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There are a million and one deadly things living in the woods outside of Phil’s door.
Some of them are poisonous. Some of them have wickedly sharp claws. Some of them have hooves made for trampling or mouths full of teeth made for ripping.
Most of them are magic.
Most of them can kill him without sparing a second thought.But that has never stopped Phil.
Or: Phil the human and his chaotic fae family
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- Part 1 of and the goddess said let there be chaos
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All that glitters isn’t gold, no matter what Wilbur says by batsbatsbatsbats
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
11 Dec 2021
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Dragons are dangerous and nobody with a working brain would willingly mess with one. They’re all about debts, being even.
So you can see why Tommy hesitated after a huge fucking dragon saved him.
Also I’m sure you can see why Tommy tried to run after that scaley asshole said Tommy’s debt was to live the rest of his life as part of his hoard.
Yeah no thanks.
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Dragon!Wilbur saves a child and becomes enamored by his audacity and brilliance so he says finders keepers.
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if we were meant to be (we would've been, right now) by cherrykai (merikai)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Dec 2021
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He's a mess. He's uncared for. He's also only seventeen.
A mistake, the losers outside of his tank had said, gentle enough to prick his skin so hard the blood rolled down his fingertips and dyed the water. You weren't supposed to be born, Tommy.
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(Tommy is a mer stuck in captivity. He doesn't know if anyone's coming.)
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- Part 15 of softkai works
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of that which belongs to me by plantform
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Dec 2021
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With a pout, Tommy whines, “But what if I want to hang out during that time?”
“We can hang out before and after, Tommy!” Wilbur bites his lip to, obviously, hold back laughter. “You’re being- dare I say it- clingy.”
“Shut up, shut up, shut up!” Tommy shrieks. He covers his ears—the effect entirely ruined by the fact his hands are on top of his headphones.
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Or: Tommy thinks he's the only possessive one, Wilbur proves him wrong.
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Get your fucking brother! He don’t bite. Yes he do!! by batsbatsbatsbats for Lillian_nator
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
17 Nov 2021
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Wilbur just wanted a bit of peace as he lived in his cozy cottage at the edge of the woods. He wanted to take a break from being a ruthless bloodthirsty mage, fucking sue him.
So cue to his surprise when he comes across a kid shapeshifter who only preferred animal forms and was somewhat feral.
Look what was he supposed to do, not take him in?
Anyways long story short Wilbur gained a charge and a little brother. There was nothing Wilbur wouldn’t do for this feral chaotic kid.
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Dark bloodthirsty mage lives his cottage core fantasy with his feral younger shapeshifter brother.
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Edwin needs every resource at his disposal to escape Hell and the only thing he can count on is himself.
Every part of himself.
He grows used to using his past bodies as tools to escape, as less than human, as his own form as a means to an end. Escaping Hell doesn't mean escaping those thoughts of being disposable, of his form as a utilitarian machine made to solve wrongs and always gain more knowledge and tools for when Hell inevitably comes knocking again.
Charles, and his warmth of spirit, deserves more than the wretch Edwin has become.
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Wunderkammer, noun. Translated from the German as wonder room and more commonly known in English as a cabinet of curiosities.
HELP WANTED: Maintenance Worker (late hours)
Seeking a person of steady disposition and keen intellect. Generous compensation. Room and board available upon request. Not suitable for those possessed of a delicate constitution or nervous temperament. Mechanical aptitude a must, fast runners strongly preferred. Priority will be afforded to candidates with no dependents or other living relatives. Applicants may report to Mr. Edwin Payne, acting head curator and recondite warder of the London Athenaeum.
Office hours: 11:30pm – 5:30am, Mondays only.It’s the weirdest bloody job interview Charles has ever done.
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- Part 1 of Wunderkammer
Bookmarked by notjasminee
23 Oct 2024
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HELLO HELLO??? OH YEHA KISSES KISSES OMG WOWZAAAAAAAA
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a good myth is hard to kill by MajorGodComplex
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV), The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo
26 Aug 2024
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“Kaz Brekker…Sun Summoner...I’ve been waiting a long time for you.”
“Hope that means you’ve built patience, then, because I anticipate you’re going to wait a fair bit more.”Kaz is the Sun Summoner, and boy is he pissed about it.
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- Part 1 of a good myth universe