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    There are a million and one deadly things living in the woods outside of Phil’s door.

    Some of them are poisonous. Some of them have wickedly sharp claws. Some of them have hooves made for trampling or mouths full of teeth made for ripping.

    Most of them are magic.
    Most of them can kill him without sparing a second thought.

    But that has never stopped Phil.

    Or: Phil the human and his chaotic fae family

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    Dragons are dangerous and nobody with a working brain would willingly mess with one. They’re all about debts, being even.

    So you can see why Tommy hesitated after a huge fucking dragon saved him.

    Also I’m sure you can see why Tommy tried to run after that scaley asshole said Tommy’s debt was to live the rest of his life as part of his hoard.

    Yeah no thanks.

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    Dragon!Wilbur saves a child and becomes enamored by his audacity and brilliance so he says finders keepers.

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    He's a mess. He's uncared for. He's also only seventeen.

    A mistake, the losers outside of his tank had said, gentle enough to prick his skin so hard the blood rolled down his fingertips and dyed the water. You weren't supposed to be born, Tommy.

    -

    (Tommy is a mer stuck in captivity. He doesn't know if anyone's coming.)

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    With a pout, Tommy whines, “But what if I want to hang out during that time?”

    “We can hang out before and after, Tommy!” Wilbur bites his lip to, obviously, hold back laughter. “You’re being- dare I say it- clingy.

    “Shut up, shut up, shut up!” Tommy shrieks. He covers his ears—the effect entirely ruined by the fact his hands are on top of his headphones.

    Or: Tommy thinks he's the only possessive one, Wilbur proves him wrong.

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    Wilbur just wanted a bit of peace as he lived in his cozy cottage at the edge of the woods. He wanted to take a break from being a ruthless bloodthirsty mage, fucking sue him.

    So cue to his surprise when he comes across a kid shapeshifter who only preferred animal forms and was somewhat feral.

    Look what was he supposed to do, not take him in?

    Anyways long story short Wilbur gained a charge and a little brother. There was nothing Wilbur wouldn’t do for this feral chaotic kid.

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    Dark bloodthirsty mage lives his cottage core fantasy with his feral younger shapeshifter brother.

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    Quackity plucks his own feathers for Karl and Sapnap as an expression of love. He doesn’t realize that they don’t see it that way.

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    Tommy had lived and died as Theseus, Icarus, Orpheus and Sisyphus. But all he wanted to be was free.

    In which Tommy Soot, originally born in 1509, is cursed to be reborn, to never reach adulthood unless he figured out the Greek myth of his lifetime. He had one rule of not allowing himself to get attached to people but he would have never guessed that a foster family of the creator of Minecraft, an anime stan and a Soundcloud musician would break that rule.

     

    ~ SBI Foster AU but with Greek mythology.

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    Tommy loved being his brother’s familiar. He really did!

    He just wishes that their families rival coven didn’t kidnap him for information and out of spite. It was very unexpected and incredibly rude of them.

    At least they’ll be coming to recuse him while he chills in his animal form waiting.

    Oh man he forgot how much of an asshole Dream is….

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    A teenage boy meets a young man on a bridge one night, turns out they're there for the same reason.

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    Tommy gets hurt during another attempt to fly and sets off Wilbur’s instincts. Cue extreme fluff as Wilbur dotes on Tommy. Phantom Hybrid Wilbur is lost in the sauce in this one.

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    “This- Wilbur- cannot be a good influence on you,” He continues, shooting a look at Tommy’s father. “You let him hang around and take your son to these- these monstrous, disgusting displays without any sort of supervision?”

    “Wilbur is very good to Tom,” His dad argues, “he helps a lot and only wants what’s best for him-”

    His grandfather scoffs. Tommy’s hands clench in his lap.

    or, Tommy stands up for himself and Wilbur in the face of his grandparents - he doesn't regret it.

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    Few things can wake a sleeping dragon. A wave of desperate magic screaming out for a wyrmling to be saved is one of them. Driven by instinct, Techno flies out to find the wayward baby in need and gets a son out of the deal.

