20 Works in Spicy’s Gourmet MCYT Extravaganza

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    "Wilby says that- that if a stranger ever tries to grab me, I can bite them." Tommy nods, giving a little glare towards Techno and his bitten hand.

    "Okay." Technoblade says slowly. "But don't bite me."

    "No, I'm gonna bite you."

    ---

    SBI Zombie apocalypse AU, in which Tommy is a little kid who's been separated from Wilbur. While Wilbur is on a desperate search for his little brother with Phil, Tommy stumbles across Technoblade, who is the definition of 'no chill' in the zombie apocalypse.

    Techno accidentally gains a new little brother.

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    “I love you,” Wilbur sighs. He feels it with his whole body, this love. It’s curled tight around him, as tight as Tommy was just holding him. He has to reach out and cup Tommy’s cheeks, make sure the message sinks in. “I love you, I love you.”

    Tommy hums, pleased, eyes fluttering shut, leaning into his palms. “Hm, I know, Wil. I love you too.” 

    or, Lovejoy leave, but they always come back.

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    Techno runs a rather successful tattoo shop and is sure the only people he needs in life are his two friends, Wilbur and Phil, and he likes his life as it is.

    That is, of course, until a kid stumbled into his shop.

    He would never be able to tell a rain-soaked child to get out, so he might as well let him stay for a bit.

    Though it turns out, he might have gotten more attached than he thought he would ever get.

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    Techno had a wild Tommy appear in his shop and is just like ‘welp, guess I’m taking care of a child now’

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    "Can I see the injury?" The woman asks, voice gentle. "Just to make sure that it isn't more serious than a bruise."

    Wilbur's eyes flicker over to them. "Uh – " he swallows. "Um, yes. Sure. If – if you have to."

    And then she helps him peel off his hoodie. And then his shirt. And Technoblade's throat goes dry.

    Wilbur is covered in bruises. And usually, Techno knows, that's hyperbole, but no – this is honest. There's no blowing up the blue and black mottling his back, or his side, or his arm. His injured shoulder is actually the only part of him that's not marked up, and Techno is guessing that once the pain sets in, it won't stay that way for long.

    This, Techno thinks, is much, much more than he was expecting, and much, much more than he was ready to deal with.

    or, Wilbur Soot is a hockey player being treated awfully by his team. Techno is team captain of SMP, Phil's team, and he does Not like what he sees.

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    Tommy picks himself up, shaky but feeling better than he had before he let his emotions out. Does he want to keep walking? he hasn't slept since he left home-
    "No, no, don't think about that, we're not there anymore, screw them, we don't need them, we don't need anybody."
    Tommy has been abandoned by his mother in the forest. Good thing a Big Man like him doesn't need help surviving in the wild. Right?

    Meanwhile:

    The Four Great Guardians of the Forest are aware that a child has been left in their domain. Philza, the winged one has sent his messenger, Chat, to keep an eye on the boy.

    Lady Death, make it swift.

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    ‘It won’t do anything.’ 

    Wilbur lifts his head, staring into the stone just above the button. It takes a moment for him to gather any sort of thought. 

    ‘...what?’ He asks, and it is small, hesitant. 

    ‘The button.’ Techno continues, his voice within Wilbur's head being flat, not quite calm. Just- quiet. ‘I messed with the redstone weeks ago. It’s not even connected to the tnt.’

    OR

    Wilbur finds that it's a bit hard to carry out self-destructive plans when you have a twin who's determined on not letting go.

    Techno is not going to lose Wilbur again, not if he's got anything to say about it.

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    Wilbur's not very good at being a witch. His magic is weak, and he can't bond with a familiar.

    Strange, when a phoenix comes barreling into his life.

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    “Wh— what?” Tommy choked out, his voice hoarse from the lack of use all day.

    The man rolled his eyes, as if he didn’t just ask a completely impolite question. “I said, do you have any booze?”

    Tommy sat still. He reached into his jacket pocket, his hand finding only a plastic pen. Could he stab this man with a plastic pen?

    Tommy pulled said piece of plastic out, visibly holding it up. “I have a pen.” Something about the bemused look on the man's face made Tommy click it, and again, repeatedly.

     

    click click click click click click click click—

     

    ...

    or; Tommy planned on dying. He meets Wilbur instead.

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    Tommy uncrosses his legs. “You were ignoring me- I felt justified.”

    “I was ignoring your character,” Wilbur corrects. “I was being a good fake brother. I was being a good actor.”

    Tommy falters a little. Fake. Fake brother. Good actor. He swallows. “Uh- yeah. Yeah.”

    or, SBI are actors on a sitcom, and of course, they play a happy family- unfortunately for Tommy, the lines between fact and fiction are easily blurred and hard to define.

