The Boatem Pool
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“Are you sure this is a good idea?” asks Mumbo, fiddling with the buttons of his shirt. He’s trying to delay the inevitable – primarily, being shirtless in front of a lot of people with Scar ‘Godlike Abs’ Goodtimes right next to him for comparison. It’s not working very well. “Just, I can think of, off the top of my head, oh, sixteen ways this could go wrong. At least three of them end with us respawning. At least.”
“Oh, no!” Scar, already reclining across a table in a distinctly louche manner, is nude from the waist up and looking distinctly self-satisfied about it. If anybody present knew who Jeff Goldblum was, multiple comparisons would have already been made. “It’s a terrible idea, and it’s going to go horribly wrong.”
(The origin story of the Hermitcraft server party tequila ban, feat. a body shots contest, Mumbo's body hair, Scar's natural reactions, Bdubs being a complete fucking freak, Pearl's love affair with prosecco, and ambiguous pants removal.)
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- Part 1 of The Boatem Pool
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“Hands were travelling!” hisses Pearl, in a loud, infuriated whisper, her fingers white-knuckled around the lapels of Mumbo’s suit. She’s close enough he can smell the alcohol on her breath, an odd combination of something wine-sweet and something else artificially fruity. There’s an open bottle of prosecco abandoned on the table behind her. “Grian was tasting Scars tonsils!”
“I– look, Pearl, I’m sorry, but the rules are clear! That doesn’t count!”
(In which there is a running wager on when and how Grian and Scar are finally going to get it on, and Hermitcraft's semi-regular server parties are a particular source of frustration and despair for its participants. Tonsils are tasted, drinks are drunk, Keralis is Keralis, and someone really should have made Etho check that sword at the door...)
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- Part 2 of The Boatem Pool