🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
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- Creator:
- FountainPenguin
- Series Begun:
- 2016-07-17
- Series Updated:
- 2024-11-01
- Description:
All 130 Prompts in the order they were posted (As of June 20th, 2024 - Previously, they were ordered chronologically).
- Notes:
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- Each piece has been updated so they have Previous/Next links for both recommended order and chronological order. The link above will show you everything (as opposed to clicking through each story).
- Rainbow Train - FOP works outside the 130 Prompts series
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- Words:
- 584,846
- Works:
- 130
- Complete:
- No
- Bookmarks:
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"So… H.P. still wants us to do this?"
Longwood tipped down his shades. "Are you having second thoughts, Sanderson?"
"Of course not. I know my duties. I was simply checking to ensure that you were keeping up with the boss as is your job and that we hadn't missed a sudden change in plans."
Mr. Sanderson and several of his fellow pixies bring young Gary and Betty to a dangerous amusement park to teach them about the importance of safety, and install the happy peppy children with the fears they have today.
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- Part 2 of 💜 Purple Train [Gary Snaps Arc]
- Part 1 of 🤍 Gray Train [Pixies]
- Part 1 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,565
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
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- 261
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"Cut to the chase, lollipop. What do you want?"
"I want to play on the teeter-totter," Poof said, forcing himself to suppress the growl in his voice, "and you're on it. You were here first and fair is fair, so if you care to join me then you're welcome to."
A month after "School of Crock", Poof and Foop have a discussion about life on the teeter-totter. It would seem the expectations of society are already seeping into their young minds.
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- Part 6 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 2 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
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Anti-Wanda took hold of the bars that sealed her in her cell. "Iss't true, Anti-Cossie? Is yer flagoozit gland goin' good? …Um. How's them mousies taste?"
"I wouldn't know. Rrright now, I'm a streetlamp from the 1800s."
"You should try turnin' back to regular or somethin'. Lamps don't eat mice."
Takes place during the episode "The Gland Plan." Anti-Cosmo is having problems with his fagiggly gland, and Anti-Wanda attempts to comfort him from the neighboring cell.
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- Part 3 of 💙 Blue Train [Anti-Fairies]
- Part 1 of ❤️ Red Train [Shippy Stuff]
- Part 3 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
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"Let me rephrase my question. Aside from the obvious, are you feeling well?"
"H-Pop, I never, never, neverland feel well. Eight times out a' thirteen, I wake up in the middle of the night to puke myself silly, and then I go looking for more junk food t' fill the void. Why?"
"Answer first and then I'll explain."
Early character study I did for Anti-Sanderson… Sanderson called in sick for work. Not entirely believing him, H.P. calls up Anti-Sanderson for confirmation, and learns more about the fate of his own counterpart than he wanted to.
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- Part 2 of 🤍 Gray Train [Pixies]
- Part 4 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,405
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 11
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- 217
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"Why didn't you poof up to Fairy World and ask somebody there?"
"Unlike you, I have only one fairy godparent, Turner, and he is currently out of commission."
Through a yawn, "Why didn't you take the long way?"
"How? Are you perhaps talking about the Rainbow Bridge? That stupid trail is three miles' walk uphill."
"Yeah, but you get to be on a rainbow."
Early character study I did for Remy… Juandissimo contracts the fairy flu. Not knowing who else to turn to, Remy swallows his pride and seeks help from Timmy Turner.
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- Part 2 of 💛 Yellow Train [Remy Arc]
- Part 5 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Part 2 of 💗 Pink Train [FOP Main Cast]
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"Ya betcha silly square wings we won!" Anti-Wanda said, suddenly brightening. "Anti-Cossie, were ya watchin' when Ah went and took first place back there?"
He ignored her. Flustered pixies were a rare catch, and H.P. was clearly pretending that if he couldn't see them, then no one else could either. Anti-Cosmo wasn't about to let the opportunity slip through his fingers.
Anti-Wanda is ecstatic to have won a gold medal at the Fairy Games and craves her husband's approval. Anti-Cosmo, however, isn't one to rest on laurels.
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- Part 6 of 💙 Blue Train [Anti-Fairies]
- Part 15 of 🤍 Gray Train [Pixies]
- Part 2 of ❤️ Red Train [Shippy Stuff]
- Part 6 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
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"Mr. Sanderson?" The words, pinched and high, tumbled out like sheets of paper from one of those printers that refused to stop after 'Cancel'. Worse, the ones swollen with wasteful full-color pictures. "I'd like to register a complaint. It's madness down here, sir- Complete and utter madness!"
