the 'snips, snails, puppy-dog tails' verse
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Monsters and Machines and Monday Night Frights, Oh My! by Star_less
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
25 Apr 2019
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Peter has a little trouble adjusting to his time in the Avengers Tower and - shock horror - on his first night an.... incident... occurs. Luckily, someone is right there to help him out. Someone... Steve Rogers shaped.
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An Apple A Day Keeps the Archer Away (it's okay, he's just using it as target practice) by Star_less
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
08 Jul 2019
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With Tony, Steve, Natasha and Bruce on mission duty, Clint is left with the toughest mission of all: babysitting Peter. Considering Peter's age, Clint quite thinks that Peter will keep out of his way.
(He doesn't, and in the meantime Peter attempts to be semi decent at archery and Clint learns a secret.)
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Super Scary Mega Monster Movie Night by Star_less
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
08 Apr 2019
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In an attempt to combat a rather ugly night-time problem that rears its head during one of Peter's first few nights at the Avengers tower, Peter stays awake all night long. This has disastrous consequences for him (and the rest of the team) the following morning. A further revelation leads Peter into having a spectacular strop; in a feeble attempt to comfort him (lest they get their asses kicked by Tony 'IronDad' Stark) Clint and Bruce decide to have a movie night. A nice, non-threatening, no-drama movie night.
Right?
...Right?
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A Spoonful of Sugar (helps the medicine go down) by Star_less
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
17 Mar 2019
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Peter whined, the kind of whine that only a child could perfect, the kind that pierced Tony's ears. "More?"
"Yes, more." Tony said wearily, looking at the nibbled chocolate bar Peter had left on the couch. "JARVIS, put in a same-day bulk order for Cadbury's Dairy Milk, please."
"Running a chocolate factory, Mr. Wonka, sir?" JARVIS inquired dryly. Tony didn't even justify the A.I. with a response, sighing.
No… he just had a feeling he was going to need a lot more chocolate.Peter is sick after returning from a mission and is rather whiny. Tony learns how to take care of him, with some encouragement from the rest of the team.
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He Who Wields Mjolnir by Star_less
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
20 Feb 2019
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Hmm. Perhaps that was the last time he set up a bet with the God of Mischief’s brother.
Lord knows what he’d taught him.
Tony makes a bet with Thor. It results in nearly disastrous (cross-legged) consequences for one little Spiderling.
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a desperate little spider by Star_less
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
28 Apr 2019
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...he had asked the kid what he wanted to do - expecting Disneyland, IHOP - hell, Chuck E Cheese's at a push. But no, the only thing Peter had asked was that he got to spend some time with Tony and they could share some lunch together afterward.
Peter is enjoying his time with Tony so much that he neglects to take care of his own body. With JARVIS on shutdown the situation quickly becomes a disaster for the young boy, especially when his quick bathroom trip is cut off by an elevator malfunction... an elevator malfunction in which his only companion is mother spider herself, Natasha Romanov.
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You'll Feel Right At Home by Star_less
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
12 Jul 2019
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With an increasingly antsy Peter wishing he had a mission or something to do, Tony decides to take him on a bit of a shopping spree. One slushie later it begins going wrong; one unfortunate meeting later it slides into 'even worse'. Can Tony, ever the superhero dad, save the day...?
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A Dinosaur On Wheels by Star_less
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
12 Jul 2019
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“Dragons breathe fire anyway. That’s not very impressive. Besides, I’ve never seen a dinosaur on wheels before.”
Armed with his new toys, Peter cajoles Tony into playing with the Lego before dinner on a boring, mission less, day. It gets competitive. Steve bribes Peter, for other reasons.
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