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House had always known Wilson had a thing for being needed. It wasn’t a secret. The man practically radiated selflessness, pouring his energy into anyone with a sob story or a terminal diagnosis. Over the years, House had watched this compulsion ruin Wilson’s marriages, friendships, and even his self-respect. Everyone knew Wilson had a Florence Nightingale flare about him, an almost pathetic need to care for the broken.
But this? This was new.or, House is self-conscious enough to think there might be something seriously wrong with his best friend because there is really no other reason why Wilson would care so much about him
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isn't it midnight (on the other side of the world) by simplymellifluous
Fandoms: oneyplays, sleepycabin, Video Blogging RPF, newgrounds - Fandom
01 Aug 2023
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"No, man. Go back to your roots. Look at those little, starting texts you had with him. I’m sure they’re fucking terrible and cringe and disgusting. That’s where you find how close you really are. That’s your collective... existence, the weirdness that brought you together."
Mick senses Zach’s interest, "Just try it. Scan your Newgrounds account. Sure you’ll find some weird shit." Zach hangs up the phone hastily, not wasting a second of analytical solitude and deliberation inside himself.
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Zach Hadel takes this advice a bit too far and learns a little too much about himself, Chris, and the ties that bind them.-
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life changing
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Billy Loomis kind of hates Stu Macher. (Like green, like cigarettes, like himself).
Stu Macher kind of loves Billy Loomis. (Like red, like drinking, like himself).
Maybe that's just how things are meant to be, in this life.
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Stu Macher is in love with Billy Loomis, but Billy doesn’t understand emotions.
Stu wants to teach him.Series
- Part 1 of desire and desire and desire.
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'I know who Casper the Friendly Ghost is. I died like, ten years ago, man.'
'Oh, shit.' The kid smiles again, and his eyes go crazy wide, like a maniac. 'Oh my god,' he says. 'I’m talking to a fucking ghost!'
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Billy’s spent many years scaring people out of his house, until one day he meets a boy who won’t be frightened away so easily.
or the Billy Loomis ghost au
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- Part 1 of Ghosting
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Stu is popular and has a girlfriend. Billy is a dirtbag obsessed with horror movies. What if they're not that different?
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Prom was tonight, and all Billy wanted to do was marathon some franchise he’d already seen a million times over. Unfortunately, his mom was big into the whole ‘high school experience’, so he was in his room trying to figure out how to make his thrift store tux not look like shit. While he didn’t exactly know how a tux was supposed to fit, whatever this was was not that. The only reason Billy gave the slightest shit about how he looked was the possibility of Stu being there.
Stu, with his girlfriend.
The thought made Billy want to rip his hair out. Or maybe murder Stu’s girlfriend. Ripping his hair out was easier.
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Marital Bliss by MattUlrichSkeetLillard (Clickingtypewriter)
Fandoms: Scream (Movies), Scream'd: An Unauthorized Musical Parody - Heard & Grayson
01 Jul 2024
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When Stu hears the rumor of a young man around his age, abandoned by his fiance after already moving out of his father’s house, he can’t sit back and do nothing. He’s a bachelor with a big empty house and no current prospects. Well, none that interested him in the slightest, and at least his way, he could do some good. It may not be the glamorous marriage he always thought he’d have but it was honest.
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Complete strangers Stu Macher and Billy Loomis agree to an arranged marriage. This fic was inspired by Skeet's movie The Magic of Ordinary Days (2005). Free on YouTube if you wanted to watch it.
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Post movie madness
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they have the house to themselves
gay feelings in the air
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- Part 3 of Eddsworld Bullshit
- Part 2 of TomTord { the beginning }
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You were ten years old the first time I opened my eyes and didn’t find the curved sheen of glass standing between me and the world.
(A sappy little piece set in the Last Knight on Earth universe: Joker gets an upgraded new body.)
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Shattered Gift by Yukihine
Fandoms: The LEGO Batman Movie (2017), Batman - All Media Types
23 Oct 2022
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The clown didn't stop shivering. After all, it was only a thin cape and not a fluffy blanket. But the smile that appeared on his face when he tightly grabbed the offered cover was warm. And Batman felt that warmth spreading inside him, and he couldn't back away, and he found himself saying...
“Come spend this Christmas Eve with me.” As soon as he spoke, he instantly felt his face turning red, and he was thankful for the cowl.
“You can't be serious.” Joker chuckled like it had to be a joke. Because it had to be and there was no world in which his greatest enemy could offer something like that.
“I'm always serious.” True. “And I want you there, in the manor, with me. I need you, J-bird.” Batman was no longer able to look into those acid-green eyes, so he turned his face, ready for rejection.
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- Part 1 of Christmas Filled with Laughter
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Hold Me Gently, Won't You? by Anonymous
Fandoms: Batman: The Telltale Series (Video Game)
26 Dec 2022
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Bruce visits John post-vigilante route.
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Half Way Across by Dracze
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: The Killing Joke (Comics)
25 Dec 2019
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Set immediately after "The Killing Joke": Joker changes his mind on the way back to Arkham and agrees to Batman's offer to rehabilitate him.
What follows is a mess of conflicting needs, emotional ugliness and a whole lot of bad decisions, but no one ever said it was going to be easy.
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Trying to navigate a relationship with Joker is hard enough on its own, but when Arkham burns to the ground, the inmates escape to the streets of Gotham and an enemy who seems to know Bruce all too well sets out to destroy his life, Bruce thinks his life has hit rock bottom.
Unfortunately, everything around him seems determined to prove him wrong, Things don't get easier when Bruce begins to suspect Joker might know more about what's going on than he's letting on.
A sequel to Somewhere Between Love and Abuse.
Revised on 28.06.2023
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- Part 2 of Love&Abuse
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Impossible Worlds by messageredacted
Fandoms: Batman (Movies - Nolan), Dark Knight (2008)
14 Jan 2012
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There are many ways in to Arkham Asylum; getting out is harder.
Now with cover art!
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- Part 2 of Impossible Worlds
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very rarely put notes on bookmarks but this one is EXCEPTIONAL. i srsly went into this thinking omg hahaha imagine if batman went to arkham lol THIS IS SOME CRAZY SHIT BRO OMFGGGG I LOVE THIS
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burn it down till the embers smoke on the ground by messageredacted
Fandoms: Batman (Movies - Nolan), Dark Knight (2008)
14 Jan 2012
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When it gets too dangerous to keep the Joker in Arkham, Batman has to take him to a safe place.
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His Love is Viral by TimmyJaybird
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Movies - Nolan)
22 Sep 2013
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He's found out who Batman is- and Bruce isn't sure how. All he's sure of is that he's staring at the Joker's hips in broad daylight, on his personal phone- wondering how he's going to survive this harassment.
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Joker is preparing to celebrate his and Batman’s upcoming Nemesis Anniversary when he makes the devastating discovery that Batman is married to his roommate Bruce Wayne.
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Batter, Batter, Swing by orphan_account
Fandoms: Batman (Movies - Nolan), Batman - All Media Types
07 Jun 2014
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The Joker steals a kiss from his beloved Bat, and then one from the illustrious playboy Bruce Wayne.
Unfortunately for Bruce, it's not that hard to put two and two together.
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It's hard to ignore your feelings when they've quite literally taken root within you.
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