Bad Things Happen Bingo
Series Metadata
- Creators:
- AcornsOnTheGround, Teeelsie
- Series Begun:
- 2016-05-16
- Series Updated:
- 2024-06-24
- Description:
Fics that fill a square on my Bad Things Happen Bingo card:
Damaged Vocal Cords: What Doesn't Kill You
Painful Wound Cleaning: What a Day for a Daydream
Falling from a Great Height: Turncoat Poison in the Dropping Rain
Fingore: Falling Off the Face of the Earth
Concussion: Timestamps: Falling Off the Face of the Earth
Gunshot Wound: Superior
Infected Wound: Three Quarters Fine
Rope Burns: A Good Look on You
Black Eye: Winter Quarters
Reopening an Old Wound: The Opposite of Love
Anger Born of Worry: Lies of Omission
Outnumbered in a Fight: In for a Penny
Grabbed by the Chin: All Roads
Bleeding Out: Problems for Another Day
Broken Ribs: Temporal Concerns
On the Run: Once Lost (Now Found)
Branding: Hazards of a Beating Heart
Punctured Lung: Definition of the Family- Stats:
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- Words:
- 496,100
- Works:
- 18
- Complete:
- No
- Bookmarks:
- 14
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What Doesn't Kill You by Teeelsie for dentalfloss
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
21 Oct 2018
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"It wasn’t particularly surprising when they came for him, at least, not to Clint."
Following a brutal attack on the Raft, each member of the team deals with the aftermath as they regroup in Wakanda.
Post Captain America: Civil WarEDIT: 10/21/18 - Now with added Timestamp at the end.
Series
- Part 1 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
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What a Day for a Daydream (Tomorrow I'll Pay the Dues for Dropping my Load) by Teeelsie
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 Oct 2017
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From this prompt on the kinkmeme:
"Whenever I read a sex pollen fic, the sex is always between two people who like or realize they like each other and they lived happily ever after. But what would it really be like to be dosed with something that made you lose control in such a mortifying way? To want to and have to fuck in order not to die? Then realize you had tons of sex with a friend or co worker and you still have to see that person every day."
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Clint and Steve get dosed with sex pollen, spend an uncomfortable amount of time anticipating what will happen, have a lot (like, really, a lot) of frantic sex, then have to face each other and Phil afterward, resulting in three-sided angst and awkwardness.OR
A fic in 3 parts: Before / During / Aftermath
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- Part 2 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
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Turncoat Poison in the Dropping Rain by Teeelsie
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
19 Mar 2017
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From this prompt on the kinkmeme:
"Someone is keeping a secret. For some [probably superhuman or supernatural lol] reason, they must drain a large volume of their own blood regularly to stay alive. They are ashamed of this and never do it in front of anyone, and usually find a not so messy way to take care of it. But they haven't done it in a while and are backed up so to speak. So, desperate for relief, they pick a half-assed hiding spot and slash themselves open and let loose, getting blood absolutely everywhere as they grow paler and colder. But it just feels so much better.
Naturally, someone walks in on them."
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Clint's got a medical disorder. Honest.
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- Part 3 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
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Falling Off the Face of the Earth by Teeelsie for prompt_fills
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Winterhawk - Fandom
16 Sep 2018
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Cap relaxes his hold, but he stays where he is, still looming over him. “Clint. The compound’s been breached,” Rogers whispers urgently, then finally sits back and lets go of him.
There’s another explosion, closer this time and throwing more light. He turns his head sharply and sees Bucky Barnes hovering near the door, looking… off. Clint pushes Rogers and he finally stands up so Clint can scramble out of the bed and grab some clothes. He’s wearing only boxers because it’s fucking hot in Wakanda, and he catches Barnes’ eyes flicking across his body.
Clint long ago stopped being bothered by people’s reactions to the many scars on his body – not that that many people actually see them - but that doesn’t mean he appreciates when they stare. “Like what you see?” he asks with a hard edge as he pulls on his shirt. Barnes turns his head, at least having the decency to look embarrassed for being caught staring.
