non-denominational summer celebrational fandom gift exchangional extravaganza 2023
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Be Sure to Wear Some Flowers in Your Hair by sistermichael for returnofthelu
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
19 Oct 2024
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San Francisco, 1967. It’s the Summer of Love and between the hippies, the Vietnam draft, and whatever the hell is going wrong with the sourdough, Guillermo de la Cruz is burning through a LOT of saint candles. The last thing he needs is a tall, handsome, and very weird hippie showing up to place a certain cake order...
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Written for the non-denominational summer celebrational fandom gift exchangional extravaganza 2023 (and finally updating again in late 2024, oops) -
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"Ah, perhaps my Master believes that his slayer friends would not want to witness him bugger his pet abomination within an inch of it's afterlife?" Nandor asked, pouting and rolling his ass back against Guillermo's hips. There was an immediate outburst of assertions from their audience testifying that they would actually be very much in favor of watching such a display. Nandor grinned triumphantly, his eyes half-lidded in lazy satisfaction. Fucking brat.
"You're getting off on this," Guillermo grumbled.
"Can you blame me?” Nandor purred, now openly grinding against the slayer's lap. "You know how we vampires are-- all a bunch of sluts."
Once is a mistake. Twice is... a little bit more than that.
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- Part 2 of Slayers Made Them Do It
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"Guillermo clenched his hand and realized he was gripping another dagger. He wedged it between his thigh and the snake, cutting clean through it in one swift stroke. Guillermo pushed the lid open and crawled out of the sarcophagus. He stood in a stone tomb that he didn’t recognize. It was clearly very old, lit by an eerie pale glow, and the sarcophagus that he was entombed in was covered in ancient looking carvings of horses and soldiers in battle. The air was cold, dry, and stale. Dust clung to his socks. It was completely silent."
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"Nandor materialized from the shadows of the crypt wearing gold plate armor over chainmail. Guillermo was only wearing black boxer briefs and a clean white button down shirt with the sleeves rolled up past his elbows. Nandor caught his gaze, his expression completely humorless."
-excerpts from "The Chain" by uv_duv
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BIO001 Final Project Submission by returnofthelu for uv_duv
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
16 Jul 2023
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Laszlo, Nandor, and Colin go back to school. One unlucky student learns just how terrible group work can be.
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"More baffling than his look, or that he definitely did not ask to borrow Guillermo’s things, was that his long blonde hair had been braided into twin pigtails that laid flat on his yogurt-white chest. He said something to Guillermo that he couldn’t parse over the blaring music, which was probably just fine, before Colin Robinson grinned and waved goodbye, offering a full view of his shapeless asscheeks as he disappeared into the crowd."
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Finally, the Colin Robinson fanart that the masses have been begging for.