project–”
Now it was her turn to perk up, spine straightening as she leans over the desk, hands clasping as her brain puts together what he’s offering her.
“If you agree to this, agree to being my girlfriend until at least after Christmas, then I will fully fund your Wolfsbane project for the next two years.”
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Draco Malfoy needs a favor, and Hermione Granger seems to be the only witch around to fit the bill. Attempting to get out of yet another marriage contract, Draco tells his mother he’s dating the one and only Hermione Granger. One little issue, they’re not actually dating.
With a good old fashioned bribe of funding the Wolfsbane Project she’s been trying to start for years, Hermione reluctantly agrees.
No need to worry dear readers, it’s not like they’d develop feelings for each other or anything…
Right?
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- Part 6 of Birdie's Christmas Celebration
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“You’ve read Charles Dickens— yes?”
“Yes, I read Great Expectations when I started exploring muggle literature.”
“Well, he wrote a book called A Christmas Carol.” She bends down to grab a few gifts from beneath the Christmas tree.
“Ah, so we’re from the book then—”
“Sort of,” She interrupts, “Then they made a movie of it with these little puppets called The Muppets, and it was my favorite.”
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Hermione and Draco go to a muggle Christmas party with the theme to dress up from a favorite Christmas movie.
Hijinks ensue.
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- Part 7 of Birdie's Christmas Celebration
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“Draco—” She scoffs, certainly trying to chastise him. “We’re supposed to be out in the ballroom— anyone could walk back here!”
“Can’t a man ravish his wife for just a moment? Just a little fun, and then I’ll return you to the masses.” It wasn’t technically a lie, although he doubted she would want to return after this.
From the way she wiggled against him currently, her bum pressing back into his growing erection, he would guess she wouldn’t last five minutes.
“You’re cruel.” She accuses, her hands reaching back around to grip into the fabric of his robes for support.
“You know I don’t like to play fair, darling,” He says, teeth nipping along the column of her throat. “I didn’t want you coming here at all tonight, and I especially warned you against those shoes. You can’t blame me for doing what I can to get you out of them.”
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While at the Christmas Eve Gala his parents throw every year, the only thing Draco has on his mind is getting his pregnant wife home for the night. And he's not afraid to play a little dirty to get his way.
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- Part 8 of Birdie's Christmas Celebration
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Being stuck at Hogwarts as Head Boy over Christmas Break is the least of Draco's problems as he tries to deal with his definitely not noticeable crush on fellow Head Girl, Hermione Granger.
However, an incident out on the ice might prove his feelings stronger than he originally thought.
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- Part 9 of Birdie's Christmas Celebration
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“I thought I wasn’t allowed any presents until Christmas.” He teases, listening to her rustle around in the other room.
“This is an exception,” She says, “Perhaps I’ll let you take a peak and you can decide if you’d like to see the rest of it.”
Draco’s not quite sure what’s going on in his wife’s head, his mind scanning for what she could possibly want to give him now.
But then the door creaks open just a little— just enough for her heeled foot to step out, revealing pretty lace stockings, the band flourishing around the soft skin of her thigh.
Draco’s mouth goes dry, any coherent thought quickly draining as he realizes what his precious wife was up to.
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After finally putting their children to sleep on Christmas Eve, Hermione decides to give Draco an early Christmas present.
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- Part 10 of Birdie's Christmas Celebration