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    When a rogue vampire is discovered in their territory, Phil has to decide what to do with the young fledgling.

     

    Aka Phil, Techno and Wilbur adopt a rogue vampire Tommy into their Coven.

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    “Okay," Tubbo says, "so we’ve successfully eliminated you being a son of Ares, a son of Demeter, and a son of Athena.”

    “Wait. When did we eliminate me being a son of Athena?”

    Tubbo gives Tommy a look. “Let’s just say, I don’t think it’s happening.”

    or, Tommy, desperate for a family, tries to speed up the claiming process.

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    Techno carries out his chores, his mind somewhat quiet (with chat, noise is always a constant) and in the back of his mind there is a whisper that he has not heard in near years. 

    ‘Help help help Technoblade we need-’ 

    And it stops just as quickly as it came. 

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    AU in which twinduo can share eachother's thoughts and emotions. Over time, they've learnt to put up walls and stay separate, but when the l'manburg election goes terribly wrong, Wilbur panics and calls for Techno. Technoblade answers.

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    Tommy had lived and died as Theseus, Icarus, Orpheus and Sisyphus. But all he wanted to be was free.

    In which Tommy Soot, originally born in 1509, is cursed to be reborn, to never reach adulthood unless he figured out the Greek myth of his lifetime. He had one rule of not allowing himself to get attached to people but he would have never guessed that a foster family of the creator of Minecraft, an anime stan and a Soundcloud musician would break that rule.

     

    ~ SBI Foster AU but with Greek mythology.

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    Four times that Tubbo realises he is loved, late at night, as all honest things are.

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    Wilbur sighed. This kid would be the death of him. “Wednesday,” he said definitively. “If it doesn’t get better by Wednesday, I’ll call a doctor.” That was when he got paid, so maybe it wouldn’t be as bad. They’d just have to be a bit careful about spending money for the rest of the month. “Deal?”

    “Fine,” Tommy agreed, though it didn’t look as if he liked it. “Deal.”

    Or: Wilbur is sick, Tommy is stressed, and they can't run from the past forever. Crime boys-centric superpowers AU in which I take 'Crime boys' too literally.

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    All the stories warn against going into the woods, warn about creatures hiding there. They say there are lilting voices singing from the shadows, promising glittering daydreams with sharp teeth. They say the creatures there will take you far away to never be seen again.

    There was a boy, the village whisperers, safely in the circle of light, glancing over their shoulders at the trees beyond it. There was a boy who strayed too far.

    They say you can still hear his laughter as it’s carried on a breeze, bright and wild, like youth frozen in amber, like ghosts falling delicate from the branches.

    (Strange things happen to boys who linger too long beyond the veil. Magic infects like a disease, like rot, eating away everything human that lingers, until his eyes are an unbroken summer sky blue and there are flowers in his hair and he sings with a voice that haunts the shadows.)

    (Here is our story: A boy goes home.)

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    “Fucking—let—me—go!” he snarls, wrapping both hands around the length of the rope, painfully aware of the laughter ringing through the trees; the sounds of feet crashing through bracken; and Tommy—he doesn’t understand why the rope isn’t burning, why the frayed strands aren’t catching—it’s just a length of rope used for hunting, its not important enough to be enchanted, no one would waste coin enchanting rope to make it fireproof when it’s only use is to be part of a snare and nothing more.

    The voices are getting louder and Tommy is running out of time.
    There’s a trail of smoke where something just barely catches alight and Tommy doesn’t bother with a cry of victory—not when he’s not free, not when he’s still suspended up in the air, dangling by his foot, trying to burn through his shoe so that he can gain favour towards escape or free his knife—

    “Oh my god Techno, your snare caught a child!”


    Or: Tommy is running from his past, and finds family along the way.

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    “Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys; look upon them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death."

    - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    (My take on the beginnings of the Antarctic Empire, and the family that grew alongside it.)

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    Wilbur’s hand hovers over the button, and he’s filled with glee, such relief, this is it, this is it! It’s over, with just one push-

    “What are you doing.” Wilbur hears, and he freezes, because that voice alone makes his mind fall quiet.
     

    “...Phil?” Wilbur says, hand still outreached, he could press it, he could press it right now, but- 

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    You are a roomba, although you are not sure why that matters.

    ----

    Or, how Wilbur Soot vibes with a roomba so hard he gains sentience. yeahhh fundy roomba go brr

    edit: I FORGOT TO ADD PHIL'S FUCKIGN CHARACTER TAG. HOW DID I MISS THAT LMAO

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