8 Works in FUCK YA HERMITCRAFT

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    American snowboarder Booker "Bdubs" Woods has finally made it to the Olympics. The only problem? So did his celebrity crush: Canada's figure skating king, Ethan "Etho" Stone.

    aka: Ethubs Winter Olympics AU!!

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    Grian is non-human.

    It’s not the most obvious thing in the world – he hides it well – but if you know what to look for, the signs are littered all over the place. It’s in how he holds himself, in how he walks and flies. It’s in how he smiles the first time Xisuma meets him, the first time they shake hands.

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    Or: TFW a runaway Watcher joins your server and you don't really know what to do about it, nor can you really tell he's a Watcher, but also he's kind of cute? Help.

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    {You are a God. Centuries ago, people used to worship you. They prayed and celebrated in your name. But you were forgotten, and fell into deep sleep. one day, a little girl left a piece of candy on the ruins of your altar. You have woken up, and now, you have to protect her and her kindergarten.}

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    Part of my prompt series and will likely not be expanded apron once complete

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    His fingers fumble a moment before he manages to shove the coat right into the man’s arms. “This is yours – this – this is yours. Take it.”

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    Or: Scar has a selkie coat sitting in a magical safe behind the counter of his shop. Its owner finally shows up to retrieve it.

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    Techno: Nah, I'm just messing around, Hanna can't actually do that-- fire Hanna? Chat, I can't fire Hanna, if I fire Hanna who am I gonna carry in Bedwars?

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    Techno: You count your donations?

    Joe: [audible mouse wheel scrolling as the camera slowly rotates] Well, this agency called the IRS likes to know the exact amount I make each year, so.

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    A fictional VOD transcript for a stream that never happened, ft. Technoblade doing arts and crafts and Joe Hills being Joe Hills

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    “Grian, when people say ‘keep your friends close and your enemies closer,’ that isn’t an invitation to move in with the hero trying to arrest you,” Mumbo sighed.

    “Technically, he moved in with me,” he quipped, trying not to think about the dozens of ways his situation could go south.

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    In which Grian and Scar are roommates secretly playing both sides of the law while unknowingly trying to catch each other, and Mumbo is on the verge of heart failure every time Grian opens his mouth.

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    It’s just past seven in the morning when Grian opens his built-in wardrobe door to find a man dressed in something close to a green and gold matador outfit standing inside.

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    Or: Grian is not giving up this dirt-cheap rent flat for anything, not even the strange (if fun) goings on around the place and the elven king coming in through his closet.

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    Mumbo drops his hands from the ceiling to cross his arms petulantly. “In fact, why isn’t Scar taking up this job?”

    Scar is, indeed, sitting very daintily on a plush chair that Grian hadn’t seen him drag in. “Don’t let me bother you!” he says, giving them a wide wave. “Wouldn’t want to interrupt your learning!”

    “I didn’t even want to be here,” Mumbo bemoans. “I’m not good at gardening, Grian, we both know it! I could be- I could be building a flying machine right now.”

    He says that wistfully, and Grian takes one hand off of the dirt he’s pressing against the ground - ceiling - whatever, and sets it on Mumbo’s very white shirt. “Mumbo,” he says, with a gentle and caring tone. His friend looks up at him.

    Mumbo’s dark eyes are practically voids in the dank man-made cavern, and dirt flecks have rubbed their ways onto his face like a smattering of stars.

    “I’m only going to say this once,” Grian continues, and the shoulder underneath his hand relaxes. “Get good.”

    Or: Grian has some grass issues. Mumbo and Scar try to help.

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