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It’s Christmastime, and everyone just wants Draco Malfoy to tell the truth.
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“You know,” she says, her voice a little too tender, a little too honest, “I’ll allow you to be rude to me. Just once. Tell me how you really feel.”
He hesitates, his gaze dropping to her lips and then back to her eyes. “I don’t think you’d like it.”
“Try me.”
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His fingers pressed into her thigh as he took her to the ground.
Hermione breathed raggedly, the scent of bleached mats and salted sweat heavy in her nose, burning and acidic. The force of the takedown made her want to wind her eyes shut, gasp, and suck in a shaky breath.
She didn’t. She had to remain focused. She had to get out of this.
“Come on, Granger,” he panted against her ear, pressing her down. She could hear the smile in his voice. “Get me off.”
Or: Hermione is weak. Draco can fix that.
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“That wasn’t a protection spell.”
Draco blew out a breath. “I don’t know all the dangers to Muggleborns and half-bloods within the Manor, so I did something different.”
She raised her eyebrows, surprised by how sheepish he looked.
“I added you to the household. Both of you.”
Hermione and Draco navigate love and loss over the years, finding the path to each other.
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“It’s annoying really,” Ginny says through her smile. “He’s so good with the kids.”
“Who would’ve thought?” Hermione muses, watching Draco’s pert arse as he models high knees. Some of the children try to copy him, losing their balance and falling down.
It really is annoying, Hermione thinks as she bites her lip, watching the fabric pinch under one cheek. Her head tilts, appraising and imagining what his thighs look like underneath.
Or: how Hermione Granger loses her Saturdays.
Art drawn by teetorini!
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He can only think of her in absolutes. Only wants her in the worst way.
Or: the one where Hermione and Draco do laundry the muggle way.
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Draco Malfoy is in love with Hermione Granger and has been for awhile.
When Pansy gives him an unwanted tarot card reading, his future is laid out before him and he has everything to look forward to.
He's still going to be an arsehole about it, though. Sort of.
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“Will you come home with me?” she asked.The Chariot is such a Gryffindor card.
“Why would you ask that?”
Granger almost downed the drink in one go. “Because I want you,” she said. “So let's go?”
Draco panicked.
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- Part 1 of Tarot Cards and Wish Fulfillment
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“You can say no.”
“Well, obviously,” he responded, quickly.
She wasn’t very well holding him hostage here. Granger’s place was… warm. Very Granger-esque. He set the far too formal tea set down on her coffee table and leaned back against her couch. It was delightfully soft, clearly worn from years of overuse. She had very comfortable pillows and a throw tossed along the back of the couch that tickled his neck. She flicked on the flames to a fireplace which cast a soft-glow around the room, illuminating her hoards of books and papers in flashes of light. Somewhere distant, a cat purred.
For all intents and purposes, he should be quite cosy here.
But, of course, the witch had just asked him if she could eat his arsehole.
So he was really feeling like cosy wasn’t the best word.
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Or: A rare appearance during a night out with friends results in a tongue-in-cheek encounter between two former enemies. A story about pining, fantasizing and fingers in new places. -
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He regards her with interest, cool as the ice in his G&T. “What do you want?”
On close inspection, he's a bit deadly. It's the combined power of self-regard, an open ear, and a cunningly tailored suit.
Hermione wants—
“An expiration date would be nice.” She suctions up the watery dregs and signals for more. “Let’s say I want . . . a year. Exactly one year of monogamy without the possibility of further commitment."
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A hot, panicky hurt begins to throb inside her chest. This doesn’t make sense. Is it some type of horribly misguided practical joke? Revenge for shutting him down a few months ago?
Or—is it a parting gift? A “so long and thanks for the memories, now I’m off to fuck someone else?”
”What—” Her voice croaks. She clears her throat and tries again. “What the fuck is this, Malfoy?”
Confusion creases his forehead. “They’re photos of you.”
She’s five seconds from bolting back through the Floo. “I can see that. Why have you given me two dozen terrible photos of myself for Christmas?”Or: Draco gives Hermione a Christmas gift.
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Hermione wakes up beside Draco Malfoy and promptly tries to get rid of him. Draco has other ideas.
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Draco's curiosity sets him on a path of collision with none other than Hermione Granger 💫
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On Pineapples and Principal Penetration by ChaosAndCrumpets for rattlebag
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Mar 2023
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All Hermione Granger hopes for from an unexpected invitation to a pineapple party is to connect with some like-minded people over a well-baked upside-down cake. All Draco Malfoy needs is a place to put his unfortunately under-utilised erection.
Maybe there's a way they can both get what they want.
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Draco Malfoy didn’t give gifts, but apparently Crookshanks did.
“Darling, the cat has a package for you. It’s the most peculiar thing. You ought to go investigate.”
[In which Draco finds a loophole to his gift giving policy, and it involves Crookshanks.]
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Hermione knew better than to kiss her former nemesis and current work partner, even after too many drinks—but he only manages to stoke her interest when he pretends it didn't happen at all.
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“The coffee shop had to remake my drink since someone walked off with mine, which is why I’m late.”
His gaze dropped to his own drink, rather guiltily, and her eyes immediately followed. He turned the cup quickly and wrapped his whole hand around it, but not before she saw HERMIONE scribbled across it, clear as day.
Frustration immediately rose in her chest, flooding her skin with heat. “What the fuck, Malfoy—you took my drink?” And then he had the nerve to give her a hard time about being late.OR: Draco Malfoy steals Hermione's morning coffee. Things escalate.
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On the Virtues of Inexhaustible Burning by PacificRimbaud
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2022
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In which Draco Malfoy wrestles geology and Hermione receives several gifts.
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He’d tucked too much of himself inside that little gift. Long muffled secrets, wishfulness, and a final concession made before laying it all to rest. That present had been meant to bring him peace. He’d known it was selfish, and he’d hoped she wouldn’t think much of it, wouldn't go looking too closely.
But if there’s one thing he’s learned about Hermione Granger in the last five years, it’s that she digs in. With teeth, if necessary. He should have known.
[In which five years of Draco Malfoy keeping his distance doesn't work.]
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Hermione,
Sentimentality has never been my strong suit, but consider this an act of Firewhisky-fuelled bravery.
When I sat down to write this, I had no idea what would end up on this page. I’ve spent this evening thinking back on our history and I’m feeling rather wistful.
the butterfly effect : noun - (in chaos theory) the phenomenon whereby a minute localised change in a complex system can have large effects elsewhere.
DHr Advent 2022
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Christmastime Is (Unfortunately) Here by inadaze22
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Dec 2022
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A story of how mistletoe, mayhem, and maybes change Draco Malfoy's misanthropic Christmas plans.
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- Part 1 of 'Tis The Damn Season