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    "Well?" Bruce said impatiently. “What do you want to know?”

    “How about you tell me why the hell I should pretend to be your boyfriend to your adopted son?” Superman asked, his mouth feeling very dry and strangely itchy again.

    And Bruce, master tactician, did it with a single sentence, "This way I don't have to tell him I'm Batman."

    Silence again. Then, as if shaken out of his torpor, Superman blurted out a sincere and heartfelt, “Bruce…what the hell?!”

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    Because of a stolen photo at Luthor's gala, everyone now believes that Clark and Bruce are dating.
    Bruce usually wouldn't care. But Dick believes he's having a relationship, and if he doesn't want the boy following him on patrol, he'll have to adapt. It will just be a fake relationship for a little while. What could go wrong?

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    “I don't know how to take care of myself. Let alone a child."

    "Children."

    Bruce looked away from the water to look at Athena, surprised. She smirked, “Do you think it will be just one? More will come. Abandoned children. Children who don't know which way is theirs. You will be their guide. You will be father of heroes, Bruce."

    Bruce never wanted to deal with the gods, whatever pantheon they belonged to.

    Gotham had enough problems without adding rancorous gods and mythological monsters into the mix.
    But the gods won't leave him alone, and he finds himself the parent of the most powerful demigod of this generation, while the Triumvirate sinks its roots in Gotham to conquer the world.

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    "Let me get this straight…you, mister, I don't look anyone in the face and if you talk to me for more than five minutes I'll start crying, you want….I can't believe I'm about to say it…learn how to seduce a man."

    "Exactly," Bruce replied, as he petted one of Selina's cats.

    " Why?"

    "Who cares?" Harley broke in.

    "He finally wants to step outside his boundaries! You have my respect!"

    "It's not about going outside my boundaries. It's about planetary security."

    "Really?" Selina said, half joking.

    "Superman is powerful enough to destroy the planet. I have to find how to stop him."

    This knocked Harley over, and Pamela finally stopped pretending not to pay attention.

    Selina didn't know whether to laugh hysterically or slap him on the head.

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    "I'm not afraid," Bruce repeated. “You're no threat to me, Clark.”

    “So why does your heart feel like it's going to explode when we're together?”

    After he asked, he saw a very rare thing: Bruce blushed and looked away.

    “Coincidentally, the physical effects of romantic and sexual desire coincide very well with the physical effects of fear.”

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    Bruce should have gone with the Saharan hike for vacation.

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    “I can't sleep. Can you read it to me?”

    “Don't you want me to find your father?” Bruce tried, hoping to get out of that situation.

    “Why?”

    “Well, he is your dad.”

    The kid just shrugged, “He is busy. When he's busy, I can't disturb him. You're not doing anything. You can read to make me sleep.”

    He was incredibly articulate for someone his age. And he had clear ideas.
    Bruce wouldn't have made it out with his dignity intact, would he?

    “I don't think it's appropriate…”

    “Why?”

    “Because I'm a stranger,” Bruce tried to tell him.

    “But you are not a stranger. You are Bruce.”

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    “Tim…what are you doing?”

    Bruce complimented himself for not swearing, setting a bad example for two children at an age where they repeated everything their parents said, but hell, he was tempted.

    He challenged everyone to remain calm when faced with their six-year-old son who had put his one-year-old brother in the dog cage and had put on one of his jackets.

    Just…why?

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    All my Batman prompts!

    1. Coffee Shop Au

    2. Star Wars Au 

    3. Vampire Au

    4. No Capes Au

    5. Mythology Au

    6. Reincarnation Au .

    7. Alpha/Beta/Omega Au .

    8. Gotham Knights Au

    9. Metahuman Au

    10. Harry Potter Au
    Part 1
    Part 2
    Part 3

    11. Demon Au

    12. Mob Au

    13. Talon!Dick Au

    14. Kid Fic Au

    15. Avatar Au

    16. Genderswap Au

    17. Supernatural Au

    18. Canon Divergence Au
    Part 1
    Part 2
    19. Fae Au

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    “You didn't kill him! You didn't avenge me! " Jason yelled at Batman, filled with fury and resentment.

    Batman was still, locked in shame.

    Jason hated him. If the hero doesn’t do what was necessary, he will have to do it.

    " I'll kill the Joker. "

    There will be no more abused children. There will be no other victims of the Joker. It will put an end, once and for all.

    "You can't."

    Jason laughed at him, “Why? Because it’s against your rules? "

    “No, because I've already tried. Joker can't die. "

    (From Immortal Joker Au)

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    “You're brooding,” Bruce croaked.

    “I'm not brooding! I'm just curious."

    “Keep your curiosity at bay until the train arrives.”

    “Bruce, it's late.”

    “I saw the timetables. It will arrive."

    Clark he clenched his fists. What had Talia al Ghoul done to deserve so much devotion?

    “If you wanted to find her, I could transport you on the moving train. She seems to enjoy seeing you suddenly swoop in,” he huffed contritely.

    Bruce shook his head, looking amused, “He's already very skittish. He would have been capable of throwing himself off a moving train to avoid getting caught."

    "He?"

    Bruce opened his mouth, but what he said was, "The train is here."

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    There was an explosion, and the sound of breaking dishes. Dick feared an attack or attempted kidnapping. The noises came from the kitchen, where Alfred was standing.

