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• Not a Mounted Dildo but a Fuck Machine by NaroMoreau, summerofspock

  Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  26 Jul 2021

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Alternate Universe - Human
  • Roommates
  • Pandemic/Quarantine AU (but it's not super important or angsty I swear)
  • Idiots in Love
  • Internalized Homophobia
  • again not in an angsty way
  • Compulsory Heterosexuality
  • STILL NOT ANGSTY
  • Virgin Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Experienced Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Sexual Experimentation
  • NO HOMO TO THE EXTREME
  • Friends With Benefits
  • the thinnest amount of plot for the most porn
  • Mutual Masturbation
  • Porn Watching
  • Hand Jobs
  • Blow Jobs
  • Rimming
  • Dildos
  • Spitroasting
  • Anal Sex
  • Just the Tip
  • Facials
  • Nipple Play
  • Intercrural Sex
  • Moron 4 Moron
  • homoerotic? more like homie-rotic
  • Minor Crowley/Other
  • Minor aziraphale/other
  • Happy Ending
  • ok like a little bit of angst but not related to any homophobia i swear
  • Pining
  • its all about the repression
  • Jealousy
  • Comeplay
  • Wet & Messy
  • Barebacking
  • Creampie
  • Sloppy Seconds
  • We have been informed that maybe there is some plot
  • Angry Sex
  • Come Eating

  Summary

  Aziraphale and Crowley have lived together for three years when lockdown goes into effect. When Aziraphale meets a nice girl on Tinder who he thinks is his perfect match, he's delighted. There's just one hurdle: that pesky virginity thing. Lucky for him, Crowley has always been there for him. He's helped Aziraphale with every other problem through the years, why not this one?

  Series

  • Part 1 of NAMDBAFM

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  35,483

  Chapters:

  8/8

  Collections:

  14

  Comments:

  1,282

  Kudos:

  3,956

  Bookmarks:

  977

  Hits:

  76,302

• Still a Mounted Dildo by NaroMoreau, summerofspock for the_moonmoth

  Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  11 Nov 2022

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Alternate Universe - Roommates/Housemates
  • Alternate Universe - Human
  • honestly all the same tags from fic 1 still apply
  • lockdown - Freeform
  • Mutual Masturbation
  • Missing Scene
  • Making Out
  • Ass Play
  • Idiots in Love

  Summary

  It's Friday Night aka *wank night* and that always means a good time.

  **
  A missing scene from Not a Mounted Dildo but a Fuck Machine.

  Series

  • Part 2 of NAMDBAFM

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,923

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  2

  Comments:

  61

  Kudos:

  1,043

  Bookmarks:

  65

  Hits:

  10,637