so please get your rags and your polishing jars; somebody has to go polish the stars.
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Mrs.Mctwitter, the babysitter (I think she's a little bit crazy) by Tht0neGal666
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Batgirl (Comics)
30 Dec 2021
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"Batman told me not to take food from strangers." He repeated loyally, not even looking at the plate as his stomach growled. Stephanie snorted.
"Batman isn't here, birdy." She teased, then bit her lip. Ok, so maybe she does sound a bit like a rouge. She can hear it, now that Tim pointed it out.
"He will be." Dick claimed, not even a crumb of doubt in his voice. "Batman is going to find me because I trust him, like he trusts me not to break the rules."
Tim snorted, this time. "You're Robin. If you aren't breaking Batman's rules and keeping him on his toes, what are you doing?"
Dick's face twitched, in the way that meant he was rolling his eyes, and he exaggerated the gesture by rolling his head with it. "Those are for his stupid rules that don't make sense. Like trying to bench me for no reason, or telling me not to microwave cereal."
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or; Steph and Tim get stranded in the past, and Steph comes across a lost and delirious little bird. Literally what else is there to do but kidnap him.Series
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find a way to smile that doesn't crack the desert on your skin by Tht0neGal666
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Robin (Comics)
24 Oct 2022
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She'd give anything to hear Martha and Thomas make such simple complaints again, but. It was a lifetime ago, was her point. Quite literally. She may share the same name, but she was not the same person she was 13 years ago. That Leslie died with her closest friends. Every day since was a battle, every year a war, and 13 years was everything. Was the difference between before and after.
There was a young woman at her counter. The girl couldn't be much older then Bruce, but she had the same horrific heaviness in her eyes. The weight of carrying your own corpse around; the distinct divide between a before and an after. She introduced herself as Minnie, but call me Mick and had quite the story to tell.
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or- time travelers gotta make money some how, and with age comes wisdom.Series
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A Secret You And Me House by Tht0neGal666
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batgirl (Comics), Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
13 Apr 2023
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Call Tim biased, but he was of the firm view that locking a child alone in a room was almost an objectively evil act. Made worse when done to an already abused child, and further when the room was maybe twice the size of a closet. If he heard of anyone doing it to his sister, he just might actually kill them.
And yet, with several months to prep, that was still the best option he and Steph had found for a newly kidnapped Cassandra.
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or; Cassandra gets to live a life without any blood on her hands, even if she has to microdose on solitary confinement first. Tim and Steph get a kid of their own, even if that does immediately make the bat situation more complicated. It's more then worth it, for both of them. Family always is.
(Also David Cain is NOT happy, and baby Harper Row still has one of the worst nights of her life)Series
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Alvin gives a deep sigh, silently pushes over a flash drive and a superman-mug full of The Good Coffee, and stares into his chipped cup like it has some sort of answer to life. Dick, with great trepidation, plugs the drive in to his arm-computer and reads through the files. The man shambles around the kitchen for a minute, before finally pushing the coffee pot and a bagel towards Dick, sitting down on the far opposite end of the counter, and patiently waiting as he nibbles silently at his own bagel.
Concerning.
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Morally, ethically, spiritually, physically, positively, absolutely, undeniably, and reliably by Tht0neGal666
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics)
10 Jan 2022
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"Is this the part when you can finally tell us whether or not you're League?" Dick asks mildly, the first of them to take a step forward. He seems surprised, obviously, and mildly concerned, but not the least bit threatened. His hand isn't even on his belt. Red was staring into the acrobat's soul, and Dick just took off his cowl and quirked an eyebrow.
"Well, no one's League anymore." Red, honest to God, giggled. "Talia's calling her faction 'Leviathan', and I'm calling my 'faction' 'bunch of idiots who won't take fuck off as an answer from anyone but Nyssa'. But..." Red tilted his head, falling silent as he thought.
"But?" Dick prompted, all too eager to keep Red's attention while the rest of them were still trying to catch up to the conversation. Babs put an arm around Damian, leading him to the medbay, and the kid didn't say a peep. Jason felt like he was in the fucking Twilight Zone.
"But I don't see a reason not to tell you, at this point."
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or; Ra's is dead, Tim is tired, the bats are confused, and Steph is LIVIDSeries