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    It was senior year Tommy was 18 by this point the school year was slowly coming to a close with only a few months before summer and Tommy was ready to finally get out of that house. To finally be able to pursue his dream and leave his family behind him…

    So why the hell was he getting ready to pick up his brothers from the airport on a Sunday morning?

    Tommy has been living life since Wilbur and Techno left perfectly fine. He was fine! He’s about to graduate and is also an artist. Now he’s hiding this fact from his family. The same family who left him alone when he was 10.

    TLDR:
    Tommy is an artist who found joy in art and his family are now trying to reenter his life.

     

    DISCONTINUED FUCK WILBUR SOOT

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    English
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    Chapters:
    23/?
    Collections:
    16
    Comments:
    720
    Kudos:
    5,030
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    850
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    Tommy opened his eyes slowly. There was sun streaming through the window, leaving the ceiling bathed in golden light. The sheets under him were soft and plush, cradling his body comfortably. The one window in the room was slightly open, allowing Tommy to hear birds chirping outside as well as the quiet breeze blowing through the overgrown trees surrounding what Tommy could now tell was his childhood bedroom at his family cottage.

    Fuck. His. Life.

    He was back again.

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    AKA Fae reincarnation fic with Dadbur and CottageCore stuff. Just so much stuff.

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    English
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    29,182
    Chapters:
    6/9
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    145
    Kudos:
    971
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    211
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    16,770
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    In a city where the Syndicate is an ever-present threat, their newest addition is missing from action, as if he was hidden in the shadows and waiting for the right opportunity to strike.
    Tommy is only trying to live his life away from the press and the pressures of living with murderers, trying to sustain his relationship with his friends while balancing secrets that could get him killed.
    Tubbo and Tommy walk through the streets of the city they grew up in at dusk, and from there, the world decides it’s had enough of Tommy living in the shadows.

    or

    Tommy is a villain with the rest of SBI, but he simply can't do it anymore, and he does what he can to switch sides and become the hero he was meant to be.

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    English
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    135,198
    Chapters:
    50/50
    Collections:
    6
    Comments:
    2,137
    Kudos:
    1,615
    Bookmarks:
    261
    Hits:
    35,643
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    The only blessing about his green mile, was that there was a quilt over the cage he was in that kept some of the bitter cold out, not all of it of course for his fingers were blue and his body shook something fierce, but silver linings.

    He deserved his fate, he should've known better than to disobey a direct order from Dream. He shouldn't have done that practical joke and he knew that, but he was so very tired of the orders, and just wanted to have some fun.

    Now he paid the ultimate price.

    ///

    Or Tommy fucks up and is about to be thrown off a cliff for pulling a prank on george, when two strangers come and save the day

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    English
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    2,400
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    320
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    1,661
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    The great thing about living in a place with heroes and villains and a general mess of things? That if you get kidnapped by a supervillain, you get an extension or even an exemption from some things. Luckily Tommy’s brother, Techno is a supervillain.

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    Tommy’s day is going pretty standardly.

    He’s been kidnapped!

    This is fucking amazing for him because he gets out of a maths test he’s been dreading for a couple of weeks and he finally wore Techno down enough to kidnap him.

    ---

    or, wilbur is the hero who saves tommy after being “kidnapped” by dangerous villain parasitism (his brother techno) to get out of school work. together they become something close to a family.

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    English
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    19,880
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    14
    Comments:
    113
    Kudos:
    2,372
    Bookmarks:
    485
    Hits:
    18,694
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    You’re going to leave now, and you won’t breathe a word of this to anyone,” Siren ordered. “Do you understand?”

    “Yes,” Ranboo replied, and oh, fuck, Tommy gets it now.

    Siren. The number three villain, only ranking lower than the Angel and the Blade. A slick, cunning, annoying son of a bitch who, yippee, has the ability to compel others to do anything he wants. All things he already knew, but what Tommy hadn’t known was that apparently he was the only one not affected by it.

