"SBIG"
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An ancient badfic I wrote all the way back in 2009, and the very first story I published to fanfiction.net. Just a short, simple, Half Life: Full Life Consequences-inspired parody thing, and then I wrote a half-effort "ending" chapter thing even though the original chapter already had a fairly closed ending.
Premise: The Eds are just watching TV, then they get attacked by everyone else in the Cul-de-Sac at once. Weird stuff happens from there.
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- Part 1 of "SBIG"
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,857
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Hits:
- 63
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An old "remake" of an even older, deliberately poorly-written fanfic from 2010 about Edd fighting against a zombie outbreak.
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- Part 2 of "SBIG"
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,430
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 111
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Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals by Great Pikmin Fan (NeedsMoreDeepWater), NeedsMoreDeepWater
Fandoms: Hellsing, The Simpsons
20 May 2023
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An old, intentionally poorly-written jokefic. Starts as a retelling of the Hellsing OVA series, but things gradually get weirder. Also features an obnoxious Gary Stu.
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- Part 3 of "SBIG"
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 29,622
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Hits:
- 159
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A badfic from 2017 and 2018 that, in of itself, is a complete reboot of a 2012-2013 fanventure (a link to the fanventure is included). Basically just odd stuff happens as the gang plays an alternate version of Sburb.
The tags right now only apply to the current version. The old version had Rose/Dave and eventual John/Jade and a lot of weird crossover stuff and a completely different storyline. It's a completely different beast altogether.
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- Part 4 of "SBIG"
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,055
- Chapters:
- 2/?
- Hits:
- 80
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An old, short badfic that I originally posted on the MSPA Forums, then mirrored on to FFN, and now I'm mirroring on to here. Just a crack AU where the trolls are this team of baddies that the humans have to go up against "one by one" in an ascending tower.
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- Part 5 of "SBIG"
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,314
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 38
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Housestuck Hurrcain Crconikals by Great Pikmin Fan (NeedsMoreDeepWater)
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 Feb 2024
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Yet another old badfic port from FFN, and this was a spinoff of Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals. Basically, aged-up human and troll players go against the Felt, and go on a long and extremely messy journey filled with stupid crap as they repeatedly get sidetracked from fighting the Felt. This was a massive spitball shitpost thing that I'm pretty ashamed of, and went with a lot of dumb grossout shock humor that I don't even really remember.
This is ported over for archival purposes, it's an old shame now. I highly recommend not reading it, but if you're in to this sort of thing, whatever. I personally don't think it will make an enjoyable read at least.
Oh, and trust me, I believe tagging all 24 trolls and 8 humans is necessary. I don't like tagging minor characters who are only mentioned, but I think this story gives all 32 of those characters at least a decent amount of screentime. So yeah, there's also a mega ton of characters. I haven't even tagged any of the gazillions of crossover ones.
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- Part 6 of "SBIG"
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Gumball Vs Satan by Great Pikmin Fan (NeedsMoreDeepWater)
Fandoms: The Amazing World of Gumball
19 Feb 2024
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A badfic port over from Fanfiction.net. A quick, dumb crack story that involves fighting off demons. Going off of memory this was edgy and directionless; I'm a bit too embarrassed to give this a readover now, but it's there if anyone wants to see it.
For some context, this was originally written back in 2013-2015. Please just... keep in mind that this is like a decade old.
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- Part 7 of "SBIG"
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 16,387
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Hits:
- 88
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SBIGlets by Great Pikmin Fan (NeedsMoreDeepWater)
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time, Yume Nikki | Dream Diary, The Binding of Isaac (Video Game), Dexter (TV), Super Mario Odyssey (Video Game), Breaking Bad
14 Feb 2024
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A collection of badfics that I didn't feel would warrant their own full-fledged stories. I'm not proud of them now, except kinda the three-part Breaking Bad finale (but not either of their "intermissions"). There's a very slim chance I'll come back to this, but for now, it's basically "done." This is just a giant mess of various fandoms slapped together and stories that aren't super connected.
This is another direct port from Fanfiction.net. Currently I haven't even formatted the notes properly. Although I did add the occasional "retrospective" note like I do with some of my old ports.
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- Part 8 of "SBIG"
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KIDS FIT THE TROLLS 2: ACT 5 VS ACT 6 by Great Pikmin Fan (NeedsMoreDeepWater)
Fandoms: Homestuck
28 Sep 2023
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The sequel to "KIDS FIT THE TROLLS," this time with the Post-Scratch humans and Pre-Scratch trolls being involved to make the story even more contrived than it had been before. Just like the first "FIDS FIT," it's intentionally poorly-written. Also a mirror first from the MSPA Forums, then from FFN.
I'll be honest, I'll look over this a bit later, but I don't remember much of what happened here at all, beyond giving the beginning an extremely brief skim. Which is why the tags are currently a bit barren. Just know that the story isn't really important. It's a parody badfic thing, after all. Tags will be added later when I read it over again at a later date.
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- Part 9 of "SBIG"
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,778
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 20
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THE HOMESTUCK THANKSGIVING SPECIAL by Great Pikmin Fan (NeedsMoreDeepWater)
Fandoms: Homestuck
31 Dec 2023
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Actually "KIDS FIGHT THE ZOMBIES," this is the third and last of the "KIDS FIT" badfics I wrote in the MSPA Forums a while back. (Although it's a standalone, not a sequel.) It's a dumb short joke story about the eight humans dealing with a zombie invasion, an OOC villainous Karkat, and the evil Rick Abs. Took heavy inspiration from the Sonic Zombie series from ages ago.
