thats what i want
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Apparently this isn’t some fantasy scenario Keeley has dreamed up, and Roy is on board with the whole threesome thing. Jamie doesn’t need any more encouragement before saying yes to sex with two of the hottest people he knows.
How the fuck do you cope with the beard. It’s so scratchy. Hate to think how raw you are down there.
Keeley doesn’t take long to reply to his text.Shut up! Heard the second conversation went better than the first? 😏👨❤️💋👨
In the first week back of pre-season training, Jamie’s misstep at the funeral finally comes back to bite him. Or does it? When Keeley and Roy approach him with a very unexpected offer — an invite into their bed — Jamie isn't one to look a gift horse in the mouth, even if he wishes it was more than just sex.
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- Part 1 of thats what i want
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my body look like something you'd eat cakе off (let me see you do that yoga) by BelmotteTower
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
07 Dec 2021
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Sometime before Christmas, Roy lets Jamie come to a session with the yoga mums. Jamie has a lot of fun, Roy has a lot of regrets, Maureen has no shame.
An instalment of “and i’m known for giving love away” featuring problematic athletic leggings, sensible amounts of rosé, and far too many personal questions.
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- Part 2 of thats what i want
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Five Christmas milestones throughout Jamie’s life, and one on December 28th.
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—“You hear anything about this new gaffer?” Jamie feels brave enough to ask. He tries not to pay attention to the inner workings of Richmond — it isn’t his club, after all — but it couldn’t be avoided that in the midst of the Mannion divorce, George had gotten the sack. The new man was arriving early in the new year.
“American,” Roy says.
American? The confusion must show on Jamie’s face, because Roy just shrugs.
They spend the next 20 minutes taking it in turns to belt balls into the net before Roy stops and stoops to gather up half of them.
“Right. That’s me done. Don’t stay much longer, Tartt. You’re starting tomorrow. You need to rest up and your lips are starting to look a bit blue. Make sure you do a proper warm down.” Ever the captain.
As he leaves, he turns back with a final thought. “Oh, and Jamie. We were never here. Our secret. Right?”
“Right,” Jamie replies. And then he’s gone, leaving Jamie half convinced he was some sort of hallucination, a ghost of Christmas past or something. The grounds were supposed to be haunted, after all.
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- Part 3 of thats what i want
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i can actually see it (i'm glad that you stayed) by BelmotteTower for inlovewithnight
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
16 Jan 2022
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At the start of December, they’d been talking about Christmas traditions they all had — and the ones they wanted to keep — and Roy had mentioned going ice skating at the Natural History Museum most years since it started, which coincided with his early Chelsea days. He’d been with his mates or his sister, sometimes with a girlfriend, and then three of the last four years he’d taken Phoebe.
But then they’d looked it up, and he’d been upset to see this was the last year the rink would be open, thanks to plans to transform the museum gardens into an urban wildlife hub.
"Fucking rewilding or some shit,” Roy had grumpily put it. "Urban wildlife? So what, they're going to give the foxes a place to kip at night when they're done knocking over the bins and killing cats in Croydon?"How to proactively date in public with London's favourite polyamourous triad.
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- Part 4 of thats what i want
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i wanna sell what you're buying by BelmotteTower, ScoatneyHall for BelmotteTower
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
07 May 2022
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Jamie kind of loves chatting like this while lazily turning each other on — carrying on their normal banter, or even more serious stuff. It’s weird, but good. Bed is the one place where Roy tends to run his mouth. Not always, but between walking him through a scene, straight up dirty talk — and Roy, in his matter-of-fact way, is fucking filthy — and then just stuff like this, Jamie thinks that Roy might actually speak to him more during sex than any other moment. Every so often, Jamie makes it his mission to render Roy incoherent instead. It’s good fun. But some days, he thinks Roy could go on like this the whole time, just keeping his cool in conversation, punctuated by groans and curses that betray his state.
It’s fucking hot, but Jamie’s getting too worked up to keep it casual. “Hey. You said something about a special request?”
“I did.”
“Well?”
“Can’t you guess?” Roy asks.
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a birthday gift for BelmotteTower - a very smutty three-part coda for and i'm known for giving love away chapter 4Series
- Part 5 of thats what i want
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“I don't want to be a meme, Keeley,” he says urgently. “I'm not going to be the next James Acaster.” He cringes at the thought. He hates looking like an idiot, absolutely hates it. If he gets upset, he’s really going to be upset. He doesn’t want to be mocked while having a genuine outburst that he feels ridiculous about later.
“You’re right babe, that'd be super embarrassing.” Jamie changes tack, all wide-eyed concurrence that Roy shouldn't be such a sucker for. “He’s like, escaped containment for that.”
Roy nods. “If I make a fool of myself, I’m never going to be able to laugh it off. Can we all just admit that is a fundamental aspect of my personality, please?”
“Yeah,” Jamie says slowly. “I get that. But Roy. Forget about Acaster. You could be the next James McAvoy.” His voice takes on a dreamy tone at the prospect, and well. Roy hadn’t considered the possibility of that sort of a reaction. He’s better looking than James McAvoy.
Oh, who is he trying to kid. No he’s not. But he is taller.
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Roy gets asked onto Celebrity Bake Off. He says no. Then he changes his mind. And against the backdrop of a beginner’s baking class, Roy and Jamie find ways to exist in public together.
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- Part 6 of thats what i want