    It seemed Tommy was left alone and unfazed by Siren’s ability, an ability that no one should be left unfazed from, and no one ever had been, not in the history of, well, ever.

    This was probably a bad thing.

    - - -

    or, 5 times Tommy hid the fact that Wilbur's powers don't work on him, and the 1 time he had to tell the truth.

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    11,606
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    15
    Comments:
    88
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    3,844
    Bookmarks:
    629
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    27,479
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    “Tommy please, I can’t help if I don’t know what’s wrong” Techno prompted softly, kneelingly down to bring himself to eye level with Tommy. Or, what he supposed would be eye level had Tommy not had his face tucked into his knees.
    Tommy shook his head a little before glancing up at Techno, tears dripping quickly down his face and splashing onto the ground.
    “Tommy please-“
    “He’s gone.” Tommy managed to mutter, Techno couldn’t help but note the bitterness in his voice.

    //

    In which Wilbur has gone, and technoblade and phil are all tommy has left in the world

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    English
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    3,847
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    164
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1,413
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    A spell sends three of the Craft family into a deep slumber, while their spirits watch over their youngest as he tries to reverse the curse.

    Tommy's got a lot he's hiding.

    Language:
    English
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    7,780
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    12
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    2,195
    Bookmarks:
    372
    Hits:
    11,217
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    Left alone to fend for himself after being involuntarily turned Tommy moved to a new town, leaving the corpse of his sire behind.
    Trying to survive his daily job and the lack of food was hard and finding out that he was in the territory of an ancient coven?

    Really not something Tommy wanted considering how territorial vampires are.

    or: Tommy's in a severe lack of a Sire and someone to take care of him and Phil takes one look at him and goes "mine."

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    12
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    2,360
    Bookmarks:
    360
    Hits:
    15,494
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    The gods were wretched beings, one would be wise to not trust a God, especially with your life. He was born into a war ridden land, it was only the effects of war but he was fighting for his life the same. 

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    13,153
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
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    2
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    128
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    “I’m eighteen. Legal adult.” Tommy argues. He tries to peek over Techno’s shoulder, and Techno adjusts his hold so that it’s easy to lift his chin over to look at Phil. “I could pay taxes.” 

    “Taxes don’t exist anymore.” Techno points out.

    “Thank god for that.” Wil mutters. 

    (Or, SBI finds a Tommy. The only reasonable option is immediate adoption.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    8
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    3,722
    Bookmarks:
    545
    Hits:
    18,795
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    Everything hurts and Tommy doesn't know why. But Technoblade does.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    18
    Comments:
    71
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    3,577
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    461
    Hits:
    28,265
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    The front door opened a moment later, and Wilbur stepped into the small entryway with red cheeks and his black beanie speckled with melting snowflakes.

    "Tommy, why do we go to university here when we can be something warm like California?"

    Tommy hid his giggles behind the oven mitt he was wearing that was decorated with some snowmen and Christmas trees. "Because California is fucking expensive."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,058
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    537
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    Tommy licked his lips, digging into the meal. He didn’t notice Tubbo sneakily grabbing his cup, pouring something inside and shoving it back into place.

    Tommy swallowed his last bite, grabbing the goblet and throwing it back. Liquid drizzled down his chin, the boy licking his lips with a satisfied “ahh.”

    Tubbo smiled at him, quickly guzzling his plate down as well.

    Suddenly, Tubbo latched into Tommy’s arm, startling the boy as he stood up.

    “Wha- Tubbo?” Tommy questioned as the brunet dragged him down the halls. “Where are we going?”

    Tubbo stayed silent, a determined look on his face.

    Tommy’s eyes widened as he realized what path they were taking. “Wilbur’s office? Tubs, why are you taking me there?”

    Or, Tommy is abused and Tubbo gives him a truth potion so that he’ll finally talk to someone about it.

    If any CCs state they are uncomfortable with this kind of fic, then I will take it down!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    148
    Kudos:
    1,975
    Bookmarks:
    312
    Hits:
    15,446
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    In some sick way, Techno enjoyed fighting. The gladiator reveled in being the best at something, at training and seeing his hard work come to fruition, at becoming the safe bet for every gambler in the city. 

