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Capture the Flag by Anonymous
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel 616, Marvel, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
09 Apr 2020
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Peter finds himself fighting a stranger over the last box of cereal in a supermarket at 2 am. Neither of the two is willing to relinquish their hold, and the situation gets more and more ridiculous as more time passes.
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Wrong Apartment? by orphan_account
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
01 May 2020
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In which Abe catches Peter entering Deadpool's apartment. Peter proceeds to spill a whole lot of truth in their groupchat, confusing them all.
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cherry red doc martens by punkcowboy
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
19 Jun 2019
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"Nice boots, by the way. Wouldn't wear 'em myself, but I also wouldn't wear bright red-and-blue spandex, so, you do you man," then he frowned a little, breaking his chill and totally-put-together demeanour for the first time, "How'd ya get them clean so fast?"
"I, uh, didn't..." Because, actually, his boots looked good as new. There wasn't a single drop of mud on them, now that he was looking. That was pretty odd considering the state of, well, everything else he was wearing, but hey, Peter wasn't about to complain that his boots were too clean.
"Guess ya got lucky then."
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In which Peter gets new boots. Wade thinks they’re magic, and wants to steal them. Peter maybe possibly thinks they’re magic too. The Avengers are confused. Matt is Matt.
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All good things come in threes by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
04 Apr 2021
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“I know all about your secret identity.”
A beat of silence. “Um,” Peter said, bunching his sweater in his hands. “Which… which one?”
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Peter has three secret identities: Spider-Man, the superhero who swings around the city to save people. Parker Benjamin, who gives Tony Stark unsolicited advice on his research. And NightMonkey, the Instagrammer who keeps uploading increasingly popular but embarrassing drawings of Iron Man.
And he can juggle them all just fine, thankyouverymuch. -
I Don't Want Chocolate, But I Do Want You by Murmeloni
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
05 May 2022
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It's Valentines Day, aka the most annoyingly romantic day of the year and an absolute nightmare for singles everywhere. Wade is no exception. All this day has in store for him is crushing disappointment and loneliness. No chocolate, no flowers, no valentine. But it's cool. Wade's just gonna have to provide for himself. No biggie.
Until a chance meeting with one Peter Parker changes everything.