it's the hat's fault, really
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save a horse, ride an ex-jock by alligator_writes for hexiewrites, oriscribes
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
25 Dec 2022
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"Steve's eyes land on the mechanical bull across the place. It’s a stupid looking thing. There’s no way it’s safe. It’s white with brown spots, and Steve can see the metal frame where the paneling splits. Its dead black eyes are nightmare fuel.
Eddie says, “Bet I could ride it better than you.”
“Bet I could ride you better than you ride it,” Steve says. Filter? Gone. But he doesn’t mind.
Because Eddie takes Steve’s hat. “I’m sure you could, but me first.”
Steve might not like this cowboy stuff, but he knows what Eddie taking the hat means."
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A metalhead and an ex-jock walk into a cowboy themed bar to support their favorite lesbians. Featuring mechanical bull riding, the more fun kind of riding, Steve's horndog inner monologue, and way too many jokes for what was supposed to be just smut.
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- Part 1 of it's the hat's fault, really
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"Eddie isn’t lucky. He’s obnoxious and smart and talented and a little too quick to snap back if threatened, but he isn’t lucky.
At least, not until last week.
Last week, he went with Chrissy to that stupid cowboy bar she loves so much. Last week, he ran into the hottest guy he’s ever seen in his life. Last week, he had the best sex of his life with said hottest guy, and he hasn’t even been ghosted yet."
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Steve and Eddie, continuing from that cowboy bar meet-cute. Featuring second and third dates, a good amount of jokes, some tragic backstory lore, drag queens, sheer ridiculousness, kinkier sex this time around, and Eddie going Through It (TM) before Steve makes it better.
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The dom drop fic I've had in my head for months.
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- Part 2 of it's the hat's fault, really