Dumb Boys, Dumb Girls, and Really Dumb Cats
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“You’re awake,” he said softly.
“Y-yeah.” Ace cleared his throat, wincing at the pain, and said, “Surprise.”
Deuce pried himself away from the wall and crossed to sit on the chair that Jamil had been using a few minutes prior. “So… What did you dream of?”
Ace shrugged. “I don’t really remember.”
He was lying, of course. He remembered perfectly.
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Leona woke up in an unfamiliar, dark room. His brain felt muddled, and the lower half of his body ached. He sat up slowly, rubbing his eyes with the back of one hand.
“Good morning,” a voice said from his right.
Leona startled, eyes flicking open. He turned, jaw dropping. “What the fuck.”
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- Part 2 of Dumb Boys, Dumb Girls, and Really Dumb Cats
- Part 1 of stay in bed
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Behind him, he heard someone say, “Well, look what the hyena dragged in.”
Malleus startled and turned, blinking at Leona. The beastman was sitting sprawled out in one of the several chairs on the balcony, head tilted at an angle that cast orange light over his regal features. He cleared his throat and said, “Kingscholar. What are you doing here?”
“Escaping Ruggie’s harassment. Just like you, I assume.”
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- Part 3 of Dumb Boys, Dumb Girls, and Really Dumb Cats
- Part 2 of stay in bed
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When We're Better Maybe We'll Get to Try by heartsforjade
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
22 Aug 2023
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They’d become friends a few months ago, not long after the start of their third year, after they’d gotten wrapped up in a complicated deal with Azul. Actually, after Ruggie had gotten Jamil wrapped up in a complicated deal with Azul. Jamil still wasn’t sure how Ruggie had managed that, but he was pretty sure Ruggie had just thrown out a random name when Azul had asked if Ruggie had anybody he’d been working with, and Azul had leaped at the opportunity to harass Jamil more.
They’d realized then that they had many similarities and a similar work ethic. Becoming friends with Ruggie had been as natural for Jamil as braiding his hair.
Since then, Jamil had begun to foolishly entertain the idea that maybe something good would come out of his time at NRC.
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As Kalim took his seat, he paused and sniffed. He turned, craning his neck to look through the class.
“Huh,” he murmured, eyes failing to find who he was looking for.
“What?” Ruggie asked, frowning and turning to follow Kalim’s eyes.
“I thought I smelled Jamil’s cologne. Guess not.”
“Oh,” Ruggie said, voice a bit weird.
Kalim glanced at him as he turned to face the board. “What?”
“I, uh- nothing.”
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“I don’t know what you expected, little pup,” Crewel had said the last time Epel had asked for his advice. The professor leaned his chin on his hand as he looked across the desk at Epel. “You put Widow’s Shriek into a potion. I would’ve assumed Schoenheit would’ve stopped you, but…”
“Vil wasn’t there,” Epel muttered, slumping low in his seat. (If Vil saw him, he would yank Epel up by his hair. But Vil wasn’t here, and Crewel wasn’t a snitch, so hah!)
“He wasn’t- Epel Felmier.” Crewel sat up straight, gray eyes wide with shock. “Did you try to create a mind control potion unsupervised?”
“Um,” Epel said, then he’d stood so fast he’d nearly knocked his chair over and ran out of the room.
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“Pssh. Sure.” Ruggie leaned into the back seat, grabbing the box of donuts. “See you in a few. Kisses.”
“You sound like Ashengrotto.”
“Woof. How dare you. I will see you in a few.”
Leona hummed, and Ruggie could perfectly picture Leona tilting his head to the side ever-so-slightly. “See you. Kisses,” he added teasingly.
Ruggie groaned and hung up on Leona’s laughter.
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- Part 7 of Dumb Boys, Dumb Girls, and Really Dumb Cats
- Part 1 of jade's leoruggie brainrot
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Ruggie’s hand shakes when he lifts his hand to the man’s cigarette. His fingers brush the man’s lips when he drops his hand, and it occurs to Ruggie that the man must’ve moved closer. Ruggie tucks one hand into the pocket of his hoodie and uses the other to hold his cigarette. He tries not to stare, but his eyes keep finding the man’s face.
He tries to control his breathing when he takes in a deep breath of smoke, but he coughs heavily. The man glances at him, smirking slightly. “You don’t smoke, do you?”
Ruggie covers his mouth with one hand, trying to steady his breath. “N-no.” He grins self-deprecatingly at the man. “I just needed an excuse to come talk to you.”