"… Gary?"
Early character study I did for Happy Peppy Gary… Takes place during the song "Reprise Remix" in the episode "School's Out! The Musical." An interpretation of what Gary's desperate phone call to Sanderson might have been if the Musical weren't, well… a musical.
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- Part 5 of 💜 Purple Train [Gary Snaps Arc]
- Part 10 of 🤍 Gray Train [Pixies]
- Part 7 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
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"Be certain we don't kill it by doing this," Anti-Cosmo insisted, pushing open the wooden door at the end of the next hallway. "Anti-Wanda and I have long awaited a child of our own, and it wouldn't really do if this one went dusty on us now. I don't expect we'll get another chance anytime soon."
"Sure."
Early worldbuilding and anatomy study… H.P. and Anti-Cosmo begin to panic when they realize that the newborn baby they've kidnapped is having some breathing problems related to magic deprivation.
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- Part 5 of 💙 Blue Train [Anti-Fairies]
- Part 1 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 13 of 🤍 Gray Train [Pixies]
- Part 7 of 🧡 Orange Train [High Fantasy]
- Part 8 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
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"Call off your dog, Foop. We're all miserable in this heat as it is, so instead of pouring salt in the wound and then sending bad luck after it, let's all sit down, shut up, and work hard so we can all get out of here before dinner. Why do they even hand wands out to Anti-Fairies?"
The claw at the tip of Foop's wing gave a slight twitch. "Oh, grow up, Mr. Popular."
Early character study for the celebrity kids… Poof and Goldie, young adolescents, bump into Foop and Anti-Marigold when filling out the paperwork to receive their new wands.
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- Part 17 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 23 of 🤍 Gray Train [Pixies]
- Part 9 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
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"You shouldn't be loitering about the manor reading these daft books all night and day. You'll ruin your pretty eyes. Go on, get out."
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"You shouldn't be this far from the house without telling Mama. Dear, why would you want to set foot out there in the cruel world? Come on, step inside."Cosmo and Anti-Cosmo have very different yet similar home lives.
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- Part 1 of 💙 Blue Train [Anti-Fairies]
- Part 3 of 💗 Pink Train [FOP Main Cast]
- Part 10 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
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"If you Fairies would all just calm down and think basic things through instead of zipping off after whichever of the two opportunities laid in front of you looks most appealing at that moment in time, we wouldn't be having this problem, hm? To be frank, the entire civilization on your side of Cherish Jungle needs to chill."
You'd think someone as rich as you lot could afford to stay out of other people's business, she replied, but only in her head.
After a time-travel escapade to dinosaur times, Wanda and Cosmo are scolded by the Pixies and then thoroughly washed down to prevent an outbreak of ancient bacteria.
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- Part 4 of 💗 Pink Train [FOP Main Cast]
- Part 3 of 🤍 Gray Train [Pixies]
- Part 8 of 🧡 Orange Train [High Fantasy]
- Part 11 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
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Gary kept his smile pasted over his cheeks, even as his right eye twitched at one corner.
"Well, isn't that wonderful? I'm so glad you remembered how much I love… travelling… inside the bottomless case when Flappy goes around doing his presentations. If you'll excuse me, I've got to get to the break room and take my claustrophobia pills."
Early character study for Happy Peppy duo. Takes place the morning of the episode "School's Out! The Musical." The pixies are checking out the Learn-a-Torium before they begin the final phase of their 37-year plan, and Gary offers Betty comfort when he finds her stressing out.
Series
- Part 4 of 💜 Purple Train [Gary Snaps Arc]
- Part 9 of 🤍 Gray Train [Pixies]
- Part 12 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,238
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
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- 97
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Plucking up a round red pillow with her clawed foot, she scratched her head. "Ah thought I heard Foop cryin' 'round here someplace."
"Crrrying? How simply absurd! We ought to take you in to have your poor unpointed ears checked again. Foop does not cry, dearest."
Early character study for the Anti-Cosma family; takes place during the episode "The Terrible Twosome." Foop, afflicted on and off by the Terrific Twos, comes home to make cookies and lemonade with his parents' help.
