Mr. Bear or How to Ignore Your Problems and Give Into the Beast You Always Feared You Were
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Mr. Bear or How to Ignore Your Problems and Give Into the Beast You Always Feared You Were by UnapologeticallyMeatwad
Fandoms: Original Work
17 Mar 2019
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“Are you Mr. Bear?” Mr. Stag bleated.
“Ah yes, the trouble with that question is that I have known myself my whole life as a bear. Upon entering the human world, it became appropriate to choose a name. But I knew no name beyond Bear of course for what was I but a carnivorous Ursus arctos,” Mr. Bear explained, frowning from the heaviness of the history that weighed down on him.
“I think—” the Stag began but Mr. Bear cut him off.
“You need to understand, Stag,” Mr. Bear pleaded. “You may look at me now and think that I am a civilized bear and you would be right, but a year ago I was just like the rest. I was a killer, y’see and I gave nary a thought to my existence beyond Bear.”
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Mr. Murdaher or How To Not Hold a Sandwich by UnapologeticallyMeatwad
Fandoms: Original Work
17 Mar 2019
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But Mr. Bear and Mr. Rhino were well acquainted with each other and knew that while they adored each other — they could never make love.
Not out of any sort of homophobia — but they both shared the same argyle sweater from Macy’s that most men paraded around, and given that the sweater had been so involved in their individual coming-of-age journeys, they felt inclined to fuck their sweaters often.
The bedroom eyes of Mr. Rhino remained still and focused as his lips spoke the horrible truth to Mr. Bear.
“You’re a murdaher, Mr. Bear. Not only of one Stag, but likely many moah. If I was you, I’d skip town.”
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- Part 2 of Mr. Bear or How to Ignore Your Problems and Give Into the Beast You Always Feared You Were
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