Partners in Time
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“Commission protocol states that all temporal assassins must be assigned a partner for no less than one year as part of a standard five-year contract. Now, I understand that Number Five is something of a pet project for you, but that does not excuse him from proper procedure.”
“AJ, you know me! I completely agree with company policy. But AJ, pairing Five with Lila of all people will be an unmitigated disaster!”
Straight out of basic training, and an apocalypse, Number Five Hargreeves has joined the Commission. He and the Handler agree that he would be most effective as a solo agent as he is still suffering from a number of apocalypse related issues including an aversion to socialization and a healthy dose of PTSD. AJ Carmichael however disagrees.
Thus, Five must contend with his new partner: rookie assassin Lila Pitts.
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- Part 1 of Partners in Time
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They say that the holidays are a time of peace, love, and goodwill toward men.
Well, whoever ‘they’ might be, they obviously never worked for the Commission.
SantaCon is a roving, loosely organized event, which can only be described as a cross between a flash mob and if Sodom and Gomorrah were tarted up with tinsel. It is an event where people dress like Santa Claus, elves, or other holiday figures and parade around a city in varying states of sobriety.
There are fights, there is vandalism, there is drinking, there are drugs, there is dancing, there is nudity, there are pranks, there is stealing, and all of it is impossible to prosecute because everyone matches the same description; in short there is santarchy.
In other words, the perfect cover for a pair of temporal assassins out on a job.
You better watch out, you better not cry, because Five and Lila are coming to town!
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- Part 2 of Partners in Time
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After working together for years as temporal assassins at the Temps Commission, partners Number Five Hargreeves and Lila Pitts have proven themselves to be the best of the best.
But can these two legendary assassins survive their latest mission, the derailment of a major railway in London in November of 1967? And what will come to light when they find themselves unexpectedly running into Lila's birth parents? Will their friendship survive the devastating fallout?
A sequel to the story, "The Best of the Best."
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- Part 3 of Partners in Time
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He Sleeps with the Fishes: The Hoffa Job by Stephsageek
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
21 Oct 2024
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Living outside of normal space-time, partners and temporal assassins Lila Pitts and Number Five Hargreeves, have been together for years, dealing with murder, mayhem, math, and the machinations of not only the Handler but of the board of directors themselves.
One day, our anti-heroes find themselves tasked with their latest mission: assassinate well-known historical figure and urban legend, Jimmy Hoffa.
How hard can it be to get rid of one washed-up, corrupt former teamster?
Turns out, pretty hard when the mob, a pair of hitmen, the FBI, and a jilted former mistress are all after him too.
Oh, and let's not forget the sea monster.
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- Part 4 of Partners in Time