a crooked touch (Astarion x m!Tav)

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Series Begun:
2023-09-21
Series Updated:
2024-11-16
Description:

“Make it hurt, then. Kiss me like you want to kill me.”

“I can do that.”

Two broken stars in a decaying orbit, passing closer and closer together until the inevitable, devastating collision.

Or, Tav is fucked up and down bad for Astarion, who doesn't quite see the appeal (but he's getting there). Sexual frustration, sloppy handjobs, a heavy dose of masochism, and way too many failed Insight checks ahead. Tav falls first, Astarion falls harder (eventually).

Or, a tragic-but-hopeful romance told through a series of incredibly ill-advised sexual encounters.

If you want to read a story where Astarion is sweet from the start and Tav is here to fix him, this isn't the one. If you want to read about two terribly broken men spending a good long while making each other worse before they make each other better, this might be for you. If you thought the in-game romance was a little too easy and it should have been ten times more painful and difficult to convince Astarion he's worthy of love, this is definitely for you.

Set during the canonical events of Baldur's Gate 3.

Notes:

I like to write things that can fit into canon if you bend the bars a little. No major canon divergence, but conversations play out differently because I don't care for copy/pasting lines directly from the game.

The focus is on Astarion and Tav's relationship, but Tav loves his other friends, too. The feelings are slow burn but the sex is NOT. Huge, huge CW for suicidal Tav and "not-your-perfect-trauma-victim" Astarion.

Listen to Sleep Token's album "Take Me Back to Eden" while reading if you really want to hurt yourself. There are Sleep Token references scattered liberally throughout and a companion series of ST lyrics analyses linked from some of the chapters.

If you're a fan of the series, other fans set up a dedicated Discord server to discuss, scream, and share recs. Join the summoning circle!

Stats:
Words:
438,225
Works:
33
Complete:
Yes
Bookmarks:
565

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