How Many Times Can We Get Banned from the Kingsman Pool?
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Itty Bitty Purple Polka Dot Bikini by kingsman-fiend (azrael_deaths_angel)
Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies)
12 Aug 2022
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Harry was a champion swimmer at university. Eggsy finds out and can't forget about it. Or... more accurately he can't forget about the tiny swimsuit Harry wore for said competitions. And what is under it.
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Eggsy orders a mermaid tail and Harry finds him swimming in it one night. Shenanigans ensue.
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Harry makes a bet with Eggsy about who can has the more embarrassing past. Eggsy thinks he's won when Merlin gives him a tip about what Harry has tucked away in storage from an old mission and Merlin helps Harry get some payback. It may or may not go disastrously well for Eggsy. Merlin's at least happy that they don't have sex in the pool room for once.
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