Pinch Hits
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The North Side of the Tree by Xenamorph for linguistic_calamity
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
26 Aug 2022
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Exactly how did BdoubleO100 get that moss covering that is so ubiquitous in all depictions of him.
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- Part 1 of Pinch Hits
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Philza Craft is a researcher, focused on taking notes and recording the climate of the Antarctic during an unprecedented freeze that had come over the continent. It is a solo mission, six months spent in a shack constructed underneath the tundra. He thinks that he is prepared for it, he is not.
It's only when he's on the plane to the mission that he finds out that there is something that his employers did not tell him. He has the length of a plane ride to figure out how he is going to handle something that is not alive, but is so much more real than Phil ever thought.
Six months, he has to survive six months.
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- Part 2 of Pinch Hits
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November 16th is a day that will live on in infamy.
Or at least, in one timeline it will.
This is not that timeline, this is the route away from that timeline.
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- Part 3 of Pinch Hits
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You've Been On My Mind Girl (Since the Flood) by Xenamorph for monsterloot
Fandoms: Dream SMP
08 Sep 2022
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Sally and Wilbur want to get married, but of course first they have to let Wilbur's family know about it.
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Wilbur's incredibly dysfunctional family makes the fact he's marrying a primordial sea goddess the least interesting thing.
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- Part 4 of Pinch Hits
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They've lost a few too many friends at this point, and so when Niki and Jack find out that Wilbur's disappeared? They take matters into their own hands.
They bring him out, at any cost.
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- Part 5 of Pinch Hits
- Part 2 of TMA/DSMP Fusion
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This Night Is Winding Down (But Time Means Nothing) by Xenamorph for ImperialKatwala
Fandoms: Origins SMP
16 Sep 2022
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Wilbur has good and bad days. And sometimes, on his bad days he does his best to push through it.
Sometimes, his family doesn't think he should have to.
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- Part 6 of Pinch Hits
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Well, Stories End (And I'm Closing Mine) by Xenamorph for salemistired
Fandoms: Dream SMP
23 Sep 2022
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Technoblade is a normal man. He shares an apartment with his brother, he ghostwrites for money while working a part-time job, he waters the plants in the afternoon.
His brother works for the King Institute, and there is something deeply wrong with his job.
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- Part 7 of Pinch Hits
- Part 3 of TMA/DSMP Fusion
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Techno has always known this his shadow wasn't like everyone else's. It moved without him sometimes, it knew things that he didn't, it was something Other.
But that doesn't mean it has to be bad, right?
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- Part 8 of Pinch Hits
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I Believe in Peace (But I'll Go To War For You) by Xenamorph for dakrai (Sentient_cHaos)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
04 Oct 2022
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Wilbur was extremely sick of answering the door to people who only wanted him to do something for them.
A rather broad category, but it was the best group for everyone who tried to come a-knocking. Jehovah's Witnesses, cops trying to get money, politicians trying to get money, people trying to sell him their latest pyramid scam, spirits and visions trying to get him to pick up his ancestral sword and save the world.
Out of all of them, he would say that the cops were the most annoying.
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- Part 9 of Pinch Hits
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Don’t Look for Me (I'm Just a Story You've Been Told) by Xenamorph for ambibii
Fandoms: Dream SMP
23 Oct 2022
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When a sinkhole opens up previously unseen Catacombs in Scotland, three archaeologists from Somnolent Industries are sent to see if it could be connected to the lost Deigh Empire. They are expecting to find records, perhaps a few burial ceremonies that would give them a better idea of what the empire was like as opposed to the rumors spread by the kingdoms that they went to war with.
They end up getting their primary source on the Deigh Empire, just not the way that they expected.
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- Part 10 of Pinch Hits
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Taking his esteemed rival out to dinner was certainly an odd way of continuing their little chess game, but Wilbur just knew that he had to pull out all the stops.
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The server's most unluckiest in love man VS the server's most oblivious loverboy
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- Part 11 of Pinch Hits
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Five years since he had seen his father- more than that since he had seen Wilbur- and he was finally returning home. The prodigal son, walking through the marble halls of his father's palace. Techno had the grace to wipe his boots before stepping through the threshold, leaving behind gore and dried blood before entering the house of his father. His cape billowed out behind him as he walked past the large oil paintings of his family- back when they could be called such.
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- Part 12 of Pinch Hits
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The island was lonely. Waves crashed against rocky shores that were utterly unusable for dawn or dusk walks, scraggly poplar trees speckled the hills that made up the island, providing little shade to the single denizen. The main feature of the island was the statue garden that encompassed the entire island- for the simple fact of it not truly being a statue garden.
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A balancing of the scalesSeries
- Part 13 of Pinch Hits
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Wilbur was having, to put it mildly, a shit day.
It was one of those days where every single thing seemed to conspire against him to create a perfect storm where every single action and moment combined to make him feel like complete and utter shit.
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Wilbur Soot and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad day
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- Part 14 of Pinch Hits
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Your name is Philza Craft and you are waiting for a letter.
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- Part 15 of Pinch Hits
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In the aftermath of the L'Manburg Revolution, newly elected President Wilbur Soot decides that the best thing to cheer up the citizens of the new country is to cut loose and have a good time.
What better way to do that than to host a wedding?
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- Part 16 of Pinch Hits
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[For Techno Gift Exchange]
Technoblade should be hibernating by now, but he isn't.
Wilbur should have taken care of his wings by now, but he hasn't.
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- Part 17 of Pinch Hits