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    ‘I thought I’d give you a proper send-off, rather than frying your brain. A death befitting for a warrior.’ Scaramouche chuckled. ‘My final gift to you. Aren’t I kind?’

    Just as Childe opened his mouth to say something, a stinging sensation went through his hand. It was almost like something was attempting to burn through his glove, making his skin ache.

    As his eyes found the cause of the sensation, his breathing practically stopped.

    A Geo Sigil.

    Zhongli had put a Geo Sigil on him.

    With newfound strength he didn’t think he had in him, Childe reached for his hand, clamping down around the Sigil like a lifeline. He could feel the air blowing in his direction from where Scaramouche brought down the katana to try and stop him, though a pair of strong arms pulled him out of the way before it could so much as scratch him.

    A tall figure was looming over him now, shooting death glares in Scaramouche’s direction with so much rage burning behind those eyes that Childe was surprised the other hadn’t turned to dust yet.

    ‘Zhongli.’

    --------------------

    Or: Scaramouche learns the hard way not to mess with an ex-archon and his idiot boyfriend.

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    “So, like, how much did this entire getup run you?” Tommy asked, glancing up to the guy’s face again. “This looks like big movie budget level makeup or something. It couldn’t have been cheap.”

    The guy clenched his jaw. “It’s not a fucking costume,” he grit out between his teeth.

    “Look, I’m not an idiot, pal,” Tommy scoffed. “It’s a little weirdchamp that your only hobbies seem to be dressing up like a mermaid to swim around at night, and trying to convince random teenagers you meet that you’re a real fucking mermaid.”

    or, Wilbur's first time meeting a human doesn't go as expected

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    Technoblade dies at his execution and is promptly reincarnated as per the Blood God's contract. Phil is the long-suffering immortal who has to break house arrest and pick up his best-friend-pseudo-son from the Nether.

    Meanwhile, the rest of the server is understandably confused about the war criminal turned toddler situation.

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    Without wings, a bird is grounded, and what good is a grounded bird? Birds are meant to fly, to be free. A wingless bird is as good as dead.

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    April 28, 2003

    The first time Will heard a thought not his own, he was six. It was quite odd, listening to another person’s thoughts - well, the person could actually be speaking for all he knew. In fact, it seemed as if the person, who sounded like a boy, was actually giving a speech or something. He couldn’t be sure, it wasn’t as though he actually knew what the boy was talking about. Will wondered if the other person could hear his thoughts as well. So, Will did the only logical thing he could. He simply asked.

    Hey, can you hear me?

     

    Or; Wilbur Soot has soulmates and their bond is telepathic.

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    Albedo has a nightmare, but as always, Kaeya is there to comfort him.

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    "The point was… well there wasn’t really a point to most of his thoughts, not since he had moved in with them ages ago, the mix-up feeling even longer ago. It was just a bit strange- strange? Cool, to see Mr. Philza training with the dummy, not pulling his punches. Ranboo could hear the sold thud of the dummy, ensuring him that it wasn’t a human, as though his brain needed reminding. 

    A few months ago, this probably would have terrified him. Now, it was something cool that he wanted to spy on."

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    an impromptu spying session leads to a story ranboo hadn't anticipated.

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    "His vision blurred and Puffy carefully pried the notebook out of his hands, setting it on the coffee table in front of the fireplace. Ranboo pulled his legs up onto the sofa, moving to lie down and face the fire, staring unblinkingly into the flickering oranges and yellow. 

    “I’ll be here when you wake up,” Puffy said softly, Ranbooo not responding. She pulled a blanket over him and it did nothing for the cold chill that spread in his bones. He shook under the covers as Puffy took a seat at the table, soft footsteps coming down from the stairs and a kiss was pressed to his temple. He barely registered Niki’s voice, nor Puffy’s, nor the ring of a comm. 

    All that registered was that Techno and Phil wouldn’t be there when he awoke, and the words that he knew would do nothing but haunt him."

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    ranboo learns to deal with the grief of losing techno and phil.

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