    In another life, maybe Techno would have fought for pride or power. He would have savored the taste of victory, greedy for more battles and more encores.

    As it was, Techno just fought to survive and to make the arena money. He was not allowed to want anything more.

    OR: Techno and Tommy live in a gladiator arena.

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    English
    Words:
    2,812
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    6
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    1,197
    Bookmarks:
    141
    Hits:
    6,258
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    “No, no, no! Dream, it’s fine! I’m fine! You don’t have to apologize,” Tommy said, but Dream raised his hand to make him stop, with a frown.

    “I’m not done yet, Tommy.”

    “Sorry,” he mumbled.

    Dream let out a short chuckle with a fond head shake. “It’s okay. It’s just, I need this party to be perfect so I can get this allyship with the Syndicate, and I guess I’ve been putting it on you. I told you that you could decide how the event looks, and I haven’t been holding myself to that.” Another sigh, “I’ve been too ‘controlling.’ I hate that word, but the others are saying I need to let you have more control.” He gave Tommy a smile. “Sam told me you wanted it to be a costume party.”

    Or, Tommy needs to get Essempi an alliance with the Syndicate. He ends up with a new family instead.

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    66,218
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    268
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    5,135
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    Tommy shakes his head, looking at anywhere else in the room other than Phil. His head flicks around as though he’s already planning an escape as he speaks.

    “I can’t tell you who it is but I need you to tutor me, so I can tutor them.” Tommy meets Phil’s eyes for a second before they nervously dart away and stay firmly connected to the whiteboard behind Phil.

    Tommy swallows hard. “Please, Mr Watson?”

    It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that there is no friend.

    ———

    OR
    An unconventional foster fic where Phil is an immortal history teacher and he accidentally becomes the dad to three trouble makers with varying degrees of trauma

    hurt/comfort ensues.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    107,312
    Chapters:
    25/25
    Collections:
    34
    Comments:
    1,639
    Kudos:
    5,802
    Bookmarks:
    1,294
    Hits:
    116,794
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    The cigarette was deftly plucked from his bony fingers and quickly put out on the tree. Dropping into the dirt beside the others once they were convinced that it was put out. Tommy scowled, ready to cuss out some fucker for wasting the cigarette, until he actually looked up. His own greying eyes met a familiar concerned blue. His throat felt like it closed up, so all he did was stare.

    “What’re you doing mate?”

    Or, smoking and drinking was the only way Wilbur taught Tommy to cope with his issues.

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    English
    Words:
    3,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    897
    Bookmarks:
    126
    Hits:
    7,860
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    Tommy wasn't paid enough for this.

    When someone attempted to steal from his hospital floor, he wasn't about to put his life on the line for this place. So, he let the man take what he wanted.

    Though, he didn't expect to get attached to the thief. Or to smile when he learnt his name—it was Phil—or to get involved in his family business either.

    But, Tommy had always wanted a family. A father.

    He just didn't know they were vampires. Until fate made it known in its painful ways.

     

    OR: Tommy obliviously letting vampire!Phil steal blood bags from his hospital for 10k words

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    English
    Words:
    10,530
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    6
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    2,746
    Bookmarks:
    461
    Hits:
    20,064
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    Tommy spoons his cereal in his mouth, smirking when Wilbur stumbles down the stairs with his hair messed up and eyes red from sleep.

    “‘Sup, Wilbitch,” Tommy greets with his mouth full. “How’d’ja sleep?”

    “Say that again, but better,” Wilbur says, pouring himself a cup of coffee. He sits down at the table across from Tommy. “But I slept fine, hopefully you slept worse.”

    “Thanks.”

    “Anytime.”

    3 times Tommy failed at coming out, and the 1 time he succeeded.

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    English
    Words:
    3,865
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    1,063
    Bookmarks:
    114
    Hits:
    5,878

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