haha block men go brrrr
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Searching (for you, of course) by LuckyPhantom
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
23 Aug 2021
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“Can you help me?”
The rain patters on Tommy’s hair, his shoulders, the ground. It touches the man but doesn’t seem to sink in. His clothes look no more than damp when they should be soaking. Tommy should know; his shirt is plastered to him. He wouldn’t be surprised if it was see-through.
Tommy blinks. The man asked him a question. He nods again, not quite trusting his voice. The man seems nice, so Tommy takes a step forward.
The man smiles. It… something is wrong, but Tommy can’t put his finger on it. “Thank you. I’m looking for someone.” The man tilts his head, and something gleams in his brown eyes. With the motion, a strand of wavy hair falls forward, but it all seems so perfect. The man is perfect.
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Or, Tommy is lost, alone and he needs help. Desperately.
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- Part 1 of Forever and Ever (Fae SBI au)
- Part 1 of haha block men go brrrr
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Found (you, at last) by LuckyPhantom
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
25 Aug 2021
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“Can you help me?” Wilbur asks. He could grab him. He could take this boy right now, make sure he’s never limping again. He could. But the thing draped over his shoulders like oil glares at Wilbur.
The boy blinks, before nodding his head. Wilbur smiles, lets his eyes shine a little brighter. The boy takes a step forward, his leg weak and shaking. It breaks his heart to see the boy like this, but Wilbur will have him soon. He’ll make sure of it.
“Thank you. I’m looking for someone.” He lets the boy gaze into his eyes and thinks I’m looking for you.
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Or Tommy is lost, but he won't be for long.
Some Phil, Wilbur and Techno POV for Searching ( a little bit of bonus at the end). READ THAT ONE FIRST!! This doesn't make sense otherwise :)
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- Part 2 of Forever and Ever (Fae SBI au)
- Part 2 of haha block men go brrrr
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Waiting (for you to ask) by LuckyPhantom
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
30 Aug 2021
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“So. You’ve caught me.” It rasps, low and broken but also dangerous. Its voice rumbles, travelling through the stone and up Wilbur’s legs. His knees shiver. There’s no hesitation, no pause. Confident. Sure.
The guards tense, but Niki nods. “We have.” She says clearly, like it might not understand her, despite the fact it very clearly can. It’s a clever tactic that makes the person in question feel lesser or belittled, and only really works if they’re foreign.
He guesses it counts as foreign.
Its smile doesn’t dim, and even though Wilbur can’t see its eyes underneath thick strands of hair that have fallen over its face, he feels its gaze locked on him. “Very well.”
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Or, Wilbur is lost, scared, and alone. He should have never signed up for this.
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- Part 3 of Forever and Ever (Fae SBI au)
- Part 3 of haha block men go brrrr
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tuck your innocence goodnight by LuckyPhantom
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
19 Nov 2021
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Leaning back in his chair with a fluid sigh, Wilbur smiles, wide and lethal. “You’re used to giving, aren’t you?” He cocks his head and his glasses flash, like lightning over a stormy sea.
Tommy swallows, but before he can answer Wilbur’s leaning back over the table, close enough that Tommy can make out his eyelashes through his lenses.
“Sometimes, Tommy,” He drawls, gaze so full of fire and violence and blue that it hurts to look at (but he can’t look away), “You’ve just gotta take.” He whispers, and the letters fall like bloody knives onto the table between him.
There’s a stiff moment of silence as Tommy considers the weapons, as he tries to think past the terror gripping his veins. He blinks. So long for clean hands.
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Or, Tommy has one chance encounter at one of Sir Dream's parties, and slowly but surely his entire life goes to shit.
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- Part 3 of haha block men go brrrr
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Giving (you what you need) by LuckyPhantom
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
22 Oct 2021
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Others watch him practice, eyes wide. He’s just so good, they say as he pretends he cannot hear them, that no one ever gets close enough to touch him. He can catch every arrow, block every blow. With a roll of his eyes, he stops for the afternoon, resigning himself to pacing the border of the camp instead.
But even there he cannot escape the rumours. The gods smile upon him. They turn every attack away, and bright-eyed Athene herself stands beside him, defending him. The guards mutter between themselves, glancing at him. With a sigh, Technoblade continues his patrol, knowing there’s nothing he can do.
Technoblade hates it. He’s a soldier, he’s no more important than the rest of them. And besides, it’s all based on a lie anyway. Athene doesn’t stand by him. He’s not so skilled that none can harm him. He doesn’t have iron skin.
No. He cannot die.
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Or Technoblade is alone, apart from the warm figure who comforts him when he dies.
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- Part 4 of Forever and Ever (Fae SBI au)
- Part 5 of haha block men go brrrr
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Oh, Sinners Come Down by LuckyPhantom
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
22 Feb 2022
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“We’re building a homeless shelter,” Technoblade blurts.
That’s not-- what?
“What?” Wilbur echoes his thoughts. That-- he doesn’t understand.
Technoblade repeats it. “We’re building a homeless shelter. It won’t be ready for a few days, but this time next week I guarantee it’ll be up and running.”
Wilbur shakes his head. This doesn’t make sense. It must be a trap, a way to gather them all in one building to make it easier to take them all.
“I promise,” Technoblade insists, “It’ll be done by then. It’ll have blankets, food, good food, a warm space, even rooms eventually.” He takes a step forward, and Wilbur staggers back. He keeps Tommy cradled against his body.
