One Shots
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Harry Potter competes against Tom Riddle in a quiz show...
It's safe to say he's very impressed with Tom's intellect.
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- Part 1 of One Shots
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Lord Voldemort is an infamous streamer, known for his cult following and captivating streams.
Harry Potter is also a streamer, though he certainly doesn't have a cult following.
When Harry is attending Twitch Con, and receives a rather exciting message from his favourite streamer, he finds himself face to face (voice to voice) with Lord Voldemort.
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- Part 2 of One Shots
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do you have two minutes to talk about fridges? by purplemineralwater
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jun 2023
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Harry Potter has a job as a cold caller, and is used to people hanging up before he can even start his carefully prepared script.
So, when the man at the end of the phone tells him to ‘keep speaking’, Harry finds himself quite baffled.
Not to mention that his voice is very attractive.
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- Part 3 of One Shots
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Groups of ordinary people sit in front of the television, recording their reactions to the best television moments of the week.
Tom and Harry, roommates and stars of Gogglebox, are just one set of characters that are adored by fans.
Unbeknown to them, the fans of the show want them to be more than friends.
(And maybe they they want that too...)
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- Part 4 of One Shots
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letters of seduction (apparently) by purplemineralwater
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jun 2023
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Harry & Co play a game of Truth or Dare. Of course, Harry chooses the latter.
The dare? Seduce their boss, Tom Riddle.
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- Part 5 of One Shots
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Harry and Ginny are about to get married, the vows are about to be read, and they are about to be joined forever.
Until Voldemort arrives, intent on kidnapping Harry for himself.
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- Part 6 of One Shots
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When ‘Uncle Tom’ shows up instead of Aunt Marge, Harry is vaguely confused.
When ‘Uncle Tom’ looks exactly like a young Lord Voldemort, Harry becomes marginally more frightened.
Only marginally, however. He mostly feels curious.
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- Part 7 of One Shots
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How to Seduce Death: A Tried and True Technique by purplemineralwater
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Aug 2023
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In which Harry attempts to persuade Death to bring him back to life.
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- Part 8 of One Shots
- Part 1 of How to Seduce
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Argus Filch: Master of the Universe by purplemineralwater
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Aug 2023
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Nobody knew that Argus Filch was the Necromancing Master of Death. He’d united the Deathly Hallows, even planting fakes behind so nobody would notice, and was now invincible.
Soon all would grow to regret the day they ever underestimated him.
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- Part 9 of One Shots
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God or demon, they whispered, frightful of what would befall them if their voices raised any higher than quick, ushered words.
But Harry Potter was neither a God nor a demon, no matter what anyone thought, he was just a boy who’d been trapped in a vow and was now too tired to find a way out of it.
The real demon was his captor, a pale, willowy figure with a penchant for his shiny belongings.
OR; Voldemort captures Harry, turns him to gold, and keeps him for thousands of years.
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- Part 10 of One Shots
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You Belong With Me by purplemineralwater for starlitsilvereyes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Oct 2023
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Orion did all he could to look away– dipping his head, squeezing shut his eyes, and even pulling his pillow up to his face. But, in the end, his eyes always returned to Abraxas.
To Abraxas and his girlfriend.
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- Part 11 of One Shots
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Dream On (Harry Potter's Version) by purplemineralwater
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Dec 2023
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Harry wakes up in an alternate universe where Tom Riddle is the Minister for Magic.
Naturally, he thinks it's a dream.
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“What have you done with Harry Potter?” Riddle hissed, eyes flashing red and his mouth twisting nastily, “Who are you?”
Riddle loosened his grip only the slightest amount, allowing Harry to inhale the smallest breath. His voice came out raspy, rough, “I am Harry Potter, for fucks sake.”
“No,” Riddle hissed, “You’re not. You’re nothing like him.”
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- Part 12 of One Shots
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“Who are you?” Harry asked, as his eyes settled on the singer. His skin was pale, contrasting the dark hair falling to his shoulders. His cheekbones were high and sharp, his eyes a dark brown that twinkled in the firelight.
He was so gorgeous that Harry forgot what he was going to say next.
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Harry Potter has been searching for a way to return magic to the world, when he comes across an island seemingly infested with magic and a man with a spell-binding aura.
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- Part 13 of One Shots
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An Idiots Guide on How to Seduce a Dark Lord by purplemineralwater
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jan 2024
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In which Harry attempts to persuade Voldemort not to kill him.
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- Part 14 of One Shots
- Part 2 of How to Seduce
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Harry and Voldemort go on the Jeremy Kyle show to sort out their... differences.
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- Part 15 of One Shots
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The Duke of Hangleton has been spotted several times at local establishments, though he has not yet deigned to make an appearance at any respectable evening function. This Author wonders whether His grace will finally enter society, returning from time abroad merely six years after his father's passing...
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The only person at the Malfoy's Ball that catches Harry's eye is Tom Riddle, The Duke of Hangleton.
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- Part 16 of One Shots
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touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto by purplemineralwater
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Apr 2024
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Harry's playing GTA. Tom's touching him.
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- Part 18 of One Shots
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In which Harry falls hopelessly in love with the new transfer student, but doesn't quite realise it.
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- Part 19 of One Shots