(So this is another port of a port. First from the MSPA Forums, then from FFN.)
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- Part 10 of "SBIG"
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,245
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 28
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naruto the guy with the ninja by Great Pikmin Fan (NeedsMoreDeepWater)
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
20 Jan 2024
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Another intentional badfic port from FFN. Naruto gets an absurd power and takes over the world with it, yet he soon makes himself the antagonist of the story, not the protagonist. It's up to Sasuke of all people to stop him, with a tiny army of crossover characters.
This was originally going to be two chapters longer, but I grew bored with it, changed the planned ending, and cut it short with a different, more over-the-top finale. There isn't a lot of effort in this one.
This is mostly a big dig at/parody of fics where Naruto becomes this evil god-man with a slave harem and things along those lines. If you like those kinds of stories, you're probably not going to like this.
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- Part 11 of "SBIG"
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A prequel to (the old) Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals, and it's really more of a fanwork based on that and its twist on the story than it is based on the original Hellsing or especially the actual Dawn. Basically, it's just the origins of that particular take of the Hellsing (Hecksing) Organization, and because of how that already deviated from canon, it's total crack.
Slight spoilers for the original HUC, but I believe I wrote this to have a way to give the HUC-Alucard and Walter a bit more screentime. The story itself has more spoilers: It was meant to be read after the original HUC.
More tags may be added later as I actually go through and read this. This was originally posted on FFN back in 2014.
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- Part 12 of "SBIG"
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 36,068
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Hits:
- 25
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The Journals of Wisdom, Power, and Courage (Old) by Great Pikmin Fan (NeedsMoreDeepWater)
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
16 Mar 2024
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An intentionally poorly-written fanfic from 2016-2017 back from FFN. It was a crack "rewrite" of the series where a powerful, pyrokinetic girl that resembles a zombie-ish Mabel antagonizes the Pine twins. They find themselves fighting against her, then after a timeskip, a series of extremely powerful demons lead by a horrid reality-bender. Also after the time skip, Stan and Melody run for president. Also, the Journals can talk. Inspired by the "Light of Courage" joke films. And Gurren Lagann.
This turned in to a bloated mess even by my standards, so I rewrote this to something more in-line with canon... that's in limbo. I might come back to this and "properly" finish it since there were just three chapters left and I planned them roughly already, but it won't be for a while. For now though, I might discontinue this and post one more chapter that's the unfinished Chapter 8 and an outline for how the ending would have played out.
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- Part 13 of "SBIG"
- Part 6 of The .GIFfany Army
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 66,827
- Chapters:
- 7/8
- Hits:
- 19
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Spooky's Jump Scare M- OH LOOK IT'S BILL CIPHER by Great Pikmin Fan (NeedsMoreDeepWater)
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, Spooky's Jump Scare Mansion
17 Mar 2024
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A story very similar to the old Journals of Wisdom, Power, and Courage in that it's a deliberate badfic, and in fact it's... "related" in a sense. A dumb crossover that popped in to my head back in 2016 that I planned to write in-between the two "Halves" of Journals, Dipper, Mabel, and Pacifica go through the haunted manor and run in to all kinds of stuff. This was originally posted on Fanfiction.net back in 2016-2017. Honestly I haven't read this one over out of embarrassment just yet so my comments are going off memory and some very brief skims. Compared to Journals this is even less polished humor and story-wise, it was just me following through what I thought would be a fun idea at the time.
Also .GIFfany's there because it's by me, of course she's in it.
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- Part 14 of "SBIG"
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A half-finished badfic and spinoff to Housestuck Hurrcain Crconikals, almost certainly getting rebooted, and may have a final "outline" chapter explaining what would have happened. One chapter of HHC had the characters going back in time; this is set after the timeline split, where they don't go to the present and stay in the past with their ancestors/guardians.
This is an incredibly messy jokefic back from 2017, I don't remember much about it and I'm currently too ashamed to look back at it. It's mostly being ported for completion's sake. Reading HHC is required to understand this I think, and I personally wouldn't recommend reading this (or HHC).
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- Part 15 of "SBIG"
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,031
- Chapters:
- 6/?
- Hits:
- 30
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The Journals of Wisdom, Power, and Courage ("New") by Great Pikmin Fan (NeedsMoreDeepWater)
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
31 Aug 2024
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A remake of Journals of Wisdom, Power, and Courage. This is getting rewritten anyway eventually (again, counting that this is a rewrite), but I figured I might as well put what I have now since the rewrite won't be for a while and I do want this to have all my FFN content and then some.
This is meant to be a comical rewrite of the series followed by, at least, an "Autumn Saga" that goes beyond. Things go off the rails and it's largely centric around the monsters of the week. The plot involves a mysterious Mabel lookalike named Nzyvo stalking the Pines twins demanding answers of them; the Pines likewise want answers from Nzyvo. Also, the Journals can talk, but I may just change that when I get back to this.
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- Part 16 of "SBIG"
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Sheldin and Lenard Tock About Fysicks by Great Pikmin Fan (NeedsMoreDeepWater)
Fandoms: The Big Bang Theory (TV), The Simpsons
04 Oct 2024
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A collection (currently a pair, but I may come back and draw just a few more) of intentionally badly drawn Big Bang comics of nonsense. Heavily inspired by Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff
The first two (currently only) ones date all the way back from 2012. This is yet another archival upload of mine. At least unless I update this. The Major Character Death will only be a thing if I continue this; right now, nobody dies.
Fair warning I drew this to be downright ugly looking. Way worse than my usual MS Paint shitpost style.
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- Part 17 of "SBIG"