Lucifer
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Five times Chloe Caught Lucifer and Dan Making Out in Inapropriate Places Then Got frustrated by It, and One time She Understood by ThiefDragon
Fandoms: Lucifer (TV)
19 Jun 2016
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“You two are such—“
"Come, now, relax. Couches are the best place for a make out session, detective. Don"t you know it? Especially someone else’s couches."
"Based on what?" She was pretty sure she"ll get heart attack soon enough, dealing with this man-child.
When Lucifer lifted up a Cosmopolitan magazine he got from god knows where, opening it right on the ‘best places to make out’ pages, Chloe felt the telltale of headache that always formed around Lucifer.
“Seriously? Aren’t you guys suppose to, I don’t know, hate each other?”
“Detective.” Lucifer gave her a (definitely fake) shocked look. “I thought you want us to get along.”
“Yeah, sure. But not like this!”
Lucifer leaned back against the couch, getting comfortable to not-cuddling with Dan’s twitchy figure, which starting to relax from the soft touches on his arms. “Jealous?”
“No! More like scandalised!”
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Matt and Frank may be in a relationship. What that relationship is hasn"t been discussed.
Why did Frank have to go and spoil it by saying the L word?Matt is an idiot and this is just the start of many bridges to cross.
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When Lucifer officially becomes a consultant with the LAPD, Dan is livid. Lucifer"s presence is an insult to everyone who is actually qualified, so he makes a wager with Lucifer.
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- Part 1 of Objectionable
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There’s a good chance God is actually out to get him because Dan is somehow stuck in corona virus lockdown with the only person on Earth he can’t stand. (Or the only devil on Earth he can’t stand? Dan thinks that’s probably redundant though since Lucifer is also the only devil, on Earth or otherwise. But the point is, whatever he is, Dan can’t stand him.)
Yeah, they’d come to some sort of reticent tolerance of each other ever since Lucifer got back (mostly for Chloe’s sake), but Dan was pretty sure he was Lucifer’s least favorite human. And Lucifer is certainly Dan’s least favorite... everything.
And yet, here Dan is, stuck between the literal devil and the deep blue sea of Chloe’s ire if he tries to stay home alone. And, somehow, the devil seemed like the better option. Dan guesses Lucifer was stuck between a similar rock and a hard place — between ‘the Detective’ and ‘the Douche,’ as he’d say — and that’s how he ended up here too.
Dan was pretty sure they were both going to regret their choice before the end of this. It was already shaping up to be a very long two weeks.
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The Devils Touch by x_Luniana_x
Fandoms: Lucifer (TV), Fifty Shades of Grey - All Media Types
26 Apr 2020
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Having heard of Lucifer Morningstar granting favours, Christian Grey comes to LA to seek out the help of the man who calls himself Devil. It"s a personal and delicate matter he wants helped with and Lucifer, being Lucifer, has his own way of taking care of that issue. Humongous amounts of smut, fun, hurt/comfort and more smut. And yes. Some form of plot.
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After the death of Pierce and Chloe fleeing the country with Trixie, Dan comes to Lucifer for answers. He doesn"t expect to find him unconscious under a mass of broken and bleeding wings.