Frantic Fanfic

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• Mary's MILF by Baabaaandbeepbeep

  Fandoms: The Two Princes (Podcast), My friend Mary  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  19 Sep 2022

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Queen Lavinia/OC
  • Queen Lavinia
  • Meghan markle (mentioned)
  • game of frantic fanfic gone wrong
  • or right if you think forcing your friend to write self insert is a good time
  • calling queen Lavinia a MILF like she deserves
  • might have to write a serious fic to atone for this sin
  • this is going to make a very funny story one day
  • Sorry Mary
  • Yes this was written about and partially by my friend mary

  Summary

  Mary refuses to go to the bathroom in the woods and bags a milf.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Frantic Fanfic

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  341

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  4

  Hits:

  109

• Tallulah's inferno by Baabaaandbeepbeep for Seashantiesandfanfic

  Fandoms: Barbie as the Island Princess (2007), Christian Bible, My friend Ai  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Major Character Death
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  19 Apr 2023

  Tags

  • Major Character Death
  • Tallulah (barbie as the island princess) & original character
  • original character & god (Oscar Isaac)
  • Tallulah (Barbie as the Island Princess)
  • Original Character
  • born from my hatred for tallulah
  • Written in Frantic Fanfic
  • if you couldn't tell
  • god should've died but I ran out of time
  • not plot relevant but god is Oscar Isaac
  • whoever designed tallulah I just wanna talk
  • made my friend write self insert again
  • writing friends into frantic fanfic as a love language
  • am yet to atone for my sins but god is dead so it doesn't matter

  Summary

  Tallulah from Barbie as the Island Princess is a freak of nature that I wish I never had to lay my eyeballs upon, welcome to my personal rage room.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Frantic Fanfic

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  492

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  3

  Hits:

  81

• Kidnapping & Knitting by Baabaaandbeepbeep

  Fandoms: Megamind (2010), My friend Mary  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  11 May 2023

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Megamind/Metro Man (Megamind)
  • Megamind & Minion
  • Metro Man & Minion
  • Minion (Megamind)
  • Megamind (Megamind)
  • Metro Man (Megamind)
  • seneca crane (mentioned)
  • Bruce Wayne is a Good Parent
  • that tag was a mistake but I'm gonna go with it
  • leave a comment and kudos if you're a confused batman fan
  • oh no I played frantic fanfic again
  • megamind and metro man are boyfriends
  • non-violent kidnapping
  • non-violent knitting
  • who needs date night when the girl your boyfriend kidnapped can teach you how to knit
  • megamind is cottagecore
  • Mary is now a reoccurring character and I will make her a fandom

  Summary

  MegaMind tries to help and oh no he kidnapped someone.

  Series

  • Part 3 of Frantic Fanfic

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  514

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  3

  Kudos:

  25

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  544

• Santa's Hotline by Baabaaandbeepbeep

  Fandoms: Knives Out (Movies), The Elf on the Shelf: A Christmas Tradition - Carol Aebersold & Chanda Bell, my friend beth, My Friend Heather  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  17 May 2023

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Benoit Blanc (Knives Out)
  • Elf on the Shelf - Character
  • Santa - Character
  • frantic fanfic strikes again
  • homes destroyed
  • one dead
  • I swear I'm not plotting to murder anyone
  • the elf is though
  • pretty poorly however
  • screw the robot uprising the elves are the ones we need to look out for
  • creating a frantic fanfic universe with my friends

  Summary

  the elf is plotting the perfect crime, but OH NO in walks Benoit blanc world famous detective and his daughter, the only people who could spoil his plan.

  Lost the plot multiple times but there wasn't one to begin with so it's fine.

  Series

  • Part 4 of Frantic Fanfic

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  670

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Hits:

  25

• Taming of the Shrew by Baabaaandbeepbeep

  Fandoms: The Lorax (2012), Mickey Mouse (Cartoon 2013), Disney's Toontown Online (Video Game)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Major Character Death
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  30 Aug 2023

  Tags

  • Major Character Death
  • Mickey Mouse & The Lorax
  • Mickey Mouse
  • The Lorax
  • Ron DeSantis (mentions)
  • Taylor Swift (mentioned)
  • Walt Disney's head (Mentioned)
  • Wrote this like three months ago and is just now posting
  • uhoh frantic fanfic got me again
  • The lorax and Mickey mouse beat the shit out of each other what can I say
  • slight understanding of florida politics needed
  • Post-Episode: s03 Miracle Queen (The Battle of the Miraculous Part 2)
  • that tag was a mistake but I'm gonna go with it
  • leave a comment and Kudos if you're a confused miraculous fan
  • shout out to the batman fan I trapped on one of my other shit posts
  • batman dude if you are reading this thank you for becoming an inside joke between me and my friends
  • anyway capitalism sucks but will consume us all

  Summary

  I am a simple person with simple needs. I just want to see the Lorax and Mickey Mouse beat the shit out of each other.

