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Waynes? More like Wayne-kers

Series Metadata

Creator:

Series Begun:

2020-12-05

Series Updated:

2022-06-08

Description:

All Waynes are crazy. No exceptions.

Stats:

Words:: 11,272
Works:: 5
Complete:: No
Bookmarks:: 1,840

Listing Series

The Waynes, Damsels in Distress by hitthedeck

Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
05 Dec 2020
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Summary

Roses are red, violets are blue, Bruce Wayne and his kids get kidnapped every other week. Some things are just universal, undeniable facts of life.
Or, in which Bruce Wayne is still Batman and his kids are still Robins, but they keep letting themselves get kidnapped because they think it's funny.

Series
- Part 1 of Waynes? More like Wayne-kers
Language:

English

Words:

3,951

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

17

Comments:

509

Kudos:

20,640

Bookmarks:

4,186

Hits:

139,775
You're Robin my Heart by hitthedeck

Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
11 Feb 2021
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Summary

Talia al Ghul finally has some time to catch up with her son and learn what her beloved has been teaching him. It's not what she expected.
Or, in which Bruce Wayne teaches Damian how to flirt.

Series
- Part 2 of Waynes? More like Wayne-kers
Language:

English

Words:

1,383

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

5

Comments:

118

Kudos:

6,260

Bookmarks:

454

Hits:

45,720
Chivalry is Dead and so is Jason Todd by hitthedeck

Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
16 May 2021
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Summary

"Jason," Clark said sternly. "You can't steal people's food and call it an offering to the dead because you aren't dead."
"Fuck you, I'm a poltergeist."
Or, in which a very much alive Jason takes it upon himself to haunt the League.

Series
- Part 3 of Waynes? More like Wayne-kers
Language:

English

Words:

2,027

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

7

Comments:

166

Kudos:

9,146

Bookmarks:

1,161

Hits:

60,156
Hey There Demons by hitthedeck

Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Teen Titans - All Media Types
31 Oct 2021
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Summary

Treating magical threats lightly is never an option, especially when that threat tears holes in realities. To combat this danger, a good hero must remain vigilant and in peak physical condition at all times.
Too bad Red Robin never got that message.

Or, in which even demons can't comprehend why Tim Drake is Like That.

Series
- Part 4 of Waynes? More like Wayne-kers
Language:

English

Words:

1,425

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

3

Comments:

94

Kudos:

6,964

Bookmarks:

716

Hits:

48,832
No Speak, Only Batman by hitthedeck

Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
08 Jun 2022
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Summary

Batman doesn't use words, those prehistoric, plebian things. Instead, he stares deeply into your eyes, waits for you to absorb his meaning, and leaves. Either that or he fights it out like a normal person.

Or, in which Batman's unique communication style is spectacularly unhelpful.

Series
- Part 5 of Waynes? More like Wayne-kers
Language:

English

Words:

2,486

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

3

Comments:

115

Kudos:

5,395

Bookmarks:

502

Hits:

32,287

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