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TommyInnit's Infamous Taxi Service by Roohoo
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
14 Nov 2024
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AUTHOR NOTE: CURRENTLY WRITING WILBURS CHARACTER OUT OF THE FIC (Chapters 1-11 updated so far <3)
---------This wasn’t happening, was it?
Tommy stutters, his tongue suddenly turning to rubber and stares at the man, one of the world's top villains, in his passenger's seat. “I—”
“One moment.” The Angel holds up a finger, popping the door open and looking towards the back of Tommy’s car. He cups a hand to his face. “Boys, get in this fucking car or I’m leaving you behind!”
Tommy twists in his seat, head snapping back to look out his back window and watches as three more men (holy shit, is that the Blade?) come darting towards his car.
Oh god, no.
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A fic where Tommy, an ex hero and now broke teen, accidentally becomes a get away driver and healer for the worlds most wanted villains. Found family chaos ensues
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- Part 2 of Bumps in the road
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The Last Heist by crystalSkiez
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
08 Mar 2024
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In Manburg there's no mercy for criminals. Getting caught by the guards is an immediate death sentence.
Tommy has managed to avoid them for 9 years now--by day, as an arrogant pickpocket with a mouth almost as fast as his hands, and by night as the renowned Underground thief known only as Theseus.
Things are going well, all things considered.
And then he gets a message from the infamous Antarctic gang and everything goes to shit.
Now Tommy has to handle pulling off the heist of his life, all while hiding his true identity from both the tyrannical government and his new associates in the most feared gang in the city.
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I wanted a sci-fi found family AU with the SBI gang
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- Part 1 of The Last Days
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He closes his hand around it, and feels the fluttering grow quick. Well, now he’s definitely scared it. Is it a butterfly that had been hiding down here the whole time? Why would a hawk put that much effort into trying to catch a single butterfly?
Pulling his hand back out, Techno keeps his fingers curled closed around whatever he’s caught, reaching his other hand up to try and keep the thing from flying away.
He pauses with the sight of a- person. In his palm.
A tiny person.
With wings.
(Or, in which Technoblade lives out in the middle of nowhere in a cozy cottage, thinking that will mean he doesn't have to deal with neighbors. He was wrong. He's got some faerie neighbors.)
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It's on Fire (And it's Nothing) by finchtub
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
09 Jun 2023
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“What if he doesn’t want to be a hero?”
“What?” Wilbur asked, taking his eyes off the road momentarily to look at Tommy as if he had gone ‘round the bend several times over. “Why wouldn’t he want to be a hero, Tommy? It’s the same gig he has now only he’d be getting paid for it.”
or; Tommy works for the heroes despite being a vigilante and his bosses decide its a great time to try to go after him
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- Part 14 of finch's warm ups
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I was a kid in a village, doing alright, then I became a prince overnight by sircantus
Fandoms: Dream SMP
01 Apr 2023
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(Yes the title is from sofia the first, yes I'm laughing at it, I find it funny-)
In which Phil has created the Antarctic Empire from the ground up and takes in Techno and Wilbur along the way, and raises them while also ruling his kingdom. Tommy, sixteen, lives with Tubbo in an orphanage, the two of them running around in the cold streets of their town.
After a hectic day of getting separated from Tubbo, getting into a few fights, and ending up in an entirely new town, he comes across Phil, and saves him from an assassination attempt by smashing a plate over someone's head.
So then both Techno and Wilbur decide to see who this kid is, and Tommy sure is endearing, in the way that the first time they spy on him, he starts a fight in an alleyway over a bag of cookies.
(and then Tommy basically gets kidnapped into the royal family, but like, legally, y’know?)
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We Might Not Be Blood, But We Are Family by Dragonire for Puzu
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
08 Nov 2021
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Tommy steps through; a brighter, sharper light shining harshly on the unsettling sight of Owl, Blue and Boar, all on their knees.
Blue has a smear of blood on his face, kneeling on the cold hard ground with his hands in front of him. Owl is knelt to his left; physically restrained, as well as threatually: a gun held to the back of his head to keep him on his knees, and to keep from moving where he’s slightly more armed than Blue, what with his razor-sharp talons.
Boar is the most beat up and he looks downright livid; tusks levelled towards the one that stands before him. His head is being forcefully bowed by the twin guns pressed to his head; far more angry towards the fact that Owl and Blue are in danger than concerning himself with his own safety, because even from here Tommy can see the energy-rifle is charged with red LEDs that signify the safety is off and the guns are charged to full lethality.
Tommy doesn’t know how many volts Boar could withstand, but with five armed against him, he’s not confident he’ll win this fight.Or: Tommy was saved by the aliens. Now it’s his turn to save them.
Part 2Series
- Part 2 of Starchild
- Part 12 of All My MCYT/RPF Works
- Part 5 of For Friends
- Part 2 of Starchild (Alternative)
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Accidental Alien Father Acquisition by NickieDarling
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, SBI || Sleepy Boys Inc.
19 Nov 2022
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Tommy never dreamed of reaching for the stars, but the aliens who kidnapped him certainly didn't care about that. They also didn't care when they separated Tommy from his brother and put Tommy in the equivalent of an alien pet store. At least the person who bought him was nice, if a little... clingy.
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AKA mostly fluffy alien shenanigans for almost 7k words. Some angst but like pretty fluffy, so eat your fill because what I'll be posting in December will decidedly not be >:)
Series
- Part 4 of My Darling One-Shots
- Part 10 of Literally Writing About Block Boys Dear Prime
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There was one regular in particular who came in almost every single day for the past three months and to Wilbur, he was nothing short of a mystery.
He was a young blond kid, who looked to be barely the age of twelve. He would come in everyday to sit at the back booth, he spoke to no one and never ordered a single thing but Wilbur could never find it in himself to mind.
He never caused any trouble and kept to himself, so Wilbur did the same in return.
Or, Wilbur works at his family cafe, when he meets an unusual regular. Some getting to know each other and a traumatic experience later, Tommy finally feels safe.
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“Hi,” Tommy says. “How can I help you?”
“Hi,” says the girl. “I wanted a bouquet of roses for my friends. How much would that cost?”
Tommy thinks about it. Roses are easy; he cracks his knuckles, flicks his wrist, and sinks his fingers into the pot of soil beside him, humming. With his eyes shut, the blooms appear easily enough. Thorns prickle at his fingers.
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Tommy’s Valentine’s Day deal—purchase a bouquet of flowers, get the pot free!—brings in a handful of … interesting customers.
They’re nice, though.
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- Part 2 of cupid’s arrow
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A Winter Olympics DSMP AU where Tommy is a figure skater and the SMP hockey team notice him being mistreated
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