I Need You to Roll a/an...
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“Maybe it’s best if we’re not… if we…” Percy’s eyes are rimmed with red, the forge’s fire doing no favors in hiding the fact his face is tortured. He won’t look at her. Not when he’s effectively ending it. He’s too much of a coward.
A hushed, choked question she already knows the answer to bubbles from Vex, “If we what, Percy?”
“Stop. Us.”
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2 fools are miserable for 5 days.
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- Part 1 of I Need You to Roll a/an...
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“Let’s do it! Let’s get married. Marry me.” It’s not a question.
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A super small elopement in Whitestone.
Follows "Persuasion Check" but can be read independently.
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- Part 2 of I Need You to Roll a/an...
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They never touch her.
They just taunt.
They always taunt.
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Vex sees birds in her dreams a lot now...
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- Part 3 of I Need You to Roll a/an...
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Vex leans her head back into his hand a bit and closes her eyes in contemplation. She hums thoughtfully as she moves her hand under the linens to scratch along his leg. “A toy? What kind of toy?” Her hand teases up along his outer thigh, ghosting along the skin of his inner thigh. “A toy for you?” She inches closer, “...or a toy for me?”
Gulping, he lets his hand fall from her head and hair, sliding it down the expanse of her back that he can reach. “For you, my dear.” His fingertips massage into the softer flesh on either side of her spine, sliding slowly up, up, up to her shoulders. “For now, at least.”
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Vex is shocked to discover how electric a little Diplomacy can be.
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- Part 4 of I Need You to Roll a/an...
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A gust of chilled air brushes past where they sit beneath a tree, swirling the scattered leaves near their feet and whisking them away. Instinctually, Vex takes a longer, more scrutinizing look at their surroundings, looking for anything off.
A little more accustomed to the climate around Whitestone, Percy instead looks toward the gentle slopes at the foot of the Alabaster Sierras and gives a disapproving hum.
“Do you see something, Percy?”
Billowing dark grey clouds form past the tree tops and are butted up against the crests of the mountains, rain-shadowed and threatening to spill over. “Well… those look concerning.”
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The weather outside is frightful...
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- Part 5 of I Need You to Roll a/an...
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Percy was positive Orthax was destroyed. Absolutely certain, in fact. So why is he back and offering to help him seek vengence on the people who ripped his family away?
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What If... Life Isn't Happily Ever After?
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- Part 6 of I Need You to Roll a/an...
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“Because it is special, sweet child. It has exceptional properties imbued within the fibers.”
Vex raises an eyebrow, immediately skeptical, but plays along. “Is that right? How exceptional is exceptional?”
Lifting the scarf into a beam of sunlight that pokes through the slats in her shop, “The enchantment it holds can offer a, oh let’s say boost to one’s attraction, so to speak.” She pauses and squints her eyes at the ranger. Analyzing, calculating, and finally theorizing: “You have someone… close to your heart, but not in possession of it yet. You yearn, but you do not move. Am I correct?”
She hopes, prays, and silently pleads that the low light in the shop prevents the older woman from seeing the recognition pass over her face, the blush that colors the tips of her ears. Vex can appreciate a bullseye in battle, but this is too close to the mark. “It’s not…” The right words evade her. “Things can be complicated.”
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- Part 7 of I Need You to Roll a/an...
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She’s hot.
She’s not usually hot. Blankets can be kicked off, but not this time.
She’s also sore.
She’s not usually sore, either. Muscles can be tender after battle, but not this time.
Vex prys one bleary eye open, attempting to take in her surroundings. It’s her bed: check. Her room: check. Her blanket: check. A warm body next to her: check? A heavy arm draped over her belly: check?!
Both eyes open now (literally and figuratively), she slowly rotates her head on the pillow to look at the foreign body next to her, smiling when she sees a floof of light-colored hair tucked carefully next to her shoulder. She can’t help herself and sighs contently, making some strands of his unruly tufts wave and ruffle.
Her Percy: BIG check with a heart drawn around it.
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- Part 8 of I Need You to Roll a/an...
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“What do you mean there’s no Mansion tonight?”
The gnome winces, ducking his head sheepishly and braces for more verbal onslaught. “I… well, I’m tapped. Drained. Depleted. Without magical pizzazz. Devoid of arcane spark. Lacking–”
“Okay!” Vax huffs. “Okay, Scanlan, we get it.”
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Vex Needs to Get Warm
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- Part 9 of I Need You to Roll a/an...
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Grey Hunt patrols are long, a bit tedious and solitary. Vex'ahlia must find ways to entertain her brain while performing her Grey Hunt duties out in the Parchwood. One defiantly un-ladylike thought may have caused her some brainrot... and she needs to find a certain Lord of Whitestone to make it a reality. Hopefully he believes her when she claims otherwise :)
In other words, this is Perc'ahlia smut through and through. No plot, just smut.
For my bestie, Cass 💜 - ILYSM and I hope your birthday is phenomenal! 🤍
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- Part 10 of I Need You to Roll a/an...