  Series

  • Part 5 of Frantic Fanfic

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  623

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  3

  Kudos:

  5

  Hits:

  67

• Adam Bomb by Baabaaandbeepbeep

  Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland (1999), Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Major Character Death
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  04 Nov 2023

  Tags

  • Major Character Death
  • Elmo & Adam young (good omens)
  • Elmo (Sesame Street)
  • Adam Young (Good Omens)
  • Freddy Fazbear
  • Dog (Good Omens)
  • To Read
  • Prequel to Tallulah's inferno
  • Oscar Isaac is cannonically god because Elmo said so
  • Adam Young is a FNAF fan
  • I however am not so lore police don't @ me
  • Really hope the recent release of the FNAF movie gets people into these shitty crack fics
  • didn't make my friends write self insert for once
  • Written in Frantic Fanfic
  • shit this out ig
  • please read the freud/Sherlock fic on my other friends account please
  • Inspired by H. P. Lovecraft
  • hope this gets half as much traction as the NYTimes best seller kidnapping and knitting

  Summary

  Elmo wants to end the world,
  Adam doesn't,
  Dog is hungry,
  Screw 6th sense I got your plot twist right here.

  Series

  • Part 6 of Frantic Fanfic

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  424

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Hits:

  25

• Musical Theater & Murder by Baabaaandbeepbeep

  Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic, High School Musical: The Musical: The Series (TV), High School Musical (Movies)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Other
  • Complete Work

  16 May 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Troy Bolton & David Wymack
  • Andrew Minyard & David Wymack
  • Nicky Hemmick & Andrew Minyard
  • Troy Bolton & Andrew Minyard
  • Troy Bolton
  • David Wymack
  • Andrew Minyard
  • Nicky Hemmick
  • can't believe I wrote this
  • Written in Frantic Fanfic
  • This ending was wish fulfilment
  • So sorry AFTG fandom I know yall love Nicky I hate his guts
  • Let Andrew make people sing then get annoyed when they do
  • Cause that is so real
  • Nothing more AFTG coded then seeing someone murdered and thinking "better you than me"
  • Troy didn't go to Berkley he went to Palmetto
  • oops all assholes
  • Was gonna apologize for how confusing this is but ya'll read AFTG you're fine
  • Or you are reading HSM fanfic and I think you will love this vibe
  • I know Andrew wouldn't say boyfriend but I didn't write that part

  Summary

  Troy can't chose between Exy and Musical theater.

  The solution might just be murder.

  Series

  • Part 7 of Frantic Fanfic

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  618

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  1

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  58

• Repopulation (Not in the Sex Way) by Baabaaandbeepbeep

  Fandoms: My Friend Heather, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Challengers (Movie 2024)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Major Character Death
  • Other
  • Complete Work

  20 May 2024

  Tags

  • Major Character Death
  • My Friend Heather & Thanatos
  • My friend Heather & My Friend Beth
  • My Friend Heather - Character
  • My Friend Beth - Character
  • Benoit Blanc (Knives Out)
  • Thanatos (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
  • Tallulah (Barbie as the Island Princess)
  • Challengers (mentioned)
  • Reinvent the new world but keep challengers (2024)
  • Had to bring Heather back to life for the sake of the time-line
  • Greek Mythology - Freeform
  • Shout out me and my gay detective father for solving Heathers Murder
  • Read Santa's Hotline for context
  • Gay detective father is Benoit Blanc BTW
  • Tallulah is the freak of nature that destroys the world
  • Read Tallulah's inferno for context
  • Written in Frantic Fanfic
  • Madoka and Homura Are Both Deities
  • That one was an accident
  • not gonna delete it though

  Summary

  Heathers dead but she doesn't know how, is it possible for her to make her way back to the land of the living?

  Series

  • Part 8 of Frantic Fanfic

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  603

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Hits:

  16

• The Stomach Acid that Binds us by Baabaaandbeepbeep

  Fandoms: Original Work, Watermelon - Fandom, Keychain of Creation (Webcomic)  

  • General Audiences
  • Major Character Death
  • Other
  • Complete Work

  20 May 2024

  Tags

  • Major Character Death
  • Watermelon/Keychain
  • Original Character(s)/Original Character(s)
  • Watermelon Tourmaline (Houseki no Kuni)
  • Did not mean to add that tag sorry
  • not gonna delete it though - Character
  • My stomach (mentioned)
  • My friends cat Tommy (mentioned)
  • Inspired by Orpheus and Eurydice (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
  • The Watermelon and Keychain are in love
  • Big Gay Love Story
  • They have no genders but they are gay
  • Shoutout watermelon you rock
  • The morifying ordeal of being digested
  • Written in Frantic Fanfic

  Summary

  A telepathic connection is made between two things that were eaten.

  What happens when only one of them is meant to be eaten?

  Series

  • Part 9 of Frantic Fanfic

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  291

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  1

  Hits:

  15

• The End of Elon Musk by Baabaaandbeepbeep

  Fandoms: Barbie (Movie 2023)  

  • Mature
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Other
  • Complete Work

  09 Oct 2024

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Elon musk & Barbie
  • Elon Musk
  • Margot Robbie's Barbie (Barbie 2023)
  • John Cena's Ken (Barbie 2023)
  • barbie hates this man dw
  • Public Humiliation
  • Elon Musk Bashing
  • ABHE
  • (All Barbies Hate Elon)
  • it's actually a requirement to live in barbieland
  • John cena's mermaid ken is a feminist
  • cybertruck bashing
  • Musk deadnames twitter
  • seriously tho what are we supposed to call tweets now?
  • new bottom surgery just dropped
  • Elon Musk has a piss kink
  • If You Squint - Freeform
  • also maybe a foot fetish

  Summary

  Elon Musk gets taken to Barbieland in order to take down toxic masculinity.

  Where in the body does toxic masculinity live? The dick.

  Series

  • Part 10 of Frantic Fanfic

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  545

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  2

  Hits:

  73