Rogers looks at them both impatiently and quickly switches gears. “Clint, I need you to take Bucky. Get him out of Wakanda and somewhere safe.”
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Bucky and Clint fall into each other. Bad shit happens. Then it all works out in the end.
Series
- Part 1 of Falling 'Verse
- Part 4 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
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Timestamps: Falling Off the Face of the Earth by Teeelsie
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Winterhawk - Fandom
30 Dec 2018
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What it says on the tin.
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- Part 2 of Falling 'Verse
- Part 5 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
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Superior by Teeelsie for heuradys
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Winterhawk - Fandom
23 Apr 2019
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Fury casts a dark glance at the closed door, then leans back in his chair and looks at Coulson. “I’ve got an asset who's coming apart at the seams and maybe the only person who can relate is sitting right next to him. Figuratively, anyway.”
“And you think isolating him with someone else who’s been mind-controlled is the way to get him out of his head?”
Fury tips his head. “You don’t think it will work?”
Phil shrugs. “It might.”
“But?”
Phil hesitates before saying, “But there’s a lot that could go wrong.”
Fury snorts. “Isn’t that the SHIELD motto?”
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BAMF WinterHawk in the north woods.Series
- Part 1 of Superior
- Part 6 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
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Three-Quarters Fine by Teeelsie for flawedamythyst
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Winterhawk - Fandom
27 Sep 2020
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It was supposed to be a simple in and out job.
It didn't go as planned.
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- Part 7 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
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A Good Look on You by Teeelsie
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Winterhawk - Fandom
02 Aug 2019
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Bucky makes a rude noise as he unzips Clint’s tac jacket and reveals the bruises and welts along his ribcage. “Jeez, Barton, what’d you get into this time?”
“Eh, nothing too serious.” Clint tugs his arms out of the sleeves and hisses as his injuries pull and burn from the movement. Barnes’ eyes skim down Clint’s arms to his wrists, but he reserves comment.
Bucky gently rotates Clint around and scoffs when he sees the additional bruising on his back. “I sometimes wonder what exactly ‘serious’ would look like to you.”
“Compound fracture, punctured lung, bullet hole with no exit wound—”
Series
- Part 3 of Clint Barton Bingo
- Part 8 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
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Winter Quarters by AcornsOnTheGround, Teeelsie
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Nightwing (Comics), Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
02 Jan 2021
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"The winter that Dick Grayson is eleven years old, the other boy shows up for the first time. He’s small - can’t be more than ten years old - but there’s a curious intensity to him that makes him seem older, and that has Dick’s eyes flicking back and forth between his own textbook and where the boy seems to be burning a hole in his with a laser focus.
They’re at winter quarters in Florida, a borderless area in the middle of the state where traveling circuses and carnivals lay low during the cold and rainy months of October through March."
Dick Grayson and Clint Barton: two boys, raised in the circus, destined to be superheroes. Of course they cross paths.Series
- Part 1 of Clint/Dick Rare Pair
- Part 9 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
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The Opposite of Love by Teeelsie for LoonyLoopyLisa
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Winterhawk - Fandom
17 Jan 2021
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You know that social media post where the guy says he’s a felon and he’ll come terrorize your family for Thanksgiving in exchange for a free meal? Yeah, that’s what this is. Except that Clint is Clint, and Bucky is Bucky, and they’re both Avengers, but Clint’s family is a bunch of assholes and Bucky decides to help him out with that. Oh, and it’s Christmas, not Thanksgiving.
Or,
Bucky crashes Clint's first trip home to see his family in years and gains some understanding and appreciation. So does Clint.
Series
- Part 10 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
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Lies of Omission by AcornsOnTheGround
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
28 Oct 2020
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Jason is kinda into BDSM.
Dick kinda isn't. But he is into Jason, and a little pain isn't something he hasn't experienced before. He can handle it.
