Fuck That Kinda Destiny
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Ciri spends some time with her favourite uncle and his half Aen Seidhe boyfriend, Aiden. She's thoroughly grossed out when they start flirting.
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- Part 1 of Fuck That Kinda Destiny
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In a world full of people obsessed with sex and breeding, it was easy to become inured in loneliness. Aiden had gone through most of his life in resigned acceptance: no one would ever be interested in a beta when there was an omega or an alpha on offer, and certainly not a beta that preferred a cuddle and a glass of wine to a steamy night between the sheets.
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- Part 2 of Fuck That Kinda Destiny
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Lambert's (Not-So) Mysterious Vial of Oil by aleatory_fox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
05 Nov 2021
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Lambert discovers that Aiden has been using spit - fucking spit - along with a laundry list of other disgusting alternatives for sex (tallow, yeah, that was on offer too). He whips up his own lube using a centuries-old recipe and they go to town.
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- Part 3 of Fuck That Kinda Destiny
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When Lambert loses Aiden, his world comes to an end. One winter he’s close to bringing his pain to a permanent end when he finds Aiden again, rendered in starlight. Aiden visits for an hour every year and gives Lambert the time he needs to work through his grief. This is Day Thirty-One of Decembert, but I wanted it to have its own story.
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- Part 4 of Fuck That Kinda Destiny
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Barmin's Monument by aleatory_fox for minutiae
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
07 Apr 2021
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Ever wondered why Lambert wears those stupid guards on his arms? Well, so’s Aiden. Unfortunately, the answer is just as heartbreaking as he should have expected.
Prompt: jīlè // 雞肋 (chinese, n.) - things that you have no use for, yet still don’t want to throw away
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- Part 5 of Fuck That Kinda Destiny
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This idea has already been done a hundred times (probably), but I love it and wanted to do my own spin. Lambert is gross. He stinks to high heaven. Aiden loves the bloke, but he can’t even stand to kiss him. The reason for Lambert’s lack of personal hygiene becomes clear when they work together on a contract. Warnings: mention of canon child abuse (not graphic); self conscious Lambert; adoring Aiden.
Dedicated to and inspired by @cylin-aka-ankamo’s beautiful, red-headed Lambert.
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- Part 6 of Fuck That Kinda Destiny
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Lambert is a haphephobic (fear of touch/being touched) omega. He meets Aiden and over the course of a decade or more, they work through it together.
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- Part 7 of Fuck That Kinda Destiny
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Aiden and Lambert have been friends for years, with a fair amount of mutual pining from both sides happening in the shadows. Until they get stuck in a cave in the middle of a blizzard that is.
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- Part 8 of Fuck That Kinda Destiny
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Prompt: 🥺🙏 "Aiden suspects Lambert would enjoy sexual submission but knows the prickly pup would freak out (and likely think he was being made fun of/shamed in some way) if Aiden brought it up outright. Cue some very light, very gentle and very cautious stealth!D/s?"
Lambert and Aiden have an established relationship, and Aiden's ready to explore new avenues for their dominant/submissive dynamic.
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- Part 9 of Fuck That Kinda Destiny
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A collection of short stories about Aiden, Coën and Lambert.
Each individual chapter will come with a warning and pairing (or OT3) identified.
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- Part 10 of Fuck That Kinda Destiny
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Will-o'-the-Wisp by aleatory_fox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
31 Oct 2021
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Coën nudged the Wolf triumphantly as awe blossomed over Ciri's face. “There now, a tale of drunks and devils is not fit for a princess. But mystical beings from another world?”
Lambert scoffed, but Ciri looked thoughtful. “Why are there two different stories? I've heard of the part about the evil spirits. That’s true of every tale, but...”
“Stories are a cobbling together of the morals, myths and realities of the people that tell 'em,” Lambert said, scratching idly at his beard. “In my village, we had drunks a'plenty, malicious fucks, so their tales of evil all warn against it.”
Or: Lambert and Coën share stories from their childhoods with Ciri while will-o'-the-wisps dance across Morhen Lake.
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- Part 11 of Fuck That Kinda Destiny
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Wolf witchers are the only ones who wear the old fashioned codpiece ensemble. It has an unexpected effect on Coën, and he's not sure how to deal with it.
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- Part 12 of Fuck That Kinda Destiny
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Lambert experiences troubling dreams when Ciri arrives at Kaer Morhen and fears that her presence will only bring ruin and pain.
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- Part 13 of Fuck That Kinda Destiny
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I Want To Thank You, Baby (You Make It Feel Like Christmas) by aleatory_fox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
24 Dec 2021
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Lambert has been put on the most unpopular shift of the year, and lucky him, he gets a call at 4am in the middle of a storm. Little does he know, he's about to do the most unlikely first meeting to first kiss speedrun.
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- Part 14 of Fuck That Kinda Destiny
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When Lambert loses his silver blade on a hunt, he's forced to go looking for a weaponsmith capable of forging a replacement. Few and far between on the Continent, but he'd sooner chew his right arm off than return to Kaer Morhen with his tail between his legs. His contractor sends him to Vattweir, where he meets a former Cat Witcher with a complicated history. Lambert's initial advances are violently rebuffed, but as he spends more time with Aiden, he uncovers a man that is still beholden to ghosts from the life he tried to leave behind. As the embers of more complicated feelings begin to gather, another watches on from a distance, guiding Lambert towards happiness the best he can while hiding his own broken heart.
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- Part 15 of Fuck That Kinda Destiny
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Aiden worries that he isn't good enough for Lambert, and sets out to prove himself when he's invited to winter at Kaer Morhen. It turns out he had nothing to worry about.
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- Part 16 of Fuck That Kinda Destiny