Short-ass Depressing-ass Shit

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• This One by FunkyWashingMachine

  Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender  

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  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  06 Feb 2018

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  • Black Lion & Blue Lion & Green Lion & Red Lion & Yellow Lion (Voltron)
  • Sincline & Voltron
  • Voltron Paladins & Voltron Lions
  • Voltron Lions
  • Sincline Ships
  • Trans-Reality Comets
  • Inanimate Objects
  • Personification
  • Experimental Style
  • Philosophy
  • Eldritch
  • Outer Space
  • Mindfuck
  • yeah this is weird and doesn't really even have characters proper
  • metaphysical
  • seriously though where did the comet come from?
  • Loneliness
  • Existentialism

  Summary

  Just a weird piece about a sentient comet that explodes through multiple realities

  Series

  • Part 1 of Short-ass Depressing-ass Shit

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  215

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  13

  Hits:

  211

• A Pink Flower by FunkyWashingMachine

  Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender  

  • General Audiences
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  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  18 Jun 2018

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  • Bandor/Lotor
  • Bandor & Lotor
  • Bandor (Voltron)
  • Lotor (Voltron)
  • Crushes
  • Secret Crush
  • Unrequited Love
  • Love
  • Sad
  • Depressing
  • Ouch
  • Betrayal
  • Almost Kiss
  • Hero Worship
  • Rare Pairings
  • Spoilers
  • Unfortunate Implications

  Summary

  A fic in honor of Bandor"s crush on Lotor

  Series

  • Part 2 of Short-ass Depressing-ass Shit

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  530

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  10

  Hits:

  150

• Won"t You Be My Neighbor? by FunkyWashingMachine

  Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender  

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  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  09 Jan 2018

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  • Keith (Voltron)
  • Keith's Father (Voltron)
  • Anger
  • Trauma
  • Foster Care
  • Coping
  • Childhood
  • Flashbacks
  • Character Study
  • Family
  • Loss
  • Routine
  • Television
  • Angst
  • Mental Health Issues
  • Drabble
  • Short
  • Broken Families
  • Comfort
  • Hurt
  • Emotions
  • Wordcount: 100-500

  Summary

  The only constant in Keith"s childhood was Mister Rogers

  Series

  • Part 3 of Short-ass Depressing-ass Shit

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  183

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  41

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  324

• The Picture by FunkyWashingMachine

  Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
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  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  02 Jul 2018

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  • Acxa & Krolia (Voltron)
  • Acxa & Keith (Voltron)
  • Acxa & Lotor (Voltron)
  • Acxa (Voltron)
  • Krolia (Voltron)
  • Keith (Voltron)
  • Lotor (Voltron)
  • Character Study
  • Parent-Child Relationship
  • Mother-Daughter Relationship
  • Family
  • Jealousy
  • Emotional Baggage
  • Neglect
  • Grief/Mourning
  • Addiction
  • Codependency
  • Neediness
  • Loyalty
  • Autism
  • Autistic Acxa
  • Love
  • Krolia's grief makes her a distant parent
  • possibly this involves a crush but not necessarily
  • Senpai Notice Me

  Summary

  Acxa"s fraught relationship with her emotionally-unavailable mother basically fucked her up for life

  Series

  • Part 4 of Short-ass Depressing-ass Shit

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  438

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  26

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  360

• The Room Where it Happened by FunkyWashingMachine

  Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender  

  • Mature
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  30 Apr 2018

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Ezor & Narti
  • Narti (Voltron)
  • Ezor (Voltron)
  • Friendship
  • Love
  • Killing
  • Violence
  • Dubious Morality
  • Psychic Abilities
  • Psychic Bond
  • Rape/Non-con Elements
  • Rape
  • Past Rape/Non-con
  • Mind Control
  • Whump
  • Dark
  • Depressing
  • Angst
  • Memory Alteration
  • Secrets
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Fucked Up
  • Trauma
  • Revenge
  • Anger

  Summary

  Narti shanks a rapist. Content warning for rape and shanking.

  Series

  • Part 5 of Short-ass Depressing-ass Shit

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  469

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  15

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  192

• Mints by FunkyWashingMachine

  Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
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  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  17 Sep 2018

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  • Leifsdottir & Pidge
  • Pidge | Katie Holt
  • Leifsdottir (Voltron)
  • Autism
  • Bonding
  • Strangers
  • Friendship
  • Kindness
  • Stress Relief
  • School
  • Coping
  • Autistic Pidge | Katie Holt
  • autistic leifsdottir
  • Canon Autistic Character
  • Autism Spectrum
  • Drabble
  • Short
  • Short & Sweet
  • Cute

  Summary

  Leifsdottir and Pidge being autistic Garrison buddies

  Series

  • Part 6 of Short-ass Depressing-ass Shit

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  122

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  47

  Hits:

  392

• The Family Dog by FunkyWashingMachine

  Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
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  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  14 Sep 2018

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Bae Bae & Colleen
  • Colleen & Gunther
  • Colleen Holt
  • Iverson (Voltron)
  • Bae Bae (Voltron)
  • Gunther
  • Depression
  • Grief/Mourning
  • Angst
  • Self-Denial
  • Sad
  • Loss
  • Family
  • Pets
  • Dogs
  • Trauma
  • Mental Health Issues
  • Ouch
  • Depressing

  Summary

  That time when Gunther was Colleen"s only reason to be alive

  Series

  • Part 7 of Short-ass Depressing-ass Shit

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  153

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  10

  Hits:

  102

• Things that Didn"t Matter by FunkyWashingMachine

  Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
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  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  25 Sep 2018

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  • Matt Holt & Pidge | Katie Holt
  • Matt Holt
  • Pidge | Katie Holt
  • Siblings
  • Sibling Love
  • Family
  • Bittersweet
  • Love
  • War
  • Crying
  • Hugs
  • Trauma
  • Grief/Mourning
  • Healing

  Summary

  Pidge has a minor confession for Matt after she finds him

  Series

  • Part 8 of Short-ass Depressing-ass Shit

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  291

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  38

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  370

• Night on the Star Whale by FunkyWashingMachine

  Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender  

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  08 Jul 2018

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  • Keith & Krolia (Voltron)
  • Keith (Voltron)
  • Keith's Father (Voltron)
  • Krolia (Voltron)
  • Family
  • Death
  • Canonical Character Death
  • Love
  • Grief/Mourning
  • Dreams
  • Memories
  • Loss
  • Sad
  • Angst
  • Parent-Child Relationship

  Summary

  Keith dreams of his father’s death the night Krolia learns about it

  Series

  • Part 9 of Short-ass Depressing-ass Shit

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  229

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  10

  Kudos:

  26

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  424

• Butterflies by FunkyWashingMachine

  Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender  

  • General Audiences
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  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  05 Nov 2018

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  • Coran & Romelle
  • Romelle (Voltron)
  • Coran (Voltron)
  • Rebirth
  • Philosophy
  • Bittersweet
  • Cute
  • Sad
  • Grief/Mourning
  • Metaphors
  • Healing
  • Subtext
  • Death
  • Life - Freeform
  • Bonding
  • Aliens
  • Alien Planet

  Summary

  Romelle and Coran find a caterpillar

  Series

  • Part 10 of Short-ass Depressing-ass Shit

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  441

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  11

  Hits:

  85