The man’s smirk widens into an amused smile, and he finally turns to face Ruggie. “Alright. Then talk.”
Ruggie beams. “My name’s Ruggie.”
“Leona.”
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- Part 8 of Dumb Boys, Dumb Girls, and Really Dumb Cats
- Part 1 of Prompt fics <3
- Part 2 of jade's leoruggie brainrot
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When Jamil was very young- eight, or maybe nine- he used to dream about his first kiss. It would be with someone beautiful and kind, someone who didn’t care about Jamil’s social status, someone who loved him regardless. It would be slow, sweet, full of love and passion and trust. Right at twilight, in that perfect time between day and night, when everything feels light and glass-spun.
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- Part 9 of Dumb Boys, Dumb Girls, and Really Dumb Cats
- Part 2 of Prompt fics <3
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A collection of leoruggie drabbles that can't quite be turned into full fics.
From chapter ten-
"She raises one eyebrow sharply and Leona hurriedly adds, 'I’m not embarrassed because it's him. I’m not… good with my feelings,' he says slowly. 'He makes me want to be good at it. At feelings.'
Grandma Bucchi hums, then reaches out and pats his hand. 'For what it’s worth, you’re very good at making him feel loved. He’s happier with you than he’s ever been.'"
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- Part 10 of Dumb Boys, Dumb Girls, and Really Dumb Cats
- Part 3 of jade's leoruggie brainrot
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Tonight was turning out to be remarkably miserable, by all accounts. Yurui was only here because of his brother and King Falena’s close friendship, left over from their own days at Royal Sword Academy. Yurui didn’t want to be here- he’d much rather be back at his dorm, planning things for the next week- but he couldn’t just up and leave. Sweet Seven, that would wreak havoc on public relations. So he’d spent much of the night nursing a champagne that he didn’t want to drink, leaning against the wall near a balcony. And when Leona Kingscholar had met his eye from across the ballroom, looking just as miserable as Yurui felt- complete with downturned ears and a fierce scowl- Yurui had tipped his head in greeting and beckoning.
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- Part 11 of Dumb Boys, Dumb Girls, and Really Dumb Cats
- Part 1 of TWST oc brainrot!
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Leona is sitting sideways on one armchair; Jamil is sitting prim and proper, legs crossed, on the floor in front of the other chair; Ruggie and Kalim have commandeered the couch, Kalim’s sock-clad feet tangled with Ruggie’s, though the two men are hardly awake.
A movie is on, though it's been paused for some time now.
“Look,” Leona snaps, jabbing one sharp black-painted nail at Kalim and Ruggie. “It’s so bad it put them to sleep.”
Jamil rolls his eyes. “No, Kalim’s always out by ten, and Ruggie’s finally sober after eight hours spent so stoned he could barely walk. Of course he’s exhausted.”
“Hey,” Ruggie sleepily protests. “S-stop- don’ drag me int’a this.”
A heartbeat later, Ruggie yawns and nuzzles into his arms, and Kalim emits a tired mumble then a snore. Jamil sends a lofty, triumphant look at Leona, then rolls his eyes again and says, “Don’t pout. You’re twenty-five, Kingscholar.”
Leona gives Jamil a dirty look, then calls to the tangle of barely-conscious men on the couch, “Hey, brats. Get off my couch. Ruggie, you’ve got a bedroom. Kalim, you’ve got, like, eight bedrooms at your own place. Call an Uber and fuck off.”
The only response is an indignant huff from Ruggie.
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- Part 12 of Dumb Boys, Dumb Girls, and Really Dumb Cats
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“Tell me, do I act as if I have romantic feelings for Ace Trappola?”
Silver blinked, caught off-guard. “That’s…. The red one, right? Riddle’s friend?”
Sebek sniffed. “Yes.”
“Ah, no, I don’t think so,” Silver said, frowning. “Though… I can see it.”
Sebek threw his hands up. “No! There’s nothing to see!”
Lilia sat on the arm of the couch. “I’m just saying, perhaps you should indulge in a date! Even if you don’t like him, dates are fun.”
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- Part 13 of Dumb Boys, Dumb Girls, and Really Dumb Cats
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i love you (i'll never say it) by heartsforjade
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
17 Dec 2024
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After a beat, Leona added, “Y’know Vil? She’s trans now, apparently. Made this whole long post about it. Today, some guy was being a prick to her, talking about how she’d never be a girl. I got sick of hearing it, so I shut him up.”
“You slammed his head into a locker.”
“I shut him up.”
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- Part 14 of Dumb Boys, Dumb Girls, and Really Dumb Cats