Never Smile at a Crocodile
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“What?”
This is not what Jane was expecting when she was summoned to the dorm-room of one Harry Hook.
The red clad pirate sighs, the arm with the paper he so rudely shoved into her face falling to his side as he stands in the doorway (rudely not inviting her in). “Do I need to spell it out to you? I thought a picture would suffice.” He holds up the cartoonishly drawn image besides his face, using his other hand to flamboyantly frame it, as if her attention wouldn’t be caught by the paper alone without his additional, signature flourish.
Or
One very reasonable request from one very reasonable Harry Hook.
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- Part 4 of These Kids Need Therapy (Drabbles)
- Part 1 of Never Smile at a Crocodile
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A Day in the Life of Fairy Godmother by RubyofRaven
Fandoms: Descendants (Disney Movies)
15 Sep 2020
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A look inside the daily planner of Fairy Godmother, headmistress at Auradon Prep.
Takes place directly after The Reasonable Request with reference to What Kind of Thief.
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- Part 5 of These Kids Need Therapy (Drabbles)
- Part 2 of Never Smile at a Crocodile
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This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things by RubyofRaven
Fandoms: Descendants (Disney Movies)
10 Oct 2020
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“All you guys are doing is playing as yourselves. Like- you have a real life pirate crew and everything,” Carlos complains at the start of their first Dungeons & Dragons session.
“So?” Uma asks. She crosses her arms, cocking an eyebrow as she stares him down across the wooden table.
“Ya sayin’ there’s a problem with how we playin’ the game?” asks Harry, who’s seated to her right with Gil flanking his other side as the red clad pirate leans threatenly over the table.
It’s then that Carlos realizes he should have kept quiet about this and tries to backtrack. “No, I mean-”
“Didn’t you say we could be whoever we wanted to be?” Uma asks.
“Yeah, but-”
“So it really shouldn’t matter.”
“Yes, but-”“Why are there so many ‘buts’ in this conversation? Unless we’re talking about mine,” Harry interjects, manic blue eyes flashing in amusement.
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The group tries their hand at playing D&D, and it goes about as well as anyone expects.
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- Part 6 of These Kids Need Therapy (Drabbles)
- Part 3 of Never Smile at a Crocodile
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The Hook Appreciation Club by RubyofRaven for Snowflake25
Fandoms: Descendants (Disney Movies), Moana (2016), Emperor's New Groove (2000)
21 Dec 2020
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The stranger grins. “Hey-hey! It’s Maui! Your favorite immortal demigod!”
Silence greets this proclamation, with many students still trying to catch their breath from the man’s abrupt appearance. As the silence continues, the man’s grin starts to falter.
Jane, coming to stand up from the floor by the window, gathers up enough courage to ask: “Who?”
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Maui is a guest lecturer at Auradon Prep and Harry Hook is the only one who seems to know who he is.
Series
- Part 10 of These Kids Need Therapy (Drabbles)
- Part 4 of Never Smile at a Crocodile
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The Proper Care and Keeping of Crocodiles by RubyofRaven
Fandoms: Descendants (Disney Movies)
15 Mar 2021
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A letter to the student body about some things that need to be addressed that are totally not related to a certain red coat wearing pirate or his choice in pet.
Nope.
Not at all.
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- Part 11 of These Kids Need Therapy (Drabbles)
- Part 5 of Never Smile at a Crocodile
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“I thought you would be delighted to know,” Fairy Godmother says, smiling widely at him, practically radiating excitement as she leads him down the hall, “that your request for an animal has been finalized.”
Harry feels his heart stutter before picking back up in his own excitement, his face likely coming to match that of the fairy’s in front of him. “Ye mean I ge’ me crocodile?”
Her lips purse for a second. “In a manner of speaking, yes.”
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Harry finally gets what he wants… or does he?
Series
- Part 12 of These Kids Need Therapy (Drabbles)
- Part 6 of Never Smile at a Crocodile