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Half the Size and Twice the Fun by raven_of_hydecastle
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
16 Dec 2024
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Ra’s was a class A manipulator, but luckily Tim was suspicious of strange men in cosplay dictating his life’s purpose. He doubted anyone would make a clone out of their most “formidable opponent” for the sole purpose of being creepy. There had to be an ulterior motive… Although it was creepy. So creepy.
AKA Tim is a clone, Young Justice has a new BFF, and Batman's adoption tendency has been sledgehammered with Post-Ethiopia grief, which means the JLA is now in charge of a miniature Batman despite almost none of them being parents. This can't end badly, can it?
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- Part 2 of Clone Tim AU
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Denial (Armor) by Spite-wing (stereks_fifth_nipple)
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
04 Nov 2024
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“Or maybe, I am being completely genuine,” Jason deadpanned. “Seriously, who in their right mind do you think is going to want to be in a relationship with me?”
Dick, Stephanie, and Tim all looked quietly at Jason— and then Dick burst into laughter and everyone including Damian instead turned their gaze to him. He was laughing so hard he bent over, hands on knees to hold himself mostly upright.
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The one where Jason doesn’t realize he is the female gaze. Big brother to the rescue.
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- Part 2 of Dick & Jason
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don’t forget me by Spite-wing (stereks_fifth_nipple)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
18 Sep 2024
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When Jason pisses off a magic user a young Jason Todd appears.
A young Jason Todd who loves his big brother.
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- Part 1 of Dick & Jason
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"I'm Timothy Drake, I'm a dragon and I'm starting a hoard. I'm hoarding you." He said to Dick. His eyes went to Jason. "And you. Welcome to my hoard."
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A baby dragon decides to take initiative and adopt the Wayne's.
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- Part 4 of Batfamily Fluff
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After the flood, there are galas.
And Bruce befriends a two-year-old Tim Drake at one of them.
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coming to the wrong conclusions by impravidus
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon)
07 Apr 2024
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Nightwing has his hands outstretched, his palms opening and closing exaggeratedly.
Red Hood shakes his head. “I am not gonna—”
“Just one?” Nightwing interjects sweetly. “Please please please?”
“You are such an idiot—”
“Just ooone. C’mon, Hood. Don’t these arms look so warm and inviting?”
“Inviting for a stab, yeah.”
Artemis sees Nightwing being his affectionate (or as Red Hood would put it, extremely annoying) self and comes to the wrong conclusions.
(PART TWO: Wally, back from the Speed Force and in love with Dick, comes to the wrong conclusion too.)
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- Part 8 of impravidus's batman quick reads
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Holy Early Days, Batman! by Amateum
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
26 Feb 2024
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“Since Batman and the JL here are young enough not to have any of the protocols in place yet, there is a…backup.” For the first time N seemed unsure, chewing on his bottom lip.
“A backup?” urged Superman, when N didn’t continue.
“It’s a bit...uncouth,” he said, glancing over at Batman, who immediately looked suspicious, “but it gets the job done. At least to figure out whether it’s time or dimensional travel. The other two obviously don’t apply here.”
“What are we waiting for then?" said Hal. "Do it.”
N took one last glance around the table before his eyes landed on Green Arrow. “Oliver.”
Taken slightly aback at his real name, he replied, “Yes?”
N leaned forward a bit, hands threading together in front of him on the table, and with a completely serious expression asked, “did you have sex with Bruce Wayne?”
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Local Billionaire Drunkenly Showers Children with Tears and Affection by SolaceInSpace
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
01 Feb 2024
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Bruce was an emotional drunk with zero shame and the clingiest to put cling wrap to shame.
Bruce sobbed and flashed sad eyes at Alfred. “Alfie, my babies didn’t say they love me back. They don’t love me.”
Dick quickly ducked under Bruce’s arm and hugged him with all his might. “Aw, Bruce, I love you too. You should get drunk more often.”
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James is quite certain that the taxidermied house elf heads hanging menacingly from the wall are making faces at him.
