i write so much ranboo content
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The hunter froze in his tracks, holding his breath to silence his surroundings as much as possible so he could hear the enderman as clearly as possible when it warbled. He's been low on pearls lately, so he needed to be on high alert and make sure not to screw this up.
gr~rrk!
Dream immediately snapped his head up at the passive and familiar noise of an endermen. What he saw made his eyes widen in surprise and he took a step back.
"Ranboo?!" Dream exclaimed in shock and confusion, a little louder than he meant to.
(or, a rushed oneshot of dream and ranboo having a #cool dynamic ...now with a part two!)
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- Part 1 of i write so much ranboo content
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They were on their second Katy Perry album when Ranboo asked, “So, how far is this beach, exactly?”
Dream hummed, tapping his fingers to the beat of Dark Horse on the steering wheel for a few moments before answering. “Hm… Like, nine hours,” He answered casually. Beside Dream, Ranboo sputtered.
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- Part 2 of i write so much ranboo content
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Ranboo has a few chats with Edward the Enderman. Edward is quick to find amusement and interest in the teen hybrid.
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- Part 3 of i write so much ranboo content
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One day, Dream brought up the idea of Ranboo and Technoblade dyeing their hair. Ranboo and Techno both deny it immediately, not fond of coloring their hair.
But Techno reconsiders it after some thought. He brings Ranboo along for the ride, their hybrid heritage being the major reason for their change in appearance. Ranboo had a few bumps in the road that Techno took care of.
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- Part 4 of i write so much ranboo content
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Ranboo sneezed, and he disappeared in a puff of purple particles. The chest he was once holding dropped to the ground with a loud thunk.
“What the–” Phil stood up, and so did Techno, both of them wide-eyed. “Where did he go?! Since when could he teleport?!”
or, ranboo gets sick, and doesn't confront it
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- Part 5 of i write so much ranboo content
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Ranboo really, really doesn't like horror movies. He doesn't say anything when his friends chose to watch one together.
Oh, how Ranboo regrets it.
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- Part 6 of i write so much ranboo content
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Ranboo is really, really tall. Ranboo tries his best not to show it, but sometimes it can't be helped, like how his head hits the doorframes or his hair brushes on somebody's ceiling.
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- Part 7 of i write so much ranboo content
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Edward realized how lonely Ranboo is and decided to introduce him to an Enderman his age.
Ranboo has mixed feelings about it.
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- Part 8 of i write so much ranboo content
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Ranboo, in his attempt to save a young and lost Enderman in the rain, ended up getting stuck with them. Ranboo isn't sure how long he can last out in the harmful weather.
Phil comes to the rescue.
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- Part 9 of i write so much ranboo content
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It was happening again.
It was happening again — where the idea of somebody putting a casual hand on his shoulder made him want to punch a wall and then someone's face. Where the thought of somebody getting too close set off alarms in his head, alarms he had no idea how to turn off, or where they came from.
And he had promised to visit Technoblade and Phil for dinner in seven minutes.
(aka: ranboo has issues with touch and phil and techno help him out)
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- Part 10 of i write so much ranboo content
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Ranboo looked up and met the person’s eyes.
They froze. Ranboo tensed.
“Ranboo?” The taller rasped, voice quiet.
(aka: ranboo isnt the only enderman hybrid around here. it takes him a while to figure that out)
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- Part 11 of i write so much ranboo content
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These kid’s childhoods were being ripped away from them and they couldn’t do anything about it. They were being forced to grow up. And it—
“I— I have a husband and a child…” Ranboo muttered, brows furrowed and looking down at his feet, “I’m one of the richest on this SMP…” Ranboo’s back straightened. “There’s more than that, too. Puffy, I am not a child. Not a kid.”
(Or: Puffy realized she should've paid closer attention to the children on the SMP)
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- Part 12 of i write so much ranboo content
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Ranboo scrunched his face up and then rolled his eyes. “I am not a cat hybrid!” He scoffed, turning back to the seasoned eggs on the stove.
Tubbo tapped his chin in thought. “A dog hybrid, then? That would also make sense.”
“I’m not a dog hybrid either!”
Let’s get back on topic! “I mean, either way, you were clinging to me like a— a sloth, or something this morning.”
“I’m not a sloth hyb—” Ranboo froze, cutting himself and furrowing his brows, “wait, what? I was what?”
(Or, Tubbo realizes Ranboo likes cuddling before Ranboo finds out himself.)
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- Part 13 of i write so much ranboo content
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“Where’s Ranboo?” Phil asked.
“He’s catching up,” The piglin hummed, taking his usual seat next to Phil. He ignored how Phil narrowed his eyes at him with suspicion.
“Techno, what did–”
The door loudly slammed open. There stood a furious Ranboo, shoulders hiked up, his posture hunched over as his face dripped with mud.
(or: domestic boreal trio with a side of ranboo befriending an endermen in the forest behind his home)
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- Part 14 of i write so much ranboo content
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He would have looked away by now if Ranboo hadn’t pulled the book into licking distance from his face.
Technoblade tried to ignore the signs. And he tried hard – but this kid looked like he was trying to eat the words off of every paper he reads from. He has to do something.
(or, a 4 1 of techno slowly realizing ranboo needs glasses)
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- Part 15 of i write so much ranboo content