The Witcher Cliché Rounds
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“Oh you b-” Jaskier naked hand is clamping down on Geralt's mouth before he can say anything else and it requires all the strength he now has to keep the witcher from squirming out of his grasp. The witch looks more amused by the second and every inch of her smile seems to make Geralt want to gauge her eyes out with spoons.
“Care to explain?”
“It will pass, less than a full month. How awful can it be?” Jaskier knows he isn't imagining her sneer then.
“Are you serious?” Geralt twitches his mouth out from under the pale hands and spats the question in a high pitched voice that makes the bard cringe on how much it would hurt in the morning."
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The one where Jaskier and Geralt get bodyswapped.
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- Part 1 of The Witcher Cliché Rounds