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‘Your boy’s pretty,’ Eddie agrees casually. ‘But I look at a lot of people.’
Billy's eyes narrow. ‘Funny, ’cause I only ever see you looking at him.’
‘This shit’s top shelf. What, you're gonna let me wine and dine him for an eighth? Don’t fuck around, Hargrove. If you can’t pay, just say that.’
Go for the pride, just a little nick.
‘You can fuck him,’ Billy says bluntly. ‘You can fuck him and I get to watch.’
~NOTE: CH1-16 are co-written by Oonionchiver and honeyvenom. CH17 onwards written by Oonionchiver only~
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“Flattering your bartender is almost cliche, sweetheart. Especially when it’s a pot-calling-the-kettle-black situation like what we’ve got going here,” he says as he motions between them with his index finger. “But I’m not immune, especially when it's a sweet thing as pretty as you doing the flattering,” Steve says with a smirk. “So, what’ll it be?”
“Oh! Uh … whiskey please,” the young man says with false bravado. It makes Steve smile. He’s fucking adorable, this one. Steve is willing to bet that whiskey has never crossed this kid’s lips.
“Whiskey, huh? That’s not terribly specific. What kind of whiskey? And how do you want it?”
“How do I … want it?”
“Sure. Like … rocks? Neat? You want a shot?”
“Oh! Sorry again. Neat, please. On the rocks.”
’Fucking delightful,’ Steve thinks as he uses every ounce of self control to keep from laughing right in this poor misguided kid’s face.
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UPS guy is pretty, for sure, those lips, that square jaw? Eddie dreams about sitting on his face, honestly. But it’s not like the cardboard-brown uniform is giving away any secrets beyond well toned arms and thick thighs. Oh, man, his thighs? Fuck, Eddie has to force himself not to stare when those little brown shorts ride up on hairy thighs whenever the guy squats to pick up a box.
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It's been years since Steve has heard from Eddie, years since anyone has even spoken about him. He's become a taboo amongst the Jedi -- the Padawan who escaped into the night, never to be seen again. He's chasing a ghost.
Newly Knighted, Steve sets down on a mid-rim planet with only his droid and an errant hope.
That's the thing about ghosts -- they always come back to haunt.
aka a Star Wars au
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Steve slumps behind his computer monitor at his desk, trying to make himself as small as possible. It's days like today that he really wishes their office had private cubicles instead of an open floor plan, because that'd actually give him somewhere to hide. As it is, with all of them out in the open, it means he's a sitting duck. No flimsy temporary wall to crouch down behind, no nothing at all between him and the horror that is lurking on the other side of the room.
And right now, he really wants somewhere to hide. But unless he wants to crawl under his desk, the room really doesn't offer much protection.
Or: Steve gets stuck on the office party planning committee. Again.
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In A Mirrored Room, Talking To Myself by entanglednow
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
01 Oct 2024
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The Corroded Coffin members made a name for themselves investigating the paranormal, they have a fairly successful show that brings in some extra cash. Eddie's not sure if he really believes any of it, it's been eight years and he's only managed to record a few pieces of evidence he can't explain.
He's not expecting much from the investigation of the Harrington house, even laughing at how serious the man sounds about their safety. Steve Harrington himself and his stupid beautiful face is a big draw, he's not going to lie, but the stories he's telling about the haunting he's experiencing sound far-fetched even for them; particles of darkness, doors that lead nowhere, voices from rooms that are empty and visions of other places filled with black vines.
He'd assume the whole thing to be a hoax, if Harrington wasn't offering them a sizable amount of money to spend the night, and there's more on the table if they can rid him of his haunting for good.
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Don't read at night!!!
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Hawkins is a village in the woods. Everyone knows to be careful of wolves. To steer clear of fairy rings and elves’ trees, to carry cold iron or an offering of bread on forest paths.
But in Hawkins there are tales of darker creatures. The devil is in their woods. He controls great faceless demons, eight feet tall, and hungry for blood. Grasping beasts with horrifying maws that hunt in packs and steal livestock. Monsters to frighten children and explain the rituals that drive community life.
Every year, a sacrifice is made to the old gods. A sacrifice for prosperity, but also protection.
No one is to leave the village after sundown.
Always wear a protective amulet when in the forest.
All is well in Hawkins. The rituals keep them safe. Until young Will Byers goes missing. Barbara Holland, next. Kindly tinker Bob Newby is found dead, chest ripped open on the forest edge.
Fear grips Hawkins, but perhaps a new sacrifice, one closer to the old ways will appease the devil.
A Tam Lin-inspired Dark Fairytale Omegaverse AU
Work #089 in the Steddie Big Bang
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Ay, qué cute! I love this little fic. 😍
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Eddie Munson's missed too many classes to pass gym. The only option he's given to make it up and salvage the year is participation on a varsity sports team. In desperation, he tries out for baseball.
Everyone tells Steve Harrington that his fastball will take him places. Of course, the closer he gets to escaping Hawkins, the more the Upside Down seems intent on tying him down.
[The baseball AU where Eddie and Steve miss each other in high school but land on the same single A team.]
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“Oh, fuck,” Eddie gasps. He looks around at his friends in horror as he puts two and two together, hoping that he’s added up wrong. “Please tell me you didn’t!”
He receives confirmation in the form of an overdriven guitar riff, and Argyle ushering a man into the apartment. A very pretty man. A very pretty man in a sailor suit. Hat included.
His ‘friends’ hired a stripper for his birthday. He’s going to kill them.
(Eddie's friends hire a stripper for his Halloween Birthday Bash. Steve shows up.)
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07 Nov 2024
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I have zero clue how I haven't bookmarked this yet, having read it multiple times already.
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an elitist's guide to superior music by callunavulgari
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
30 Oct 2024
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Eddie has always dreamed of getting his own place. Parties every night, wailing guitars, maybe a babe or two. More importantly, he's dreamed of a place for his boys to crash after a late night gig or a rowdy night of D&D. But when he gets his own apartment at long last, he finds reality to be a far lonelier experience than what he'd expected. Enter Steve, the neighbor in 6B who Eddie shares a very thin wall with. His neighbor who, for better or for worse, sings at the top of his lungs whenever he’s in a good mood and dances around his kitchen every morning before 6am.
At first, the endless parade of pop hits annoy him, but after a time, it begins to chase away some of that loneliness. The fact that it devolves into a petty back and forth war on who has a better taste in music is neither here nor there. Now, if only Eddie could manage to actually meet the guy...
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A modern day meet-cute featuring two shitty apartments, one hideous cat, misunderstandings, mutual pining, some truly inaccurate hopes and dreams about first time apartment living, at least some accidental voyeurism, and a whole lot of ABBA.
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idiot4idiot cuteness