It's fine.
Series
- Part 11 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
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All Roads by AcornsOnTheGround
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman (Comics)
15 May 2021
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Goddamn Bats. First they drag him into an undercover job that he has no interest in, and then, somehow, he has to pretend Grayson is his boyfriend.
Fuck his life.
Series
- Part 12 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
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Problems for Another Day by AcornsOnTheGround
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), DCU (Comics)
11 Nov 2021
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For the Whumptober2021 Day 1 prompt: barbed wire.
Because I am WEAK for the idea of Bruce calling Adult!Dick|Nightwing 'chum' when he's hurt.
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- Part 2 of Whumptober Works
- Part 13 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
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Temporal Concerns by Teeelsie for RyuuNoYuki, Jackdaws45, AlgeriaTouchshriek
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
03 Oct 2021
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“Has anyone in your life ever put their hands on you without intent to harm?”
Clint rolls his eyes then towels his hair. “Really, Coulson? That’s some pretty over-the-top hyperbole, don’t you think?”
Series
- Part 1 of Whumptober Works
- Part 14 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
- Part 4 of Clint Barton Bingo
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Hazards of a Beating Heart by AcornsOnTheGround
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
05 Jun 2022
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“No strings,” Jason snapped. “This isn’t a fucking relationship.”
Dick placed his hand on his chest. “Be still my beating heart,” he singsonged. “So romantic!” His eyes were dancing and bright as he took another drink of the disgusting green swill.
Series
- Part 15 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
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Once Lost (now found) by Teeelsie for dr_girlfriend
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Winterhawk - Fandom
03 Jul 2022
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There’s a beat and then Phil says, “Clint, you don’t have anything to prove.”
And that stings, because, “If you think I’m doing this to prove anything to anyone, then you don’t know me half as well as I thought you did.” He hears Phil sigh on the other end of the comm. “Besides,” Clint tells him, “I’ll have back-up. I’ll have Barnes. Hawkeye out.” He reaches up and clicks off the comm, cutting off Phil’s continued objection mid-word.
Eight days these assholes have had Barnes and he’s not going to let them keep him for another hour, much less another day. He doesn’t have anything to prove, but he sure as hell isn’t going to give anyone any reason to question his actions, either.
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- Part 3 of Whumptober Works
- Part 16 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
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Definition of the Family by AcornsOnTheGround for FabulaRasa
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), Green Lantern (Comics), DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics)
07 Nov 2022
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Family can be a hard thing to define, and holy hell, sometimes Hal Jordan doesn't know where Bruce's family begins and ends. What Hal does know, is that if Dick survives, there's going to be a line down the hall of people waiting to kick the little shit's ass.
Inspired by FabulaRasa's fic "Part Two"
Series
- Part 4 of Whumptober Works
- Part 17 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
- Part 1 of Bad Things Happen to Dick Grayson Bingo
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It Takes One to Know One by AcornsOnTheGround, Teeelsie for Noxnthea
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, Nightwing (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, MCU, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Hawkeye (Comics), Batman (Comics)
24 Jun 2024
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“Are you good with all long pointy things, or just arrows?”
Clint nearly chokes but then something catches in the corner of his eye and he fires an arrow to his hard-left. A second later, across the room to their right there’s a yell and another asshole goes down. “Are you flirting with me right now?” Clint asks, nocking and firing his next arrow.
Batman leans back a little and peers over his shoulder around the corner at where the arrow has taken out another gunrunner. He whistles appreciatively before turning his attention back to Clint. “I think I might be. Hypothetically, if I was, would it be working?” His smile is wide and really fucking charming. He’s casually positioned against the tank with his arms crossed when a bullet pings about a half-inch from his head but Batman doesn’t even flinch.
If Clint were the type, he might’ve swooned at that.
Series
- Part 18 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
- Part 4 of Bad Things Happen to Dick Grayson Bingo
- Part 5 of Clint Barton Bingo