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Fine Line by GentleStorm
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics), the old guard media types
01 Apr 2022
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It’s not that Booker doesn’t understand. He does. He fucked up. He’ll take his penance on the rocks and not . . . he won’t complain in a hundred years when he goes back to that shore, to see if some of them are still alive.
Andy won’t be and that hurts, like a catch in his chest that won’t go away.
It'll be a hundred years before he sees his soulmates again (not that they know) and it'll be fine. Of course he didn't expect to be caught in a chemical expulsion or be tortured by Andy's ex.
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The first package reaches him two weeks into his exile. Two weeks is nothing. Two weeks is a blip on the radar of Booker’s existence. Two weeks is a long time to be drunk.
The address on the package is printed out – no marks to indicate the sender – and there’s no postage stamp, just a sticker with a bar code from the post office. It could be explosives, Booker’s experience warns him, but it’s not as if it really matters. He loosens the glue holding the package open and reaches inside.
It’s a fucking FC Internazionale Milano jersey.
OR: While Booker is trying to atone for what he did, Joe and Nicky are trying to atone for what they didn't do. It takes a while for them to sort out all their crossed signals.
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"Cannae do it myself. Humpin' the bed like a dog was the closest I got. If I could do it right I'd be off like a flashbang in minutes. Since yer here if ye could help me wrap my arm, I'm gonna take a cold shower."
"Thought you were gonna ask me to give ya a hand."
"Oh steamin' Jesus L.T. no, would never try to ask that from you."
"Would you take it if offered?"
"Depends on who's offering."
"I am."
"Yer aff yer heid, L.T."or
Soap gets injured and goes on medical leave on base. Ghost takes care of him in more ways than a superior should.
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An Idiot’s Guide to Not Redeveloping a Gambling Addiction by bisexual_werewolf
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
07 May 2023
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Horangi doesn’t gamble. Not anymore. Not after everything he’s been through. But the 141’s idea of a fun bonding activity is a “games night” that is 90% gambling, and it would be rude to just not join.
Thankfully, there’s a solution - if game nights are also date nights, then he simply doesn’t have to ever go. Now if only he had a boyfriend to have said date nights with…
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The Körangi fake dating AU that no one asked for, where these idiots fail to consider that just because you say you’re going on dates doesn’t mean you actually have to.
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"Becky wants me to tell you that she's read everything so far and that she...thinks the romance plot is very compelling."