i didn't come here to make friends (bottoms suburban legends)

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• kiss me in a way (that's going to screw me up forever) by pirateygoodness

  Fandoms: Bottoms (Movie 2023)  

  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  28 Nov 2023

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Hazel Callahan/PJ
  • Hazel Callahan
  • PJ (Bottoms)
  • Josie (Bottoms)
  • Post-Canon
  • Canon Compliant
  • Car Sex
  • First Time
  • Awkward First Times
  • Crying
  • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
  • Narratively Significant Fruit Cup
  • Awkward Romance
  • Dorks in Love

  Summary

  Hazel wriggles out from under her somehow, and opens the door to the backseat. She holds it for PJ, just like she did with the the door to the school. Like they're in Cinderella and she's one of those weird mice that turns into a carriage servant or some shit.

  If PJ blushes as she slides into Hazel's backseat, hopefully the dark of the parking lot hides it.

  Hazel gets in after her.

  (OR: PJ discovers gay sex is harder than it looks)

  Series

  • Part 1 of i didn't come here to make friends (bottoms suburban legends)

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  English

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