    He rushed over, pulling out his escrima sticks, ignoring Bruce yelling at him, "Wait! Dick!"

    Hell, he didn't take orders from Bruce. Not anymore. When he got to the kitchen, what he found was… well… there were shards of glass and ceramic on the floor, and burn marks on the table, but there weren't any killer ninjas like he'd thought.

    Instead there was Alfred, picking up the pieces with a broom, and two children, perhaps eight, maximum ten years old.

    One was holding the other's hand, saying, "Hey, it's okay. I'm nervous in the mornings without coffee, too."

    "What the hell."

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    "Dick…who is that?" Bruce asked, as he heard Alfred behind him coughing, probably to suppress the laughter.

    "It's a baby."

    "I see it, Dick. But who is he?"

    "Timmy. My baby brother."

    Oh, my. That wasn't in the parenting books Alfred had given him.

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    There was a kid in the cave.

    That wasn't new, since Bruce had first welcomed Dick and then Jason into his life.

    The problem was, that child wasn't one of his.

    "Robin. Explain."

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    "I know who you are."

    Those were the five words Jason dreaded hearing since he'd returned to Gotham.

    He wanted to reveal himself, on his terms and in the most dramatic way possible.

    Was he a self-promoting bastard? Yes, but he could afford it after he was dead and his killer was still on the loose!

    The longer he stayed in the city, leaving clues as to his identity, the more chances there was that Batman figured out who he was.

    And Jason didn't want to give him that satisfaction.

    But it wasn't Batman who said it. It
    had been a child.

     
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    Jason has a plan for Gotham, a vengeance and a Robin to eliminate. He never expected Tim Drake to come his way.

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    "What about Tim? Where is he?"

    "Ah, he's very shy with strangers. Tim, please introduce yourself."

    From behind Mr. Wayne's leg, it sprouted another kid. He had big blue eyes, pale skin, and untidy hair. He looked very delicate, and more like a puppy than someone trained to take down evil aliens.

    Kon felt strange. He was sweating cold, his heart throbbing.

    He had never felt like this before.

    He stared at Tim. Tim stared at him. No one had dared to speak.

    It was Kon who spoke first, "You have the eyes like a cow!"

     

     

    What could go wrong with organizing a playdate among the sons of the world's finest?

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    "What do you want from us, Batman?” a woman asked coldly, her eyes still.

    Batman stared at her.

    Janet Drake had always been a beautiful woman, cold in her ways and with more ice than blood in her veins.

    The transformation hadn't changed her much, but it had taken away the little color she had.

    “ Tim asked me for help. He was worried about you.”

    He saw her pursing her lips. She said, "Timothy is a smart boy, but foolish."

    "He worried about nothing," Jack added impassively.

    “As you can see, we are fine."

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    [Batfmamily moments]
    ~ 21 prompts from A to Z where each letter represents a single moment of Bruce, Alfred, and the large family that the dark hero builds for himself. ~

     

    A as Alfred
    B as Books
    C as Circus
    D as Date
    E as Elephant
    F as Family dinner
    G as Game night
    H as Hangover
    I as Incognito

    […]

    Children needed care, love, and understanding.

    So one had to ask: how far would he go for that child?

    “It will be different now, Master Bruce. I…"

    He licked his dry lips, unsure what to say. It seemed to him all empty and meaningless. Bruce needed something concrete, not empty promises.

    “I cannot replace your parents, Master Bruce. But I'll always be on your side. I'll try to be what you need ... "

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    Jason didn't know how to hold a baby. He was what, two years? Jason wasn't sure, the baby was so fucking small. Was he undernourished?

    The only consolation was that even Goldie had no idea what he was doing.

    “You're holding him badly,” Jason told him.

    "Have you ever held a baby in your arms?" Dick asked, panicked.

    “No, but sure you don't have to hold them under your arms. You will hurt him. "

    "I'm sorry, but I'm doing my best to ..."

    The baby sobbed. Dick and Jason froze, terrified. The little boy rubbed his eyes with his fists, but in addition to the noise from before, he was keeping the tears to himself. It wasn't normal.

    " What do we do?" he asked him in a panic. The brat wasn't going into a rage but he was sick and Jason hated when kids were sick.

    "Um ..."

    "Dickhead, say something!"

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    It was supposed to be Dick's first patrol with Bruce. Neither of them expected an intruder into the cave. A very small intruder ...

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    The gazes of those present were fixed on them, a subtle threat that made the hair on Bruce's neck stand on end. Instinctively, he hid Jason behind him. There was a roar of voices.

    "Wild!"

    "Uncivilized!"

    "First the gypsy and now this brat! "

    Bruce wasted no time and took Jason away from the room, his knuckles still red, while the boy he had attacked screamed, "Did you all see? He attacked me! He attacked me!"

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    "Why are you here?"

    Tim hugged the pillow tighter, “I don't want to be alone. It reminds me of my home."

    "Oh ... do you want to sleep here?" he asked, remembering that Jon had said something about Tim's lousy parents. It was no surprise that he was anxious. It didn't even occur to him to wonder why he hadn't gone to Damian, though part of him took pride in knowing he'd come to Damian first.

    Take this, Robin.

    "Can I?"

    Kon shrugged, “Why not? You're so small, you won't take up much space."

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    Kon and Tim start to sleep in the same bed and Damian won't encourage bad habits.

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