The Best that Humanity has to Offer (Xottan's favourite frostiron)
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Loki was left on Saakar at the mercy of the Grandmaster, who abused him, put him in inescapable chains and eventually gave him away. Since then he's been bought and sold on Saakar, used as a sex slave and prostitute, beaten down and broken until eventually he is bought by his former enemy Tony Stark. This fic is them finding their way to coexist together on the long journey home.
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- Part 5 of Snippets and Orphans
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He has tried forgiving his enemies, fighting his friends, building weapons, and wasting his one chance at love, but it’s his first time forgetting who he is. Perhaps he ought to be a tad more concerned, but the sorcerer staring him down is kind of distracting. He has exactly one second to admit to himself that the dark-haired stranger clad in leather, with those piercing green eyes, is a sight to behold, before a dagger is pressed to his throat.
“What is a Midgardian doing on Asgard?”
“I’m not sure.” He tries not to panic, and fails. “Do you know who I am?”
In which Tony has forgotten everything, and the god of mischief has never met Iron Man, because on top of being amnesiac, Tony has been thrown two centuries into the past to fix the future.
🖋️ Translations into Russian: Воспоминания о будущем Прошлом by MissMadaline and Воспоминания о будущем прошлом (Memories of a Future Past) by Колобок из солёного теста🎨 With art by Soroang
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- Part 15 of How Frostiron Could Have Started
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Rules are made to be broken by EndlessStairway
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Jan 2021
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Loki and Tony are in Asgard, and Loki needs a reminder that his family doesn't control him anymore - Tony does.
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- Part 1 of Rules are made to be broken
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Slutbox by EndlessStairway
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
14 Dec 2020
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Loki doesn’t make it off Sakaar, and the Grandmaster is displeased with him.
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- Part 1 of Slutbox and alternatives
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Hel is Other People by Moosepelheim
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Doctor Strange (2016), Marvel
10 Nov 2020
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“So what if I ate the cheeseburger?” Tony shouts, throwing a wrench at Loki’s head. The bastard dodges it easily as he stalks closer. “That doesn’t mean I belong to you!”
“Oh, not to me,” Loki says lowly, a smile like honey slowly spreading its way across his face. “But with me? Surely you’ve heard of Persephone.”
“A cheeseburger isn’t some fucking mystical pomegranate, you smirking lunatic.” It isn’t, it just isn’t. Not even close. "You aren't even Greek!" he adds, throwing another wrench which is dodged just as easily.
Loki spreads his hands wide, posing like the showman he is. “I think you’ll find that a pomegranate symbolizes the fruit of the dead. Your cheeseburger, made of dead flesh, was topped with fruit. It’s close enough for the symbolism to bind.”
“Ah-hah! There’s no fucking fruit on a cheeseburger,” Tony says triumphantly, finger pointing accusingly at Loki. “I fucking win, no going back to crazy town with you. I stay here in my workshop, and you fucking leave before I call the Avengers.”
“Oh Stark,” Loki murmurs, almost affectionately. “A tomato is a berry, you ignorant fool.”
(Complete, but will be updated with little snippets occasionally)
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Deliver Us by romanoff
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
28 Mar 2014
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Loki comes back for revenge. Tony Stark is his captive.
“Why,” he tries, voice failing “do you want me.” He coughs into the ash.
“A king needs an advisor. A king needs concubines. A conquering king must learn the ways of the natives or risk expulsion,” he wipes blood from the sceptre with the end of his coat “and I’m rather fond of you, I think. Even in the face of death you use your wit, you charm with your tongue. It reminds me of myself, maybe, one or two millennia ago.”
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20 Jan 2024
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Excellent pace and beautiful writing. A truly evil loki that gave me chills. Tony… oh, i have no words. Super rec for anyone in my bookmarks
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When the Caged Bird Sings by DarklingDarling
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
11 Nov 2020
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Tony Stark has a secret... he has the Prince of Asgard locked away in his own little cage— a room that by Tony's own design, strips Loki of all his godly gifts, ready to play with whenever he wants.
Now, Tony just has to figure out how exactly he can get the stubborn god to love him back...
Shouldn't be too hard, right?
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- Part 11 of Marvel Oneshots
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09 Jan 2024
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i’d kill for 50 chapters of this
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Ash to Ashes, Dust to Dust by visbranndrage
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies), Marvel (Movies)
19 Oct 2014
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Clint's voice crackles to life over the two-way radio, dripping in pseudo-cheerfulness.
"Today on The Everything Sucks Show: We're still running low on, well, just about everything. The weather forecast is a 90% chance of acid rain and nuclear fallout followed by a 50% chance of something else fucking awful by this evening and some nice nuclear winter after the sun goes down. In current events: a new contender has taken the number one slot on the ‘most likely to kill us in our sleep’ leaderboard and his name starts with ‘lo’ and ends with ‘ki.’ The reigning champion Natasha Romanoff is understandably furious about this development..."
Tony glances over at Loki in the passenger seat, his long legs propped up on the dashboard and arms crossed across his chest as he looks out the window. There’s a peeved frown hovering on his lips and that’s more than enough reason to leave Clint's fake news broadcast playing as their rag-tag convoy drives through the California desert, kicking up a billowing cloud of dust as they go.
A post-nuclear apocalypse story about meeting fallen gods in abandoned shopping malls, desert road trips and finding the future in unexpected places.
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31 Oct 2023
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An absolute masterpiece. I wish i could hold onto it forever.
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And Thank You For Staying by lucius_complex
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Apr 2013
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For all his preparation and eons of enlightenment Tony doesn't quite expect it to end like this.
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- Part 1 of Flawed Design
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29 Jan 2023
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A piece of marvel that had me crying with pain and beauty and love. Original, well written, and possibly one of the best things I ever read.
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Again by silver_drip
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man - All Media Types
22 Oct 2016
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When Loki invaded Midgard he did not expect to meet another god.
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Bookmarked by xottan
24 Feb 2022
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Cheeky at the beginning, and then the feels smack you so fucking hard.