This can’t be real. It’s a trap. Technoblade is lying.
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Or, Wilbur has five kids (some of whom are magic), trust issues, fiercely loyal friends and a knife against a kingdom actively trying to conscript him or kill him by any means necessary.
It's a good thing the Antarctic Empire is looking to expand its borders.
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- Part 6 of haha block men go brrrr
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No time like the Present by LuckyPhantom for eternalempires
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
03 Jan 2022
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The youngling shakes his head, taking the ingot. “No, dad, listen. Do you have any nether gold?”
Understanding dawns in Phil’s eyes, and he pulls out a different bar. The traders snatch it up before his arm is even fully extended. They don’t even appraise it, just throw him a small bag of ender pearls.
“Oh. Sweet!” Phil says as he checks what’s in the bag. “Thanks.” He turns to Techno. “See ya ‘round, mate!”
The youngling gives him a long look before lighting a rocket and taking off, Phil close on his tail.
Techno watches them go once again, with a pit in his stomach. What did he mean by ‘see you around?'
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Or goddammit Phil, can you not adopt the traumatized piglin just this once?
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- Part 7 of haha block men go brrrr
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felled by you, held by you by LuckyPhantom
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
18 Jan 2022
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A breath ghosts over the joint between his shoulder and his neck, now exposed as the creature gently rips his tunic aside. “Do you want to protect them? Keep them safe?”
He can protect them already. Has been for years. While he does want to, that need doesn’t run into his bones, doesn’t make his chest heavy at night, doesn’t make him shiver desperately at whatever kind words he receives.
“Technoblade, come on, break free. Get over here.” The same hunter demands. That part of Techno that’s clawing against the vampire’s thrall latches onto the command, the tone, the voice.
“Oh,” he breathes, and Techno feels the barest scrape of fangs over his collarbone, “Are you tired of being alone?”
Techno’s breath hitches.
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Or, Technoblade is the best monster hunter the world's seen in years. He's got a flawless record-- with one exception. Why won't the dammed vampire just die already?
...And why is it talking to him?
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- Part 8 of haha block men go brrrr
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Prophecies, Prophecies. by LuckyPhantom
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
18 Mar 2022
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Phil didn't expect much to happen after his death, despite his tethering. Sure, the mortal realm would find things to entertain it, but for Phil's part, his life is done. He won't meddle, he won't interfere with Her work.
And then a boy named Wilbur finds his bow, five prophecies are Sung, and would you look at that, Phil's meddling.
He's glad he did, for now, years later, the people he finds wandering the realm have become his family. It's bigger than most, and some would argue that a group of destined banding together isn't the best idea, but Phil tends to Banish those naysayers before his boys (and girls) ever hear about it.
They deserve to have love. After all, the prophecies they were destined for weren't exactly pretty...
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- Part 9 of haha block men go brrrr
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The things we sacrifice for Love by LuckyPhantom
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
19 Mar 2022
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The axe’s blade drags behind him along cracked stones and rotted ruins. His breathing is laboured thanks to the long journey, the beasts he slew along the way. The sky above him grows darker by the step, temporal divinity crackling on his tongue.
Before him, the ruins yield up an archway, crumbling and held together by something other than structural support. The air between its pillars isn’t from here, rather answers to a master not quite on this plane.
Tubbo sucks the red air through his teeth. He will not succumb to the bloody madness. He will not fail.
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Tubbo enters a set of ruins to strike a deal with a God so he can save Tommy. Thing is, he never ends up leaving.
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- Part 10 of haha block men go brrrr
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“However,” replied the universe by LuckyPhantom
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Iron Lung (Video Game)
30 May 2022
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[Decades ago, every known star and habitable planet vanished, leaving only those who were on space stations or starships. This event became known as The Quiet Rapture.]
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“We’re starting to lose ra– –e of signal.” The voice cuts back in, but clicks of silence and static are interrupting letters. He tries to focus in case something beyond the mission brief is said.
”You’ll be a cruis– depth soon, so ri– –k n– –thing and b– careful.” As if he needed the warning. It’s not his own life that’s at risk, it’s the ship he has to get back to. “You’re o– your own. Go–.”
What, good luck? Yeah. He’s going to need it.
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- Part 11 of haha block men go brrrr
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Living on the Edge by LuckyPhantom
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Mar 2024
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“Tubs, the hunters.” He whispers. “The hail’ll be gone soon, and you know it’s only a few weeks into the rain when they show up. If they pick me–”
“We’ll be fast.” Schlatt interrupts gently. “We’ll be back before you know it kiddo. You’ve just gotta hang on, alright? We’ll get you, I promise.”
His heart lifts but the hole it leaves behind is lined with thick stone. “You promise?”
Tubbo squeezes him. “We stick together.”
Tommy nods dully. “We stick together.”
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Or Tubbo and Tommy are brothers. They always have been, and they always will be. Nothing, nothing, can keep them apart forever.
Hunters, riders, dragons, fire, war, storms, and somewhere in all the chaos, family.
(Or or, the HTTYD AU I've been dying to do)
This fic is now discontinued. Final chapter includes notes/bullet points for the ending. Love you all <3
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- Part 12 of haha block men go brrrr
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yup! this is where all my unused dsmp stuff is going. some of these stories are HUGE so I'll put word counts per chap. Content warnings are chapter specific too!!
:) y'all are the best <3
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- Part 13 of haha block men go brrrr