He’s not putting that down to mere imagination. Not here. Not if he takes the patterned red hallway rug into the equation, as it’s just hissed at him that he ought to properly wipe his feet before entering a magical residence such as this one.After a successful proposal, James wishes to be ever-so romantic and ask Sirius’ parents for their blessing and Sirius’ hand. However, Sirius claims he doesn’t want to be sold like cattle by his traditional father—so James, a resourceful wizard when he wants to be, decides to ask Sirius’ mother instead.
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The Price of Blame by AlexaAffect
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), DC Extended Universe, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
20 Oct 2023
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“You’re kidding, right?” Tim asked, dismay in his tone as his eyes flew over the paper again, probably rereading already. Beside him Damian nodded.
“The fact that I agree with Drake is really saying something.”
Jason laughed, because yeah, this was even funnier than he’d imagined.
“$100?” Stephanie exclaimed, waving the flyer in the air. “Every time I break something? That’s so expensive!” She slammed it down on the table, leaning away with a huff and rolling her eyes.
“Just every time you blame me for breaking it,” Jason corrected, smiling sweetly at her. The smile only grew when she showed him the finger.
Or alternatively; Jason realizes his siblings have been blaming him to Bruce for all their mistakes and he decides to capitalize on it much to their dismay.
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Reader is a Chef in Gotham for just a year for a certification. She wants to make friends. She'll do it even if it means forcing the neighbour to do it.
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Tim wasn’t a cat person. He wasn’t a dog person either, for that matter. It wasn’t that he disliked them - animals were great in the way that they didn’t expect conversation - rather, it was that he was bad with them. He was bad at communication with humans, and they (mostly) used their words, so he had a hard time figuring out what an animal wanted from him. Unfortunately, this didn’t seem to matter when he opened his eyes and found himself staring at two paws instead of hands.
Tim finds himself in a spot of trouble, and, in an unrelated turn of events, Jason adopts a cat. These things are related in the way that the Batfamily needs to work on their detective skills.
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Batting in the Wings by Jedi_Olympian
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
07 Jun 2023
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Love is an amazing thing, so when the Justice League believes that their resident paranoid isolationist has found it, they’re happy for him, even if Wally was hardcore crushing on the lover boy.
Or another Justice League thinks Batman and Nightwing are dating.
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Tell Me Your Secrets (I Already Did) by Athi816
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
26 May 2023
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5 times Batman tried to reveal his identity to the Justice League
1 time everyone was on the same page.
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BatPhone by armed_teddy_bear
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics)
28 Apr 2023
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Batman hands Billy a free phone in order to keep an eye on him.
Billy is just glad to finally have a reliable adult he can contact easily.
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A Casual Chat with Nightwing and Red Hood by Amateum
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
16 Apr 2023
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“Hello, and welcome to Channel 69 News. We’re conducting a short survey with the local vigilantes. Sir, will you please state your hero name for everyone?” The teenager held up her fake microphone.
Nightwing played along, leaning over to talk into it. “Nightwing.”
“Thank you, Nightwing.” She fidgeted awkwardly for a second.
“Was that your question?” he raised an eyebrow playfully.
“No. I mean it was a question but not the question.” She giggled nervously.
His face softened a bit. “Go ahead and ask. I don’t bite.”
“Right. Um. So you know the Wayne family?” She put the fake microphone up to his face.
He looked over the patio wall to the very visible Wayne Tower in the background of the shot before returning eye contact. “I’ve heard the name once or twice.”
She giggled nervously again. “Right right, just had to check, just in case, you know, um...anyway! Do you think Bruce Wayne is handsome?”
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How to get your adopted grandchildren to leave you alone by committing murder: A guide by Ra’s al Ghul by mytimeconsumingsidehobby
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
28 Mar 2023
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Jason Todd is a menace and Ra's just wants him
off of his lawnto go away.Series
- Part 3 of Batfamily Week 2023
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I thought I hated you but actually you’re perfect so you’re mine now because that’s definitely how family works by mytimeconsumingsidehobby
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
27 Mar 2023
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One little event changes Red Hood's plans.
Tim would like the person stalking him to please not.
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- Part 2 of Batfamily Week 2023
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Damian wants to befriend Tim, but after their difficult start, Tim is more guarded than ever.
Then Dick says something that changes everything.
"Treat him like an abused cat."
And Damian does.
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- Part 11 of Batfamily Fluff