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- Part 9 of 💙 Blue Train [Anti-Fairies]
- Part 5 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 13 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
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"I just really don't want to accept that he's gone…"
That was his Vicky's voice. Mark shifted his attention back to her. He had never, ever seen Vicky cry before, and even now she was doing a good job of pretending she was not engaged in such a curious human expression of emotion. No flushed face, no squeaking her words, and no sobbing. Just an exhausted sort of quiet. She pinched the bridge of her nose and began to massage her eyebrows.
"Stupid… twerp of a pooch. I'm really going to miss him. I know it's ridiculous, but I… I really feel like I had him for fifty years or something."
Vicky and Mark have very different opinions on what to do with a dead dog.
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- Part 1 of 💚 Green Train [Mark/Vicky]
- Part 7 of 💗 Pink Train [FOP Main Cast]
- Part 14 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Part 4 of 🍒 Cherry Lane Arc
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Poof narrowed his eyes. "You don't even know how to play."
"Oh, if that's what you think, then mentally prepare yourself to see what Uncle Cosmo got me when I paid a visit to him on his last birthday. Which you never bothered to show up for, I might add. Wallah! Feast your eyes upon this nasty crumpet!"
"'How to Play Saucerbee Like Henry Huddlewand: An Instant Classic.'"
Poof tries out for the Carl Poofypants High School saucerbee team. Foop wants to join in, but Coach is reluctant to let an Anti-Fairy play.
Series
- Part 18 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 15 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
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H.P. tapped his shoulder. "How do you forget Sanderson? No one forgets Sanderson."
"He is the only one in his entire department, sir, so he had neither anyone to report nor anyone to report to him. In addition to that, he contributes so little to the company and is gone so often, I simply tend to forget he's meant to be here at all."
"I don't pay you for your sass, Longwood."
"It's free of charge, sir."
Takes place during the episode "Crocker Shocker". With all the magic drained from Pixie World, Vice President Longwood reluctantly returns inside dark and spooky Pixies Inc. to track down the lost Sanderson, who didn't follow evacuation procedures with the rest of the Pixies.
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- Part 19 of 🤍 Gray Train [Pixies]
- Part 16 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
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A spurt of water soaked the back of his neck. Officer Snaps and the woman lifted their heads and frowned at the empty space about a foot too far to Robert's left (as people often tended to). The bottle sprayed Robert again as he peeled the wrapper off his cupcake.
"Screw off," he muttered through a mouthful of soft pastry. "I'm not in the mood today."
Young Flappy Bob is in the police station. Again. Maybe it's time he stopped rebelling against the spray bottles and accepted them instead.
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- Part 3 of 🤎 Tan Train [Misc. FOP]
- Part 17 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
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"So, alligators live in mostly Florida. Are you in Florida?"
"Are we in Florida, Gare-Bear?"
"Do you want me to ask the thirteen gators trying to snap off my knees for directions?"
Takes place during the episode "Baby Face." H.P., Sanderson, and several other pixies are proctoring a phone-answering exam for young Mr. Rosencrantz when Gary and Betty cry for help. From… Florida?
Series
- Part 3 of 💜 Purple Train [Gary Snaps Arc]
- Part 8 of 🤍 Gray Train [Pixies]
- Part 18 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Part 2 of ⭐ Personal Faves
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,006
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 8
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- 152
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Poof clenched his fists and struggled to shake his way from his mother's straight-jacket grip. "You guys always have to be so stubborn. It was a whole nother new millennium last week! Times have changed from when you were growing up and went to school."
"Change is for humans, sport."
Wanda and Cosmo, love their son they may, just aren't as thrilled as they could be to learn that Poof is dating a will o' the wisp. They just don't understand him! Surely Foop will back him up?
Series
- Part 16 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 19 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
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He leaned across the counter with his arms folded. "You're a long way from Hy-Brasil at your age, friend. Welcome to Burger World. What can I get for you?"
Hesitantly, the anti-fairy set his bottle down (though he didn't release it) and braced his palm against the counter. "I need directions down to Earth. And can I get a Number 5 Peppy Meal and a soda?"
Takes place during the episode "Anti-Poof." The Burger World employee doesn't know what to think when Foop, three hours old, wanders in and demands solid food.
Series
- Part 10 of 💜 Purple Train [Gary Snaps Arc]
- Part 3 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 17 of 🤍 Gray Train [Pixies]
- Part 20 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash