Zhongli x Childe oneshots
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In The Dragon's Den by That_One_Neuvichili_Author
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
12 Feb 2023
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On paper, Childe's mission was pretty simple: find a dragon egg, and bring it back to Snezhnaya.
In practice, it became quite complicated when the handsome dragon he intended to steal it from misunderstood what he meant by I came here for your eggs and assumed Childe was courting him.
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- Part 1 of Zhongli x Childe oneshots
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Of Blood And Scales by That_One_Neuvichili_Author
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Mar 2023
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Childe took a deep breath, and sank his fangs into the soft flesh of Zhongli's neck. Or at least, he tried to. Instead, he winced as they hit rock-hard scales.
“You knew...” He squeaked, suddenly feeling quite small, trapped underneath him.
“Of course. You were not exactly subtle,” The dragon chuckled.
Or Vampire Childe plans on becoming stronger in battle by drinking dragon's blood, but bites off more than he can chew, quite literally. Luckily for him, Zhongli loves him too much to hold a grudge, and instead offers him everything he ever dreamed of.
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- Part 2 of Zhongli x Childe oneshots
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“You misunderstand. Childe, you... you are the father.”
“Zhongli, you're not making any sense. We have never slept together. How could you possibly be expecting my child?”
Or Childe discovers that being close to an Archon comes with its share of surprises.
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- Part 3 of Zhongli x Childe oneshots
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It doesn't help that Childe looks absolutely regal in his uniform. It broadens his shoulders and makes his stunning blue eyes stand out. Even though they're approximately the same height, it makes Zhongli feel small, which is quite the foreign feeling for the former Archon.
His cheeks redden the second he realizes he likes it.
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- Part 4 of Zhongli x Childe oneshots
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Rock forgets, but water remembers.
To regain his lost memories, Zhongli seeks the Hydro Archon, Tartaglia. And when the god asks for a life in exchange for his help, things take a turn for the better.
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- Part 5 of Zhongli x Childe oneshots
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“Wait, did you... Did you just change the shape of your cock to better fit my body?”
“Quite obviously. It is only natural that I do my utmost to bring you pleasure. How is that so surprising? Ajax, were your previous partners... inconsiderate?”
Zhongli barely managed to contain the rampant anger and concern in his voice. Even though it was touching, to see him all riled up on his behalf, Childe couldn't help but chuckle.
“Xiansheng, that is not something normal humans can do.”
“Oh. I was unaware.”
Or Childe discovers the joys of having sex with a literal god
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- Part 6 of Zhongli x Childe oneshots
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After hybrid fox Ajax fails to build a den for his kits, he fears he will never manage to care for them properly. Zhongli is there to reassure him.
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- Part 7 of Zhongli x Childe oneshots
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The Perfect Mate by That_One_Neuvichili_Author
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Jun 2023
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Fox Hybrid Childe decides that while he wants kits of his own, he will only let the strongest creature in the forest breed him.
Zhongli just so happens to be that creature.
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- Part 8 of Zhongli x Childe oneshots
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Life is kinder in Liyue by That_One_Neuvichili_Author
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Jun 2023
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“My Eleventh. Why haven’t you told me?” The Tsaritsa scolds him, her ethereal voice resonating on the icy walls of her palace.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about!” Childe blurts out, utterly sincere. “I have never hidden a single thing from you, I promise!”
“And yet, you never mentioned that you were with child.”
“With… child?” He repeats, struggling to grasp the reality behind her words. “But that’s… That’s impossible! My body… It can’t get pregnant! And I… I’ve never even slept with anyone…”
Someone lesser would brand him as a liar, but the Tsaritsa recognizes the truth behind his plea. Her anger is quick to dissipate, once she is convinced of his honesty.
“You didn’t know.” She states in a murmur.
Or Years after escaping the Abyss, Childe comes to the painful realization that it has left his body even more messed up than he expected. It turns his life into an endless circle of suffering, one he fears he will never be able to escape from.
Until he meets a kind man going by the name of Zhongli, that is.
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- Part 9 of Zhongli x Childe oneshots
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When Childe decided to unwind by having some fun with a water tentacle of his own creation, he sure didn't expect Zhongli to barge into his room to "save him" from it.
Zhongli offering to pleasure him as a way to apologize for the interruption is unexpected, too, but he sure won't complain.
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- Part 10 of Zhongli x Childe oneshots
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For All Eternity by That_One_Neuvichili_Author
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
03 Jul 2023
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Ajax is barely breathing and blood coats his ginger hair. His left arm is bent at an old angle. So many fresh wounds adorn his skin that Zhongli cannot even distinguish the old scars he knows to be there.
Several lifetimes of knowledge tell him that the Harbinger will not survive his wounds.
“I cannot turn him. He has grown too attached to you to form a sufficient bond with me.” The Tsaritsa informs Zhongli. She does not even try to conceal the reproach and annoyance in her voice. “Do with him what you deem best.”
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- Part 11 of Zhongli x Childe oneshots
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When Childe offers to help Zhongli through his heat, he thoroughly underestimates, despite several warnings, just how much stamina it will take to truly satisfy him.
Still, he’s determined to give Zhongli everything he needs anyway, no matter how oversensitive he’ll be by the end of it.
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- Part 12 of Zhongli x Childe oneshots
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When the authorities of Fontaine ask Childe to hand over his vision, he does it without second thoughts, convinced that he will soon get it back.
He bitterly regrets it when the Hydro Archon crushes it into pieces right in front of his eyes.
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- Part 13 of Zhongli x Childe oneshots
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A Tragedy Set In Stone by That_One_Neuvichili_Author
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
16 Aug 2023
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WARNING: SPOILERS FOR FONTAINE’S ARCHON QUEST
Weakened by the use of his delusion and Foul Legacy, Ajax gets fatally injured when Neuvillette attacks him.
Zhongli arrives too late to do anything but see him fade away, and avenge him.
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- Part 14 of Zhongli x Childe oneshots
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The (very fake, not real at all) death of Tartaglia by That_One_Neuvichili_Author
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
20 Aug 2023
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Spoilers for Fontaine Archon Quest
To escape the justice of Fontaine, Childe fakes his own death.
Unfortunately, he fails to inform Zhongli of his real whereabouts before the official news reaches the consultant.
And so, when he returns to Liyue, he has to comfort his very sad and very confused boyfriend.
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- Part 15 of Zhongli x Childe oneshots
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Having guessed that Zhongli is an Adeptus, Childe breaks into the consultant’s apartment in hopes of finding clues about Rex Lapis’ location.
However, things take an unexpected turn when he accidentally damages what looks like an oval-shaped rock, but soon proves to be a dragon egg, laid by Rex Lapis himself millennia prior.
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- Part 16 of Zhongli x Childe oneshots
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Fall Into My Arms by That_One_Neuvichili_Author
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
03 Sep 2023
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Zhongli accidentally finds out that he enjoys being carried bridal style by Childe.
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- Part 17 of Zhongli x Childe oneshots
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Put A Ring On It by That_One_Neuvichili_Author
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
04 Sep 2023
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Childe considers his relationship with Zhongli to be everything he hoped for and more, except for one tiny, little detail:
Why the hell hasn’t Zhongli proposed to him yet?
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- Part 18 of Zhongli x Childe oneshots