The Adventures of Mage Kid and Wolf Nerd
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“Carry me,” Stiles says.
“No.”
“But I’m injured.”
“You have a rash,” Derek says. “On your arm. Your feet work just fine.”
“Please?”
“No. You weigh almost as much as I do. And you ate a pound of chicken at lunch.”
"Well, yeah, but I pooped like an hour ago, so.”
“You’re disgusting.”
“Don’t play, you love me.”
I do, Derek thinks, relatively horrified. I really do.
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- Part 1 of The Adventures of Mage Kid and Wolf Nerd
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“Well,” Stiles says, “that continues to be offensive. I mean. I understood it was a little weird to be married when I was a teenager but I’m twenty now. A full-fledged adult. Like. Mature, and shit.”
Derek laughs.
“I’m serious! We have a mortgage. We do our taxes.”
“I do our taxes,” Derek says.
“We do couples yoga and monitor our fiber intake.”
“I don’t monitor my fiber intake.”
“That’s because you’re a werewolf and your colon can just regrow itself or whatever when you treat it badly. I have a human colon, Derek. It has human colon needs.”
“Please stop talking about your colon.”
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- Part 2 of The Adventures of Mage Kid and Wolf Nerd